Chapter 41: Welcome To The Bone Zone!

Chapter 41: Welcome To The Bone Zone!

I sat on top of a pile of rubble, perfectly imitating the thinker statue as I pondered on the things I would need to take on the catacombs.

Now I _could_ just go in combustions blazing but it can't be that simple.

This is Lordran, confidence means suffering here. I want to be prepared lest I get ganged by a horde of skeletons. My stamina and focus are limited, but the revivals of skeletons aren't. So a divine weapon is a must.

I also need a pretty magic-resistant shield for the floating red skull grenades. I don't have confidence in tanking those while dealing with skeletons.

Light sources are not a problem. I have enough experience in pyromancy to make up a spell that makes me a floating candle that follows me. I would like to prepare more if possible but time is of the essence so I can't go to Andre and spend hours acquiring a divine weapon lest my miracle bank gets murked.

*Sigh* I hate sidequests with time limits.

My best bet for the holy weapon is the Drake Valley if I remember correctly(Please do not fail me brain) There should be an Astora straight sword and a crest shield there. While the shield is not ideal, it is still a quality shield with decent magic resistance.

The only caveat is that I have to fight an undead dragon for these. I mean it shouldn't be too hard, after all, he is immobile, right?

...

I just _had_ to jinx it didn't I?

But I can't be at fault for expecting the top half of a dragon to be stationary right!?

And why can that same dragon half which doesn't have a stomach can spit out a solid stream of concentrated poison!? Where the fuck did the

poison come from!?

I mean I killed it! I did! That's what matters!

It _diiid_ take 8 estus and 16 purple mosses as well as an empty focus tank but I killed it in the end. But it took a solid half an hour to do so. Still, I got the sword and shield which is what I came here for.

What sucked was that I didn't have a supply of twinkling titanite to upgrade them which meant I had to do this undergeared plebian syle. Regardless I made my way back to Firelink via bonedust and headed down to the graveyard.

And unlike last time, I absolutely demolished everything in my path in one blow with just my hands. I didn't even use any weapons. I admit, it's kinda petty but after the shit they put me through a few months ago this revenge feels sweeter than candy.

After looking around for a while I found a staircase leading down into the catacombs. After heading down for a while I found a staircase with two bonemen standing on top of it. The moment they noticed me they went into fight mode.

*Roll* *Roll*

And one of them started... rolling upward!? How come I can't do that even with my acrobatics skill!? I think he was supposed to bump into me to break my posture and then lay into me with his blade but he didn't get the chance to do so as I sprinted forward and soccer kicked the skeleton down the hole like the ball he was.

*Punt!* *Stab* Updated from novelbIn.(c)om

The second one just charged me like a normal boring skeleton to which I responded by closing the distance and stabbing it through the eye socket. Killing it for good. But just as I did that I suddenly got a chill up my spine.

*BOOOOM!!!*

''F#k! Sh$t! Fu*k!''

One of those skull fuckers exploded from behind and sent me ragdolling down the staircase. Those fuckers pack a mean punch and due to them being magic my armor's effectiveness was significantly reduced against them. But it seemed like I had done something to god recently for it to spite as guess where I landed.

That's right in front of another floating skull.

''Fu-

*BOOOOOOOM!*

[YOU DIED]

...

/Y-

Shut it.

I am not mad. Shut up, I am calm, I am reasonable. I didn't get comboed to death, I am the chosen undead after all. Haha.

His whole body felt like a solid chunk of ice, like every wisp of warmth was sapped from his being just by seeing Nito. He was barely keeping himself from shaking. Normally any other undead would probably be less terrified but the moment John saw Nito it was like his soul vision was activated by his own.

The pressure suffocated him. Wringing every drop of air from his lungs. He was looking at death personified. Weakened or not this was a bonafide god.

[Join covenant ''Gravelord Servants' ?]

'...Yes...'

The moment I did I felt the pressure recede slightly, allowing me to catch my breath.

< You have acquired [Gravelord Sword Dance lv.1] and [Gravelord Sword]>

I quickly offered my 30 eyes of death that I got from drastically reducing the basilisk population of the depths.

< [Gravelord Sword Dance lv.1] -> [Gravelord Greatsword Dance lv.1] >

The moment I got the message I hopped into the coffin and knocked myself out using my reinforced club.

...

After waking up I hopped out of the coffin and left a large soul of a nameless soldier as a tip for my cab(or coffin) drivers(or carriers) and sped off to the rest of the catacombs.

I will repress that memory until I have a need for it.

...

The rest of the catacombs was smooth sailing after I repressed what happened prior to the very depths of my memory trench. I also killed a black knight rather easily and got his axe but it really wasn't much compared to the dragon king's axe.

Now I was just chilling at the bonfire across from my new funky skeleton pal Vamos. He may not have wanted to be friends with me but I didn't really ask for his consent on that matter.

After checking and doing some maintenance on my equipment I set off for Pinwheel's arena. Now, I admit, I nearly pissed my pants when I first heard the distant sounds of bones trouseling and wheels spinning when I stepped into the clearing.

I didn't really have the most pleasant experience with wheel skeletons like most others I imagine, so when I heard that distinct noise it awakened some bad memories of getting stun locked by those bastards regardless of my level or poise.

To them, the only thing that mattered was that you were standing in their way, statistics be dammed. I must have died at least 30 times to those bastards while trying to reach pinwheel in my previous life. So many damn souls lost forever.

Thankfully they weren't as lethal in real life so I was able to take out over 30 deaths and many souls worth of frustrations out on them without fearing for my very existence getting deleted from their stun-locking powers.

After quickly ripping the loathsome wheels apart I hopped down to Pinwheel's arena which was coincidentally shaped like a coffin. Maybe I came at the wrong time though since Pinwheel was working on something.

For a moment, the thought of excusing myself and leaving crossed my mind before I remembered that I came here to kill him. I crouched down and pounced on Pinwheel before he could even turn around.

'{Bullet Dash}!' *Boom!* *Whooosh!*

Combustion created an explosion beneath my feet as I used that to accelerate toward Pinwheel at breakneck speeds. He was barely able to turn around and face me just in time to see my Dragon King Greataxe slamming into his face.

*Crunch!*

The axe hit and absolutely obliterated him.

< You have slain {Pinwheel} +15,000souls +Rite of Kindling >

I stood for there for an actual minute just looking at Pinwheel's corpse in disbelief. I knew he was weak but this?

...Maybe I should have waited for him after all.

[VICTORY ACHIEVED]

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