v5 Chapter 99： Hagrid, you are such a beast!

In the first lesson, Professor Moody showed the Unforgivable Curse in all directions.

In 1717, the three major curses were designated as unforgivable curses by the Ministry of Magic, and they have a history of more than 200 years.

They are a taboo-like existence in the hearts of all wizards, like a dark vortex, attracting everyone to explore and deepen.

Mysterious and scary.

As a result, many students were excited and stared at Professor Moody obsessively. It seems that she is watching a young beauty, and can't wait to receive his special training at night.

At least William's roommates, Bradley and Marcos, have such complicated expressions.

When I think about the time loop, the two of them once slept in the same bed for several years... The special training must be fake, and the possibility of fencing is higher.

Professor Moody is of course very knowledgeable, but there is one thing that cannot be denied: what he teaches is exclusively for Auror training, and it is completely out of line for little wizards.

At least not required for the O.W.Ls exam, only the Death Eater entrance exam, and the Azkaban Prison Guide.

This is equivalent to the college entrance examination next year. The teacher said a lot to you Barabara, and the core idea is only one thing:

You are all just being a quiz writer, this is not good, it is useless.

Then, take you to learn the universe computer. In the end, the money was made, and the head was bald, but it had nothing to do with exams and certificates.

Few of the students realized this, and everyone was addicted to the Unforgivable Curse.

It seemed as long as he learned how to deal with it, he could punch Voldemort and kick little Tom tomorrow.

From a certain point of view, this year's fifth graders will definitely be miserable by Moody. In other words, he was pitted by the principal.

Just as unreliable as Moody was Hagrid. During lunch, William listened to Hermione complaining.

"Those fried-tail snails are small now, but once Hagrid figured out what they like to eat, they'll be six feet long."

Hermione looked at William with expectant eyes, and she lowered her voice:

"The most sensible thing to do is to nip them in the cradle before they attack us.

You don't want to see another group of eight-eyed giant spiders, right? "

William took a bite of the lamb chop. Are the eight-eyed spiders bad?

Not to mention the treasures all over his body, the meat is delicious, and it is also an important source of income for William and the others.

Of course he didn't say this. He pondered for a moment and said, "You mean... let me secretly kill those exploding tail snails in the middle of the night?"

"Can't you? I can go with you!"

Hermione's eyes flashed with determination, as if to nip the danger in the bud.

Her far-sightedness was not wrong. The eight-eyed giant spider was small back then, but after 50 years of development, it has become what size.

"We'll both stay at the Room of Requirement at twelve and sneak out," Hermione suggested. "It won't be discovered."

"But... is the fried tail snail so ugly? You used to think Lou Wei was good-looking." William hesitated.

He really didn't want to kill Hagrid's cutie if he didn't have to. Of course, the dragon Norbert is an exception.

"Ugly... uglier than the little black robe." Hermione lifted William's cup and drank the lipstick tea, suppressing her shock.

"And it's dangerous and disgusting... You just haven't seen them, and you'll definitely want to kill them when you see them!"

"..."

"This can't be done. If Hagrid can cultivate the first batch, he can cultivate the second batch." William shook his head.

"If you want to stop Hagrid, you have to kill the man-headed manticore and the firecrab first. The fried-tailed snails are hybridized with them."

"The man-headed manticore is so dangerous, it must have been hidden in the Forbidden Forest by Hagrid."

He leaned into William's ear and said, "The fire kiss must know where it is. Let's go and ask her."

"..." Has Hermione considered this?

In fact, having known Hermione for so many years, William had discovered one thing: she was always right.

In the Fantastic Beasts Protection class on Friday, when William saw the blow-tail snail for the first time, as Hermione said, he felt physical and psychological discomfort.

Before Qiu was still talking to him about the deliciousness of boiled conch, he covered his mouth and shouted, "It's disgusting!"

Eloise screamed, jumped back a few steps, and immediately moved away from the blasting snails.

Those fried tail snails had a unique appearance, like deformed, shelled lobsters, white-gray-gray, sticky, and looked very scary.

So many feet stick out in all directions, and no head can be seen.

The fried-tail snails were all in boxes, about a hundred in each box, about eight inches long, crawling around on top of each other.

They slammed into the walls of the box dazedly and gave off a very strong smell of rotten fish and rotten shrimp.

William refrained from reaching for his wand and burned them all in one fire.

That's what Hagrid said...it's cute, can you fuck?

William has really lowered the standard, according to the appearance of Lou Wei and the eight-eyed giant spider, to outline and imagine the fried tail snail.

But these ugly things... are completely challenging the physical limits of the wizard.

No wonder, when William mentioned Madame Maxime, Hagrid looked down on her and didn't want to know her.

Hagrid's aesthetics were different from normal people, and he couldn't appreciate a beauty like Maxim.

"It's been a few days since they hatched, look at how big these little cuties are." Hagrid's face was full of pride.

"You can raise them yourself! Enjoy that kind of parental joy."

Everyone looked disgusted, especially the girls.

In order to lose weight for ** tea, William often gave it a break from snacks. It ran in front of those female students to be cute.

The girls all knew William's cat, so they rubbed the head of **tea and said that it was his mother and William was his father.

But ** tea is obviously different from fried tail snails. They all glared at Hagrid, almost rushing to beat him.

Who has such an ugly child!

Sure enough, this cloud farming also depends on the appearance of pets.

"We'll just feed them today, and you're going to try feeding them a few different things," Hagrid said.

"The third-year students have figured out that they don't like eating ant eggs and frog livers... This time we will change the taste..."

But the students were all rushing to get ant eggs and frog livers, as if they were going to starve to kill the fried tail snails.

William searched for a long time, but couldn't find where the mouth of the fried tail snail was.

In the end, it was found that they eat and excrete in the same place.

In the wooden box, the feces of the fried tail snails are basically invisible.

As long as one fried-tailed snail "spit" out the poo, a group of fried-tailed snails rushed up and frantically grabbed the **** to eat.

And screaming, fighting each other, seeming to be grabbing something delicious.

Yaya watched anxiously from the side, growled lowly, and seemed to have a taste of the saltiness too.

William suddenly thought of the capybara.

The feces of capybaras are particularly delicious and nutritious, and many animals like to eat them.

And capybara feces are very high in protein, about 15 percent crude protein.

Slightly lower than beef.

And the food will become more delicious after being slightly fermented in the stomach.

Therefore, some jaguars, instead of eating capybara, are waiting to eat their feces.

After all, there is a difference between a full meal and a full meal.

Unexpectedly, the feces of fried tail snails can actually be eaten.

It looks like it's eating, but it's actually cooking.

Fried tail snails can not only cook, but also have a lot of offensive means.

Every now and then, the tail would shoot some sparks, and with a light snap, the blaster would advance a few inches.

William seemed to see the birth of a perpetual motion machine.

The tail of the blow-tail snail will explode, propelling its body forward. Give it something to eat when it's hungry, and spit it out anyway.

But it was also very dangerous. After more than ten minutes, McLaggen suddenly screamed.

"It's tail exploded and it hurts me!"

McLaggen said angrily, showing Hagrid the burn on his hand.

"You're going to grab its dung, of course you'll be attacked!" Hagrid exclaimed. "Don't eat that shit! Not a chocolate frog!"

McLaggen's face flushed red I didn't eat it, I just wanted to pick it up and have a look! "

But no one believed him.

William, who took Hermione to explain the task, approached Hagrid and asked in a low voice.

"Hagrid, where did you place the man-headed manticore?"

"Rest in a cave in the Forbidden Forest." Hagrid stroked his messy beard and said with a smile:

"Ellie is too tired during this time. I used 60 fire crabs to get her pregnant... One mother and seven babies... It's too hard."

"..."

Sixty live crabs, a man-headed manticore?

Hagrid, you are such a beast!

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