"It's alright, your husband has a good appetite. He won't have a stomach!" As he said that, he tore off a piece of meat when Chu Yunge wasn't paying attention and threw it into her mouth.
Feng Yi then jumped up, his mouth constantly shouting "hot", but he was still unwilling to spit out the meat in his mouth, because it was simply too delicious!
Chu Yunge looked at Feng Yi who was being burned, and clapped his hands and laughed, then the two of them started fighting.
Ling Yuan watched on from the side and shook his head. No matter how he looked at them, these two looked childish, or how they fought, they looked like a different person. One was more ruthless than the other.
The two of them played around for a while, before Chu Yunge picked up a pheasant and threw it over: "Here, eat, I didn't poison it."
After saying that, as if to confirm what she had said, she tore off a piece of hare meat and put it into her mouth to chew. As she ate, she praised her craftsmanship.
Ling Yuan took the pheasant, and saw that a piece of meat was missing from the chicken, so he guessed that this was the one that Feng Yi had eaten just now.
Then, he felt relieved. They were all experts in poison, so they shouldn't have been poisoned by a young girl, right?
After ripping off a piece of chicken and putting it in her mouth, she started to chew. After eating two bites, her eyes lit up. This girl's cooking skills were not bad at all. The pheasant was roasted until it was tender on the outside and crisp and delicious.
Hei Yan who was meditating at the side suffered from this. The fragrance that continuously wafted to his side and his stomach also growled twice. However, as a dignified Guardian of Worryfree Hall, how could he possibly let down his pride and eat something that his sworn enemy would eat? He did bring some dried food with him, but how could it compare with the fragrant roasted chicken?
At the side, Feng Yi purposely chewed on the food, and even commented, "It smells really good." Moreover, he was continuously snatching the chicken from his hands with Chu Yunge.
Chu Yunge sneakily glanced at Hei Yan who had an ugly expression, and secretly laughed inside.
Chu Yunge stood up, holding the remaining half of the pheasant in her hand, she walked in front of Hei Yan.
"Master Hei Yan, my chicken is poisoned, do you dare to eat it?"
There was even provocation inside the words, Hei Yan only thought that she was purposefully provoking him before snatching the pheasant away from her hands.
"I would like to see if your poison can kill me!" As soon as he finished speaking, he threw aside his cheeks and began to eat. Not long later, half of the pheasant was swallowed, and in the end, it even allowed itself to be eaten.
Chu Yunge laughed: "As expected of a Guardian of the Worryfree Hall, a person with a heroic spirit! Even if you know that it is poisonous, you can still eat it.
Hei Yan let out a heavy snort, and no longer spoke.
He was familiar with the world's poison, so how could he not be able to eat the pheasant?
The reason why the little girl said that was because she wanted to find a way out of this predicament. Thinking about this, he actually gave birth to a somewhat good impression of Chu Yunge.
But a moment later, his stomach began to churn. His stomach and intestines seemed to have been moved and were constantly churning. Beads of sweat the size of beans dripped from his forehead.
Hei Yan stared at Chu Yunge with reddened eyes, and asked hatefully: "Just what kind of poison did you poison me with?"
Chu Yunge laughed, "Didn't I already tell you that there was poison in the chicken? You still insisted on eating it, and now you're blaming me for that?"
"You — —" At this time, Hei Yan didn't have the time to find trouble with Chu Yunge at all. What he wanted to do the most was to quickly find a remote place to settle his stomach.
The Ling Yuan could not watch any longer, and said solemnly: "Since we are in a cooperative relationship, then you all must be physically poisoning me!"
"Which eye of yours saw me poison? Don't forget that you also ate it, so how come you didn't get poisoned? Besides, that half chicken was left over from eating. Why is it fine if I eat it? I think it's probably because he ate too fast and had a bad stomach, yet said that I poisoned it.
Chu Yunge said indignantly, "Since you do not believe in my character, then in the future, don't eat anything that I make!"
As he finished speaking, he took out a few pieces of Xuan paper, rolled them into a ball and fiercely threw it at Hei Yan.
Hei Yan took it as a hidden weapon coming at him, and quickly reached out to catch it. Upon closer inspection, it was actually a few pieces of xuan paper. Could it be that I've really eaten too much? Without thinking too much, Hei Yan ran into a dense forest.
Feng Yi looked at Chu Yunge playfully, "Xiao Ge is really kind, to be able to give the antidote to a person and provide them with toilet paper for free, this guy will probably be grateful to you!"
Chu Yunge arrogantly raised her chin, "Of course, maybe they will even find out and let me be the godmother!"
"Can you tell me where your itch powder went?"
"Ugh …" This really can't happen. " Chu Yunge looked at the dense forest with a pitiful gaze and shook her head.
This damned Feng Yi, nothing could escape his eyes, not even his own stealthy movements of applying itch powder on the xuan paper could escape his eyes. This fellow's eyes were really suited to be a spy satellite!
After half an incense worth of time, Hei Yan finally walked out of the forest with a relieved heart, and nodded towards Ling Yuan with a relaxed expression. It meant that he wasn't poisoned, but that he had eaten something bad.
However, just as he took two steps, his expression turned ugly once again. Suddenly, a strange feeling came from his thigh. It was as if thousands of small worms were crawling inside, trying to dig into some hole.
What the hell was this?
Hei Yan was suddenly itchy all over and felt uncomfortable.
He wanted to find a place with no people to take off his pants and scratch it fiercely, but he was too embarrassed to say that he was tricked by Chu Yunge, that would be too embarrassing!
Not only was he drugged, he was even duped on toilet paper. If he were to say it out loud, he would definitely lose all face!
But... It was so itchy!
Hei Yan's facial features began to tremble unnaturally, and his originally dark face had turned purple at this moment.
Chu Yunge was secretly pleased, I finally got a little revenge, and got you to poison my family, this time I am only taking some of your interest!
"I believe the two reverends should have a good rest as well? "Then let's set off on our way. This place may look beautiful, but it's actually filled with hidden dangers. We must be careful and be careful every step of the way!" Feng Yi knew that Hei Yan had already been hit, and purposely did not give him any time to rest, and directly suggested that they leave.
The Ling Yuan nodded his head, "It's getting late, we shouldn't rush to find the treasures. Right now, the most important thing is to find a safe place to spend the night."
"Eh? Reverend Hei Yan, what's wrong with your face? How did it turn purple? Eh? "It even knows how to move?" Chu Yunge acted good when she got lucky, and made fun of Hei Yan.
In his heart, Hei Yan really wanted to skin Chu Yunge alive and eat him alive, but at this moment, he just couldn't do it. He could only grit his teeth and look at Chu Yunge as if flames were about to shoot out of his eyes.
Ling Yuan also noticed that Hei Yan was abnormal and casually locked onto his meridians.
"Weird, Hei Yan doesn't show any signs of being poisoned, but right now his pulse is beating extremely quickly, as though there is an evil fire in his body." Before Ling Yuan could understand what was going on, Hei Yan quickly retracted his hand.
"I'm fine." He spat out these three words and turned his face away.
"Since there's nothing else, let's set off. We should find a place to rest early and have a good night's sleep!" Chu Yunge strode to the front, and behind him was Feng Yi, followed by the two great reverends.
This kind of formation made Ling Yuan puzzled once again, could it be that these two people really trusted him? He actually wanted them to walk behind him? Wasn't he afraid that he would suddenly attack them from behind? Or could it be that they were already prepared and weren't afraid of his sneak attack at all?
He had a lot of thoughts in her mind, but Chu Yunge seemed to be carefree and carefree. She only focused on walking in front and looking all around, and she still couldn't help but run to the side of the road to pluck a few small flowers and place them under her nose to sniff. However, she casually tossed it aside.
Hei Yan was walking at the back of the group, and this was his most itchy time. Even the way he walked was deformed — his toes formed an octagonal shape and tightly clamped onto his buttocks. He didn't dare to move too quickly, only taking small steps as if he was holding something in his crotch to avoid falling out.
Ling Yuan could not help but feel strange when he heard the sound of footsteps behind him. This was clearly a sound that only the palace maids would make when walking! Why did it appear behind him?
He suddenly turned his head, and saw Hei Yan's purple face, with small steps, with one hand still reaching behind his back, as if he was continuously scratching at something …
The four of them walked for four hours before they finally found a cave along the river.
The cave entrance was about the height of two people, it must be the residence of some wild beast, one could even smell the faint fishy smell from inside.
"Hey, Hei Yan, you go in and take a look. If you have it, you can send it off by the way! " Chu Yunge ordered Hei Yan arrogantly.
Hei Yan's ticklish powder had not reached its maximum capacity yet, so naturally, he was feeling extremely unsatisfied when he suddenly heard that Chu Yunge had asked him to inspect the cave. Glancing at Chu Yunge, he did not reply.
"Since you're so afraid of wild beasts, then don't go, and don't get hurt by wild beasts, after all, the offering of Worryfree Hall is worth a thousand gold!" Chu Yunge purposely emphasized the word 'gold', to the point that even Feng Yi couldn't help but laugh out loud.
This was simply a naked insult! To say that a dignified priest of a church in the mortal world was a "treasure", if it wasn't an insult, what else could it be?
Hei Yan clenched his teeth, endured the strange itch on his legs, stepped on the ground, and shot out like an arrow from the bow. With a single bounce, he disappeared into the hole.
"Wah!" Hei Yan worshiped his handsome Qing Gong! He was only going to take a look at the cave. Was there a need to use Qing Gong? Isn't it enough to just leave! " Chu Yunge naturally knew what had happened to Hei Yan, but she continued to mock his.
Feng Yi had been holding back his laughter the entire time, so much so that his stomach was cramping. However, he couldn't brazenly laugh out loud in front of Ling Yuan.
There was a loud noise from the cave, and then, there was no sound, only silence.
"Master Hei Yan! "Your Qing Gong is really not bad!" Chu Yunge heard the sound coming from inside the cave and laughed out loud.