Chapter 32 - Roundhouse
"Today, the boss' friend is in a good mood. Whoever spoils her mood will be very unlucky!"
"What, you're in a good mood after the break?" Second Brother, you're saying the opposite, right? You should be in a very bad mood. "
The security guard immediately took out the memo on his phone and typed in the words "Boss will take the day off". Then, he looked at those five words and smiled happily.
Crack.
After the little security guard was hit, he looked at Tall Security in grievance: "Second brother, why did you hit me?"
"Idiot, I'm talking about friends. You are retarded and retarded, so you don't know what a friend is. I also didn't say that the boss's relatives are here!"
Tall Security scolded: "Fuck, even if it is true, are you trying to court someone else by making this memo? Are you blaspheming the boss? "If he knows that you calculated her period, she would definitely kill you!"
"You're talking about friends, that's what aunt meant." The security guard ominously deleted the memo, "I'm just concerned about the boss. Why? Can't I be concerned about her?"
"No, of course not." Tall Security took a deep breath. "Little Six, if you keep thinking about your boss this much in the future and dream unrealistic dreams all day, I suggest that you quickly go home and raise pigs to farm. This place isn't suitable for you."
"Even if you like the Front Office Manager, it's still a possible goal. You know what identity the boss has, not to mention you, even Zhu Changwu doesn't have the qualifications to be concerned about the boss, but because of his identity, he's still a bastard, so no one can do anything about it. "
Tall Security let out a smoke ring: "Boss is only doing this on the account that the two families are friends, otherwise Zhu Changwu would have been destroyed long ago, how could he still have the chance to be cocky here!"
Lil 'Six swallowed hard and said, "Second brother, the boss looks kind and friendly, how could it be as scary as you say?"
"Real people are very nice to ordinary people and they even pretend to be dead to us employees. They definitely won't be big people. At most, they'll just be third-rate people with no future."
Tall Security said sincerely, "Lil 'Six, just the structure of a single person is enough to determine how great his future achievements are. He was someone who cared a lot about the people beneath him. Even if he had a powerful background and connections, he would not have much future prospects. Zhu Loaba's family is really powerful, but tell me, other than being a bastard, what else can he be? "
He suddenly zoomed in on the screen and laughed out loud. "This little girl is too funny. Is she scolding her elder sister?"
Lil 'Six could not help but laugh when he saw the little girl on the screen holding onto her waist like a leader!
Hot Springs Hall, in a corner.
The jade carved little loli pinched her waist and angrily said: "Ouyang Linlang, did your brain get water? Can you not be so stupid in a day? Don't you know a person, and can't you see that they are not good people? "
She lowered her head and pinched the lotus leaves on her swimming trunks like a child who had made a mistake, and muttered: "But."
"But what 'but'? How can there be so many 'but'?" The little loli said furiously: "I wonder what sin I, Ouyang Tangdou, have committed in my previous life, to actually give birth to you, to be actually given birth by an idiot like you. I've been taking care of you since I was one year old. Tell me, when can I take care of a leader? Ah, speak! What are you crying for, shut up! "
Zhu Xingxing could not help but laugh, this child's mother actually cried after being scolded by the child, but this mischievous mother was just acting, secretly rolling her eyes at him from between her fingers.
"Who are you glaring at?" Ouyang Tangdou pulled Ouyang Linlang's small hand, "You still have the nerve to roll your eyes at me, you idiot. If not for Big Brother Stars's help, wouldn't you have been beaten to a pulp? Do you want me to see your little movie online? I'm so pissed off, why is my life so bad, to have met such a disappointing silly mother like you! "
"I'm not stupid, you're smart just like me." Ouyang Linlang lowered his head and muttered.
"I'm like my dad, I'm not like you. You're so retarded, but if I were like you, I'd be like a ghost." Ouyang Tangdou sighed, "Luckily I still have a father with a high IQ, otherwise I would be crippled for life!"
"What high IQ? If I had high IQ then I wouldn't be in prison." Ouyang Linlang curled her lips in disdain.
Ouyang Tangdou's eyes immediately lit up, pretending to be very casual as he said: "Squatting in jail is still better than you. At the very least, I have committed a crime with science and technology at such a young age, I'm really good-looking. Who would look so bad like you?"
"Tsk, what high-tech crimes, they're just idiots fighting their way in, what's there to be good-looking about? They're not even good-looking at all, unlike me, who's young and pretty with a good figure, and a gentle personality with high EQ."
Ouyang Linlang suddenly thought of something, and suddenly covered her mouth: "Ouyang Tangdou, you bastard, you actually lied to me!"
"I'm a little bastard, and you're a big bastard. You calling me a bastard is actually scolding yourself."
Ouyang Tangdou disdainfully said: "With your intelligence, you still dare to say I'm like you. You sure have good mental fortitude! High EQ, do you know what EQ is? "Just now you were about to get a round of rice, and your classmates were all watching you being cheated, but you didn't even have the face to say that you had high EQ. How can you be so shameless!"
"That's up to me." Ouyang Linlang lowered his head again and muttered softly.
"Enough, in front of Big Brother Stars, I don't even bother to argue with you." Ouyang Tangdou looked at Zhu Xingxing: "Big Brother Stars, do you have a girlfriend?"
Zhu Xingxing laughed as he shook his head, "Not yet, but I will definitely have a little beauty like you in the future."
"Big Brother Stars, that's so slow. Moreover, you might not be as smart and cute as me." Ouyang Tangdou coughed as he solemnly looked at the beautiful mother girl who had her head lowered. "Ouyang Linlang, from now on, you are Big Brother Stars's girlfriend.
"Huh?" Ouyang Linlang raised her head in shock, widened her beautiful eyes, and blinked her eyes and asked: "What did you say?"
Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You guys can go home tonight and create a younger brother or sister for me. It's best if it's a male and a female.
Ouyang Tangdou's beautiful big eyes were filled with longing. She did not mind the beautiful girl's mom's stupefied expression, nor did he care about Zhu Xingxing's stupefied dumbstruck look!
"Ouyang Tangdou, did you take the wrong medicine?" Ouyang Linlang's face turned red, he glared at Zhu Xingxing and said angrily: "I'm your mother, not a thing. If you want to give it to someone, give it to them now, it doesn't matter."
"Sure, then you have the final say." Ouyang Tangdou said with a cold and aloof tone, "Then from now on, I will break off my relationship with you, mother and daughter, and let Big Brother Stars be my guardian. To be honest, I've waited for this day for far too long. With a silly mother like you, I'm really tired. Now I'm finally free. Haha, I'm going to live the life of a free and easy pampered little princess! Big Brother Stars, please pamper me well. When I grow up, I'll warm your bed and become your little lover! "
Black lines appeared on Zhu Xingxing's forehead, but he couldn't help but smile as he nodded: "Okay, no problem at all. But when you grow up, I'm afraid you'll be old. "
"That won't happen. This year, I'm three and a half years old, and I look a lot older than my peers. I think in a few more years, I'll be able to accomplish that."
Ouyang Tangdou blinked his large eyes, looking adorable: "However, I can't have a big stomach, I can't even endure pain when I'm young, and it's also harmful to my body. I have to reach the age when my silly mother gives birth to me before I can give birth to your baby."
What kind of child was this? Could he have come from another planet?
She still knew what pain free was, Zhu Xingxing didn't even know how to classify children!
"Enough!"
Ouyang Linlang suddenly roared out explosively, interrupting Ouyang Tangdou's progress bar. She clenched her small fists and gently healed her head, shaking her head as she spoke with great effort: "Enough, Ouyang Tangdou, you have won.
"That's what you said, not what I forced you to do." Ouyang Tangdou shrugged her shoulders, spread her small hands and said: "Alright then. This is tonight. You guys go to the round room, I'll keep watch for you! "Depart, target, guest room!"
Ouyang Tangdou held Zhu Xingxing's hand: "Big Brother Stars, let's go, why are you still hesitating? Although Grandma is an idiot, she looks like she can still work, and you even directly have an extremely smart daughter. Even if it's just your son's life in the future, I can still make up for this regret. "Then it's decided. Listen to me, no mistake!"
Zhu Xingxing laughed bitterly and looked at Ouyang Linlang. Ouyang Linlang fiercely glared at him and shook her head, signalling him not to agree.
"Ouyang Linlang, if you continue to glare at my Big Brother Stars and shake your head to scare him, I won't want you anymore." Ouyang Tangdou's eyes were sharp like a torch, she pulled Zhu Xingxing and left.
Zhu Xingxing originally wanted to reject her offer, but since Ouyang Linlang was acting like this, he did not want to refuse her offer. Since she was free anyway, it would be a good choice to tease her!
Ouyang Linlang angrily glared at Zhu Xingxing's back as she helplessly followed the big and small back, walking towards the guest room.
Her beautiful classmates didn't care about her whereabouts at all. A large group of girls were chatting and laughing, and the only thing they ignored was her existence!
Seeing such a situation, Ouyang Linlang also felt uncomfortable, but she quickly forgot about it. Her big eyes kept wandering around, thinking about what she should do after entering the guest room, what if this Zhu Xingxing big scoundrel put a child into her stomach!
He was so fierce when he was beating her. If she didn't listen, wouldn't it be a beating as well?