Chapter 58: Maybe happy endings do exist.

Chapter 58: Maybe happy endings do exist.

I was currently laying my head on Priscilla's lap next to the bonfire while thinking about my next course of action. Priscilla also really seemed to enjoy ''indulging'' me, probably because of her being starved for affection. I didn't mind it one bit though.

I would rather fight 10 stray demons while having no limbs than not cuddle with Priscilla. This is the most comfort I have ever had in my life. Even on earth. Being with her just made me feel even a tiny bit whole.

I may not be able to experience that happiness anymore but seeing her made me feel a bit better.

Alright, enough with the sappy shit, it's time for what I'm actually good at.

Reckless murder.

Now my goal was to nab the 3 lordsouls. With the optional side mission of going back to the past to try my dammed best to whopple Manus.

Getting the 3 lordsouls is actually easier than one might think. With my strength, I am fully sure I can get each one in less than a day for each. After all, while using my abilities would cripple someone for life it is just a minor inconvenience.

After all, I am basically an immortal ICBM at this point.

Estimating my attack potency with Vs wiki(How the fuck do I remember this but not my parents...?)standards it would be around city block class at my best and Multi-City Block level in Apoleptic mode.

What does being a glass cannon matter when you are immortal?

You die in one hit? Just learn to dodge lmao. It's not like your attempts are finite.

Even if I get stuck in a death loop like being thrown into the sun or something. Eventually, my fire resistance will get so high that I will be able to shrug it off.

Now that I think about it... Aren't I more like Doomsday than undead?

A very weak and shitty knockoff doomsday but doomsday regardless. The source of this content nov(el)bi((n))

Now my options here are, the 4 goofs, Bike Seat, the Burning Tree, and Nito.

In terms of difficulty, it should be.

4 & 3: Four musketeers and Firewood.

2: Seth.

1: Nito

Four-of-a-kind and nap time aren't really problems since I hard counter both to the point where they are nearly harmless. Life drain won't work on me since it is derived from the dark soul and I OWN the dark soul.

And using any kind of pyromancy or heat-based attack on me is just a mistake. First of all, I have intermediate fire resistance as well as flash sweat, making fire attacks hit like wet noodles.

Then I have the inferno cape which makes me immune to all flames below a certain threshold and gives me advanced fire resistance on top of my intermediate one.

And then there is {Armageddon Blade} which grants me pyrokinesis and minor biokinesis. Alongside allowing me to ABSORB fire and control preexisting flame. Making fire below a certain level not just useless, but BENEFICIAL toward me.

I have killed coked-up Ornstein who could probably eat up everlasting dragons for breakfast, let alone Seath. In fact, I can maybe even kill him without breaking his precious crystal. Plus raiding his library sounds fun, I have run out of books to read.

Nito may actually prove to be a worthy adversary considering the pressure I felt from at his tomb. Along with his throng of skeletons to deplete my stamina.

But it seems like I will be laying the bed to rest first. I made a promise or well, several. I have a sick girl to save. And one more to put them out of their misery.

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< Intermediate Poison resistance lv. 10(max)> -> Advanced Poison resistance lv. 1 >

Finally, I stopped feeling nauseous as my soul devoured the blight completely. And I stood up, lighting a small flame to turn the vomit to ash as I looked up to see Quelaans tear-filled eyes and angry face.

Oops.

''JOHN! Why would you that, that was stupid, you could've gotten hurt, I was fine enough, you didn't have to suffer through all that pain just to help me, what if you couldn't...''

Wow, that's the first time someone has been angry for me in my whole life, that's new. Exhaling through my nose slightly I patted her head as her ramblings got quieter and quieter.

''Don't worry, I wouldn't have done that if I wasn't confident enough in my own ability. Now it's time for the chaos.''

She nodded sulkily as he parted her hair to expose her chest so I had better access. I made a point to not really stare at her privates, this matter was far more important. I got to work once again.

Chaos was ingrained into the very nature of her soul requiring almost microscopic precision as well as using my darksoul to mold parts I couldn't take out into more stable forms. The parts I took out were immediately consumed by the raging eternal armageddon inside me without protest.

It took over ten hours of intense effort but now in front of me stood a girl, 170cm tall with a HUMAN lower body. Completely nude though. Too unbelievably tired to care I just threw a blanket over her to clothe herself as I collapsed from exhaustion.

Who knew doing what was basically soul surgery using godlike abilities with a human body for over several hours without break would exhaust someone? Isn't that just a reasonable assumption?

Definitely not this retarded bastard over here. He doesn't really think things through before acting on them. An impulsive motherfucker who would most likely damn himself with his reckless impulses.

Oh wait.

/He already did./

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