The yellow leaves fell onto the ground, and for a moment, it was as if a yellow leaf had rained down from the big tree. The withered yellow leaves fell onto Chu Yunge's shoulders, swaying back and forth like a little paper boat.
In fact, Chu Yunge's body was not shaking much, it was just that the movement was a bit larger, the earthen yellow leaves almost buried Ji Guzi on the tree.
Coincidentally, Ji Guzi was sleeping soundly, his mouth was half-open and half-closed, the leaves that fell directly blocked his mouth and nose, and after taking a few deep breaths, the leaves on his lips were sucked into his mouth.
"Cough, cough, cough." Ji Guzi clutched at his chest as he quivered, then sat up from the tree. His butt was not steady enough to sit straight, and directly tilted down from the tree trunk.
Both of Ji Guzi's arms were in the air, his body using his fastest speed to make the best landing posture, Ji Guzi's feet landed on the ground first and followed the inertia, squatting down, "Pah!" Ji Guzi took out the leaf that was stuck in his throat.
Standing up, he turned on his scolding mode, "Which bastard kicked a tree!"
Chu Yunge pointed to the bright and dazzling sun, "The sun really shines on my butt." She only imitated someone's way of shouting for a bed because he didn't have enough cultivation to fall down. Besides, the dead grass and fallen leaves on the ground could all be made into a bed, so even if he fell, he wouldn't be able to do anything.
When Ji Guzi made such a ruckus, all the people who were lying on the ground sat up, and there were also quite a few people in the temple who carried their children out to watch the show.
Ji Guzi covered his right leg and sat on the ground, "Oh my foot, why are you so heartless, old man!"
Old man? "Who is this old man?" Didn't your left foot swell? You even brought a pain transfer on yourself. "
Blinking his eyes a few times, Ji Guzi took out a hand to cover his left ankle, "My left foot was actually in pain, but that merciless old man kick of yours just now made both my feet hurt." With tears in his eyes, Ji Guzi pointed at Chu Yunge, "Why don't you make your judgement on this? I'm already old enough to not recognize people like me, and you didn't even provoke them, you just came up and kicked me."
Chu Yunge curled her lips, watching the show.
"Woof!" Suddenly, a voice came out, Chu Yunge immediately turned her head around, from the forest in the distance, a dirty yellow dog ran over, while waving her tongue, it seemed as if she had stepped on a jumping bed, jumping up half a meter as she ran towards them.
Chu Yunge, who had been hanging in the air this whole time, finally relaxed.
An old beggar walked over with a stick. It had been a long time since a dog had appeared here, because almost all the people who had come here had turned into dog meat.
With a nimble leap, he pounced onto the old beggar. His two front claws kept scratching the old beggar's clothes, treating him as an obstacle, using his two front legs to grab onto his shoulders as he pounced towards Ji Guzi who was sitting under the tree.
Extending his tongue that he had prepared earlier, he washed Ji Guzi's face.
Even if Ji Guzi was sitting on the ground, he still wouldn't be able to dodge, even with his face continuously moving backwards, he still wasn't able to escape from danger.
Chu Yunge unknowingly laughed. How did it do that? That was a group of black-cloaked men. They were all top tier experts, yet a group of them could not even catch up to a dog.
Holding a handful of leaves in disdain, Ji Guzi buried his face and wiped away his saliva, then pointed at Chu Yunge: "Haha, they are bullying me, bite them!"
He turned his head in a flash, the short beard on his yellow fur moved, his teeth bared as he glared at Chu Yunge, "Woof woof woof."
Seeing the way it was exploding, as though it was going to attack in the next moment, Chu Yunge also raised her hands in front of its shoulders, her expression was even more sinister than Ha ha's, her voice was louder than Ha ha's, it released a low growl from its throat, and opened its mouth to pounce, "Woof woof woof woof woof."
Haha, he was not to be outdone. "Woof woof!"
Chu Yunge immediately walked over, "Woof woof, woof woof woof woof!"
"Ha ha", the fur on his body fell off, and he was shocked by Chu Yunge, "Heh heh." She then looked up and down at Chu Yunge twice, then hid behind Ji Guzi, lying on his back with her forelegs, only leaving a pair of eyes looking at Chu Yunge.
The little claws were still clawing at Ji Guzi's shoulder, looking pitiful as if he was telling him, "Master!" I can't bite that lunatic! Help me.
Chu Yunge stood at her original spot with her arms crossed around her shoulders and laughed out loud, with a victorious attitude, she ecstatically wiped her forehead, and pulled back the strands of hair that were scattered in front of her face, revealing a tanned face.
The corner of Ji Guzi's mouth twitched as he held his forehead up, took off the doggy leg on his shoulder, and threw it at the fallen leaves on his body. He stood up himself, leaving Chu Yunge and Feng Yi with a lonely back.
"Great sir, your foot is healed?"
Ji Guzi shook his head and sighed.
She could even bite a dog if it bit her! What else could he do? What method is this!?
"Nothing good?" Chu Yunge said with an extremely apologetic tone as she ran over to Ji Guzi's side and took out a bag of beef jerky from her sleeves and handed it over to him, "Grandpa, we were wrong about you just now, treat this as our apology." Chu Yunge purposely said a 'huge bag of beef jerky' especially loudly, to the point of shouting everyone in the rundown temple out loud.
Sure enough, after hearing those words, the crowd quickly gathered around them. Chu Yunge looked back and smiled, then left Ji Guzi's side. The beggar by the side stared at the package in Ji Guzi's hands like a light bulb.
The crowd quickly swallowed him up.
"Everyone has been robbed! Everyone has it! " Chu Yunge and Feng Yi were right under a tree not far away, listening to the melodious sounds of their shouts.
Feng Yi's eyes that were as bright as stars revealed a smile as he shook his head and sighed at the same time. Anyone could imagine, that the little madman who was biting dogs earlier, was someone who was about to become the Feng Lai Queen, who was even more likely to become the future mistress of the continent.
"Bitch Feng, what do you mean?" Chu Yunge looked down at the strange expression on Feng Yi's face. It was as if she had lost a lot of face for him.
"It's not interesting." Feng Yi looked away, "That's right … This is the first time I've seen a person who's going to bite a dog. It's just a bit novel. "
"Tsk." Chu Yunge disapproved, "Does it have anything to do with you? I'll just bite the dog so what? You might not win even if you bite him, but it's none of your business. "
Feng Yi extended his thumb out and praised Chu Yunge, "With such a great wife, I feel sincerely proud. No matter what my Xiao Ge looks like, I like her."
"Ugh, let me puke first." Chu Yunge held onto the tree trunk and retched twice, "Bitch Feng, can you please say less of such words that have the effect of clearing the stomach!?" It would seem that it was common for people to fall in love with Feng Yi every now and then.
If he wanted to, he couldn't stop talking a hundred times!
"No." Feng Yi shook his head, gently stroking Chu Yunge's hair, "I love anything Xiao Ge looks like, really." After saying that, he made a pouting gesture.
Chu Yunge was about to hold onto the tree to puke again, but just as she took a deep breath, someone else took the lead from the other side of the tree, it was not dry puke this time, but real! Chu Yunge instantly distanced herself from him.
The two of them directly stood under the tree. They didn't expect there to be someone behind the tree who didn't have the time to watch the commotion. They just kept listening to their conversation …
Normally, when the two of them were under the cypress tree, where the leaves were fluttering in the wind, the handsome man and the beautiful woman would gently brush their hair and talk to each other.
But now …
Chu Yunge, on the other hand, understood the feelings of the little beggar behind the tree. Imagine two old men with disheveled faces, touching each other under a tree with love in their veins, an old man stroking another old man's hair lovingly. His face still carried a look of tender affection, and he even said some deadly words of love, "I'll love you no matter what you do ~"
The effect of that image was comparable to an atomic bomb!
"Ugh!" The little beggar held onto the tree and vomited a few mouthfuls before stumbling out from under the tree. As he ran, he turned his head back, afraid that Chu Yunge and the others would catch up to him.
"Pfft, hahaha." Chu Yunge could not hold it in and laughed at the sky while looking at Feng Yi, "If you were in the modern world, you would definitely not lack a job.
Feng Yi's face darkened, although he could not understand what this modern stomach washing was, but he could understand the meaning behind these words.
"Stop it!" I'm gone, I really am. " Ji Guzi's voice was drowned out by the crowd of people, only seeing a dry hand waving an empty cloth bag in the air, Haha, completely squeezed out of the crowd.
"There's really nothing else!" Ji Guzi shouted for a long time, and only then did the people around him disperse, allowing him to breathe evenly.
Chu Yunge walked over and asked innocently, "Sir? Are your legs better? "
Ji Guzi's hair was already messy and dirty. Being surrounded by this group of beggars, Ji Guzi had even gotten infected by their smell. Ji Guzi glared at Chu Yunge unhappily for a moment, then left while feeling wronged.
Chu Yunge followed him with a smile, "Godly Doctor?"
Ji Guzi ignored him and continued to walk on his own. Someone had stuck a strand of hair into his head, causing him to tremble as he walked.
"Godly Doctor?" Chu Yunge followed behind him and went to her ears.
Ji Guzi didn't even raise his head as he coldly snorted out a single word, "Hmph." He turned his head and looked at the back of Chu Yunge's head.
"Godly Doctor, don't be so stingy?" When he fell down from the tree and was attacked by the beggar army, their accounts could be considered even. "Your feet didn't get swollen, but didn't we carry you for dozens of miles? So let's call it even! "