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As an African beast, the horned beast has a gray body, very similar to a rhinoceros, and can weigh up to a ton.
This is a magical creature with high magic resistance and thick blood.
The most special, it has a hard long horn.
How hard is it? Even fire dragon skin can be pierced.
The horns can also shoot deadly liquids, enough to explode the injected object if the volume is too large.
When venomous beasts mate, the male venomous horned beast will first stab the horns into the female's back.
After a few explosions, the female will be subdued, and then the subsequent body fluid exchange will be carried out.
The whole process is full of...artistic.
It's a bit like a cat movie, in which the male cat will bite the back of the female cat's fate and then carry out the process of crazy output.
William was still very familiar with poison horns.
At last year's Quidditch World Cup, when Barty Crouch Jr. released mascots from various countries, this animal was attacking the camp.
Newt also performed in public how to seduce other people's "wife"... A group of male poisonous horned beasts that he attracted kept attacking him, trying to poke 10,000 transparent holes in him.
William had seen the horn of the Poison Horned Beast earlier, still at Luna's house.
Old Lovegood kept a horn that he played with all day, and put it next to his pillow when he slept at night.
He also insisted that it was the horn of the horned snoring beast!
I'm not afraid that when the front line is climaxing, this thing suddenly explodes.
That's right, even if it is separated from the body, the horn still has the characteristics of explosion.
A single horn is so dangerous, let alone a poisonous horned beast?
All the students stayed away, watching Hagrid commune with it.
Umbridge, wearing a pink hat and holding a clipboard, suddenly appeared.
The students stepped back even further, because the perfume on her body was too pungent.
Umbridge has smelled since the last bathroom incident.
Umbridge smelled it, too. Three baths a day were not enough, and a bottle of perfume was needed to cover up the stench.
How to describe this mixed taste?
The fragrance is stinky, the smell is back to the fragrance, and the strong taste can burst in the nasal cavity instantly.
You can even smell it from a mile away, it's even worse than a big dung egg.
Hagrid smelled it too, but pretended not to see Umbridge and continued to lecture.
Umbridge immediately let out a characteristic fake cough, tactically interrupting his class.
"Oh, hello!" Hagrid could only smile.
"Did you get the note I sent to your cottage this morning?"
Umbridge spoke slowly and loudly, as if Hagrid was a low-intelligence creature unable to understand her words.
"I got it!" said Hagrid cheerfully, "I'm glad you found a place! I'm in class, today I'm talking about poison horns..."
"I'm sorry!" Umbridge exclaimed, frowning, cupping his hand to his ear, "what did you say?"
Hagrid glanced at her suspiciously, and roared into her ear with a loud voice:
"Professor, you don't have good ears... I met an old professor before... Seven years ago, he taught Defense Against the Dark Arts like you!
But after he taught for half a year, his ears were deaf, and after another half a year, his eyes were also blind... You better pay attention to your body! "
Hagrid said, and pointed to his ear.
The students all burst into laughter.
Umbridge's face suddenly turned ugly.
Are you, like Trelawney, cursing me on purpose?
She lowered her head and wrote and read on the tablet, "It takes... clumsy... gestures... to communicate... I have a problem with intelligence."
Hagrid was stunned and wanted to say something, but he couldn't help but sneezed several times.
He covered his nose and said in disgust:
"Professor Umbridge, do you have body odor and so much perfume?
There's a professor... yes, Defence Against the Dark Arts, eight years before you.
He had been here for two months, and he had body odor inexplicably, and finally his body was covered with splotches that could not be cut with a knife..."
Umbridge glared at Hagrid, wondering if anyone had communicated with him in advance.
Indeed...it was taught by Hermione and William, so that he wouldn't have to be polite to Umbridge.
Anyway, Hagrid won't teach for too long, and he will leave Hogwarts and continue back to the Alps. There is no need to give her face.
But Hagrid was also very knowledgeable.
He's been at Hogwarts for fifty years, and the most he's seen is the bizarre way every Defence Against the Dark Arts professor dies.
Umbridge's various manifestations, he can find a death case to share.
Quite a bit of a sense of sight after watching more than a thousand episodes of "Conan Death".
Umbridge asked a few more questions, and the horned beast became restless.
The smell on her body was so strong that even poisonous horned beasts were a little disgusted.
"Did you know," Umbridge said softly, noticing the venomous beast, "that the Ministry of Magic has classified venomous beasts as 'dangerous animals'?"
Hagrid just smiled, not paying much attention.
"Poison Horned Beasts are not dangerous! Of course, if you are really in a hurry, they may hit you..."
"To...brutal...show...pleasure..." Umbridge wrote again in the notebook.
"Oh, no!" Hagrid said quickly, "I mean, cats can catch people, right?
Poison horns are safe most of the time..."
But Hagrid's words came to an end, as if it was designed to slap him in the face, and the poisonous horned beast had already stepped on its hooves, splashing countless mud.
Umbridge swallowed, took a half step back, and said in a trembling voice, "Didn't you say it's not... dangerous?"
"Good, little girl, good!" Hagrid raised his hand, signaling the Poison Horn to be quiet.
He also handed the male poisonous horned beast musk to Umbridge.
"Just smear a little on the palm and this little girl won't attack you.
He will be very gentle..."
Umbridge took it dubiously. Seeing that Hagrid couldn't control the poison horn, he poured the whole bottle of musk into his hand.
"Don't apply too much, just one drop... that's it..."
Hagrid turned his head and saw that Umbridge had smeared the entire bottle on his arm, turning pale.
This thing can attract female poison horn mates.
A drop will make her feel good about you. If the whole bottle is poured out... Then it's not going to heaven?
The horned beast glared at Umbridge, thinking of her as a mate to mate.
It let out a frantic roar, knocked Hagrid away, and rushed towards Umbridge with all its might.
Umbridge screamed and ran towards the castle at the fastest speed.
However, she is only short-legged, and her speed is not comparable to that of a poisonous horned beast. She only ran three or five meters before being caught up.
The poison horn suddenly raised its head, and Umbridge let out a painful cry from the depths of his soul... It was a coincidence that the hard horn cast an Unforgivable Curse on her from behind, Thousand Years Kill!
Umbridge let out a groan, clenching the long horn with both hands, and a sharp pain came from his crotch.
But she didn't dare to let go. Once she fell, she would be trampled to death by the hooves.
In this way, she was led by the poison horn and slid forward for several meters, always keeping her back.
There was another wailing, because she had already felt the injection of icy liquid.
One person and one beast rushed like this, all the students were shocked, William said indifferently: "Spread!"
Everyone ducked to the sides, leaving only William standing there, motionless.
His wand lifted slightly, and the ground melted into a long, bare stone slide.
The poison horn went up against the slide, and the speed began to slow down.
William turned over with a harrier, and his body was like a black swallow, falling off the back of the beast and standing on his feet.
With a flick of his wrist, a silver sword appeared in front of everyone's eyes. He held his left hand backwards and cut the horn cleanly.
The Poison Horned Beast roared, his legs fell to the ground, and Umbridge was instantly flung away, kneeling on the ground for a few meters before stopping.
William jumped off the horned beast and motioned for it to flee the crime scene, before walking towards Umbridge.
I saw that her face was bloodless, and she was about to pull out the poisonous horn, when she heard William's fluttering voice from behind.
"Don't pull it out, it will explode if you pull it out..."
Umbridge's face stiffened, and he dared not move again.
There were only two lines of tears in the corners of his eyes.
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