"Are you pretending to be me!?" How could Chu Yunge not know what kind of qinggong he had, how could she not know about this? However, her qinggong was definitely top-notch.
Ji Guzi pulled open the bottom of his pants, revealing his swollen ankles. Even the surface of his feet had become as swollen as a loaf of bread, so much so that even if he pressed on it, he wouldn't be able to return to his original position.
"How can I not wet my shoes when I often stand by the river? My legs aren't very convenient either. It would be too embarrassing if I had to trouble you to carry me on your back. Why don't we leave after a few days?"
Chu Yunge took a deep breath, threw the bag in front of him, grabbed Ji Guzi's arm and walked over, then carried him on her back, "Let's go now!"
After climbing onto Chu Yunge's back, Ji Guzi rubbed himself against each other and found a comfortable position to lie down on, "I'm so embarrassed about this."
"Shut up." Why couldn't she see that he was embarrassed? It was so comfortable lying on her back. If she died one day, she would probably be tortured to death by this old man.
The three of them, along with a dog, were walking on a rugged mountain road. She had the feeling that she was going to the west to learn from the heavens, and at this moment, she was acting the role of Monk Tang's White Dragon Horse.
Along the way, she and Feng Yi had changed to White Dragon Horses, and only then did she carry him down the mountain step by step.
"Feng Yu, I'm so hungry." Ji Guzi's chin rested on Feng Yi's shoulder, and he muttered softly.
Chu Yunge had already thought that Yue Yang would do this, so she took out a white steamed bun from her bag and stuffed it into Ji Guzi's mouth.
There was no one within several kilometers under the mountain. Fortunately, when they went down the mountain to find materials to build houses, they had already figured out the road in this area, and brought Ji Guzi to cross a small path.
Sometimes it was too hungry, sometimes it was too hot, sometimes it was too dry, and then Chu Yunge gave him another steamed bun and he just stopped eating.
"Aiya, I'm so tired. I really don't feel good." Ji Guzi sat on Feng Yi's back, his hands hanging down, looking completely exhausted.
"Hold on." He didn't even get a foot on the ground in the morning, and didn't even have the nerve to say he was tired. At this speed, he would have to walk until it was night before he could get to a bustling place, before he could rent a carriage.
"No, I'm so tired. I want to rest!" Ji Guzi started feeling uneasy on Feng Yi's back. Following behind, he also shouted, "Woof woof woof." It was as if they were protesting as well.
Chu Yunge stopped and looked at the nearby food shop, "Forget it, let's rest up ahead." During the rush down the mountain, her human skin had split when she was bulging into a ball and had never been reconstructed.
Feng Yi had already been wearing her mask for a few days now, so he needed to change it. It was impossible for them to leave the mountain with their current appearances, but to have so much trouble coming to them wearing human skin masks, much less not wearing it.
Besides, this time the target was even greater, from two to three people, and there was also a dog, which was quite eye-catching as they walked down the street.
"Yun Ge is the best!" Ji Guzi cheered on Feng Yi as he continuously wiggled his little butt. Feng Yi closed his eyes as though he was about to suffocate for internal injuries.
The three of them arrived at the food shop. After all, they were in a small village and there were only two tables in the restaurant. Chu Yunge directly packed up the entire restaurant and as soon as the dishes were served, she shut the door and threw everyone out to use it as a private room.
She and Feng Yi were both people that could change their appearances, but they did not move, and even laid on the table as they stared at Ji Guzi.
"Hey!" "What are you all doing …" Ji Guzi bit onto the chicken leg, the tip of his mouth adding to the circle of oil on his nose. In the end, he still couldn't ignore the gazes of these two people that wanted to see through him.
"We're just trying to change our appearances." Chu Yunge held onto a chopstick in her hand, and circled it at the bottom of the bowl, looking straight ahead.
Ji Guzi lowered his head, and ate two mouthfuls of food, "Then you guys are easy to deal with." He picked up two more pieces of celery and started chewing. "Don't look at how small this restaurant is. The dishes are quite good. You guys should hurry up and eat as well."
"As long as you are here, we don't dare to play around with swords in front of Master Guan." They were the people who knew how to disguise themselves, so they had a good understanding of this aspect of the production process. It could be said that ordinary people wouldn't be able to escape their eyes.
But even in such a situation, Ji Guzi had actually concealed this from her for such a long time. If not for the fact that he found something in the old man's room, she would probably still be in the dark, and her disguise technique would only be on her face. However, he could change his body shape and height, and no one would be able to detect him.
Chu Yunge stretched out her neck and stared at with her beautiful big eyes.
Ji Guzi swallowed his saliva, and quickly picked up a few dishes and placed them into the bowl, then picked up the bowl and started eating, "What are you all talking about, why can't I understand, what do you all want me to do?
Chu Yunge was not angry, she waved her hand and shouted: "Waiter, I'm not eating anymore, take them all."
"Alright!" The waiter quickly replied.
Ji Guzi was not satisfied, he turned around from the back of the chair and protected the table of dishes in front of him, he immediately swallowed the food in his mouth and shouted, "There's nothing going on! We haven't finished yet. "
The waiter stood outside the door for two seconds, obviously confused.
Chu Yunge and Feng Yi did not say anything, they just looked at him with their big, watery eyes, looking at him from a different position.
It's not that I don't want to cook for you, but now that there's nothing, it's hard for a woman to have a picnic. You're in the business, too, and you don't have anything like my picture.
With her head on one side, Chu Yunge asked kindly: "That means to say, I can draw once I have the tools?"
"Right, isn't that the problem we're talking about? The key is that we don't have anything right now." Ji Guzi burped as he looked away from Chu Yunge and at the dishes on the table.
After gathering such a sumptuous table of food, he reckoned that all of the store's ingredients would have been used up.
Feng Yi and Chu Yunge looked at each other, a hint of a smile appearing on their faces. They grabbed the chopsticks on the table and started to eat as well.
Ji Guzi was a person who did not like meat at all, half of the table's worth of meat was in front of him, the two of them could not even move a pair of chopsticks, but after a day of shaking, Chu Yunge was not in the mood to eat too much, and could only eat his fill.
When Chu Yunge was about to throw down her chopsticks, she accidentally looked at the half table of meat dishes and couldn't help but shiver. Of the half table of dishes, only those with meat on them were left …
His eyes glanced at Ji Guzi's full stomach, then looked at his full head of silver hair … He reached over and pinched the skin on his face.
Ji Guzi was in pain, he slapped Chu Yunge's hand away, covering his own face as he rubbed it with his hands, "What are you doing!"
"I'm fine." She was starting to suspect if this fellow was wearing a human skin mask. Did he look like he was in his sixties? This appetite could only be compared to some invisible creature.
In this era, the number of people who could survive past sixty were few in number. Furthermore, they were all people who took care of their own health, so how could they not be afraid of their stomachs bursting when eating and drinking like this!
Chu Yunge pushed away the dish and placed the bag on the table. After untying the knot on the bag, bottles and cans rolled out.
Ji Guzi who was still on the chair enjoying his seat suddenly stood up.
"Now that he's here and he has his own equipment, let's begin." Even if she didn't think about the road, how could she not be poisoned by such a good disguise tool?
Ji Guzi had a long mouth, this was what it meant to be dumb, and could not even speak a single word, he wished that he could swallow back what he had just said.
"Actually, my hand isn't too comfortable either …" Ji Guzi held onto his wrist, and frowned.
Chu Yunge turned to Feng Yi, stretched out a finger and said thoughtfully, "Feng Yu, how about we eat dog meat next time, how about we eat better?"
"Woof woof woof!" He laughed loudly in protest, "Woof, woof, woof, woof."
"Godly Doctor, how do you want to eat this? Steamed or stewed dog meat? I think both of them are good. " As Chu Yunge said this, her eyes never left Haha, and she still thought that in her eyes, Haha had already become like a dish.
"How about, half steamed and half stewed? "It's good to think about it. I'll sprinkle some green onions on the half of the steamed bun and pour some boiling oil on the side where the stew is." Chu Yunge suddenly opened both of her hands, and retreated a few steps with a snort of fear. Tsk tsk tsk tsk, it's really delicious just thinking about it. "
Ji Guzi also saw the chuckle that was hiding at the corner of the door, and an image of a plate of fried dog meat appeared in his mind, causing him to shiver. He shook his head and waved at the two of them, "Alright, alright! "Go wash your face."
Chu Yunge clapped her hands, stood up from the stool, and went to wash his face. Finally, she was willing to let go of it, "Alright." Wouldn't it have been done earlier?
Behind him, Feng Yi shook his head meaningfully with the corners of his mouth hooked up.
After washing his face, Chu Yunge sat in front of Ji Guzi, "Godly Doctor, please get me something with a big gap between them." Lifting her face and closing his eyes, she waited for him to start. Like most procedures, he would first coat her face with something, but it was different from the gel she had previously applied.
Ji Guzi's things felt cool on his face as if he was wearing a mask. There was no suffocating feeling, his hands were very gentle, his techniques were extremely skilled, and touching his face felt like he was giving a massage.
"She's about to fall asleep. About an hour later." "Alright, get up."
When Chu Yunge opened her eyes, she saw a smile on Feng Yi's face. She held his face in her hands and went to look for a mirror.