CH 56

Chapter 56 Values Differ From Person to Person

「Jink-san, this is…」

「Ah~… it dropped when we defeated the Orc General. The Orc General’s meat is delicious, so we wanted the meat, but… we got a rare drop instead….」

I sold the orc general’s testicles to the guild as soon as I left the labyrinth because it would only get in the way even if I had them.

「It’s very helpful for the Adventurer’s Guild! More than half of the adventurers who can defeat the orc general have joined a clan…. As a result, materials of this class often go directly to the exclusive merchants.」

The orc general’s testicle is filthy, so I thought Mona-san would hate it, but… she was unexpectedly pleased.

For me, being impotent is better than relying on such a filthy thing, but…. I guess it’s popular among people like nobles and big merchants who have to leave offspring~

「I am glad that you are pleased. We will be attacking the orc room from now on, so I think we will be able to deliver that thing regularly. But we are going to eat the orc general’s meat ourselves, so we can’t hand it over to you….」

「Even if it’s just the testicle, it would be very helpful! Thank you very much. We will be waiting for you!」

Mona-san (a beautiful woman) is happily holding the Orc General’s testicle (filthy thing) with sparkling eyes.

…… It looks surreal.

「The material you have delivered this time has fulfilled the requirements for the exam, so it is now possible for you to take the exam to upgrade your rank to temporary B rank. Fortunately, the suitable examiner is in the guild right now. Would you like to take the exam while the assessment is being conducted?」

「Let’s see…. Then, I will take the exam now. By the way, what is the content of the exam?」

I’m confident that I can pass most exams, but… depending on the content, I may have to switch to suitable enchanted equipment.

「In the case of the temporary rank test, you will have a match with the examiner. You are not allowed to attack the examiner, and if you can withstand the examiner’s attacks for a certain period of time, you will pass the exam.」

An endurance test, huh?

I think I can handle it if it’s one-on-one, but the exam is a bit unexpected.

「The temporary rank exam is for adventurers who are given a high rank because of their rare skills, so the purpose of this exam is to see how hell they can protect themselves in an emergency.」

「It makes sense, but… it’s a tough test for magicians, isn’t it…?」

I’m a multi-type, but ordinary magicians basically shoot their magic while being protected by the vanguard, so their durability is low.

Setting aside someone who can use recovery magic like me and Karen-san, they will fail this exam if they are specialized in offensive magic….

「Well, it is a temporary rank, so there wouldn’t be any difference in treatment even if you fall. …… The evaluation standards are less strict than the normal B rank test, so we haven’t had any complaints so far.」

「Then… I will take the exam as a swordsman. Where can I meet the examiner?」

「I will tell the examiner to head to the training ground, so please wait there for a while.」

「I understand.」

When I was practicing on my own after changing some enchanted equipment, the gallery gradually increased.

They seemed to be the members of the clans who hadn’t given up on scouting me.

「As expected of the adventurer who’s currently attracting the most attention. You’re so popular~」

「…… If I’m going to be scouted anyway, I’d rather be scouted by cute girls than old men with animal smell…」

「Hey, you’ll get caught in a honey trap if you’re like that…. You’re more or less a super important person, so don’t go chasing a woman’s ass carelessly.」

Dan (44)

Level: 171 (1561/1710)

Job: Adventurer’s Guild Staff (Quall Kingdom, Gamel Branch, Guild Master)

HP: 1710/1710

MP: 15/15

Skills: Swordsmanship 109, Body Strengthening 27, Etiquette 1, Dismantling 24

Gift: _

Others: Title (The Butcher), Aptitude list

Equipment: Mithril Sword (Special), Mithril Dagger (Special)

It seems that the examiner this time is also the guild master.

With his finely chiseled looks, he must have been a good-looking man in the past, but the top of his head ruins that….

I’m curious about his title, but… it probably has nothing to do with me.

Jink (14)

Level: 99 (439/970)

Job: Adventurer (S)

HP: 990/990

MP: 1188/1188

Skills: Swordsmanship 68, Spearmanship 1, Body Strengthening 76, Fire Magic 1, Water Magic 86, Earth Magic 14, Recovery Magic 35, Enchantment 52, Alchemy 19, Etiquette 5, Appraisal 10 (Max)

Gift: Item Box (Extra Large)

Others: Titles (Tragic Illegitimate Child, Mental Breaker), Aptitude list

・ Adventurer’s Shirt (Body Strengthening +50) (National Treasure)

・ Adventurer’s Pants (Body Strengthening +50) (National Treasure)

・ Adventurer’s Right Boot (Body Strengthening +50) (National Treasure)

・ Adventurer’s Left Boot (Body Strengthening +50) (National Treasure)

・ Adventurer’s Breastplate (Body Strengthening +50) (National Treasure)

・ Adventurer’s Right Glove (Body Strengthening +50) (National Treasure)

・ Adventurer’s Left Glove (Body Strengthening +50) (National Treasure)

・ Belt (Body Strengthening +50) (National Treasure)

・ Cloak (Recovery Magic +35) (National Treasure)

・ Right Sock (Swordsmanship +52) (Hidden Treasure)

・ Left Sock (Swordsmanship +52) (Hidden Treasure)

・ Underwear (Swordsmanship +52) (Hidden Treasure)

・ Mithril Sword (Swordsmanship +50) (National Treasure)

・ Scabbard (Swordsmanship +50) (Hidden Treasure)

・ Misanga right hand (Swordsmanship +52) (Hidden Treasure)

・ Misanga left hand (Swordsmanship +52) (Hidden Treasure)

・ Misanga right leg (Swordsmanship +52) (Hidden Treasure)

・ Misanga left leg (Swordsmanship +52) (Hidden Treasure)

・ Ring (Swordsmanship +52) (Hidden Treasure) x 4

・ Necklace of Disguise (Recovery Magic +35) (National Treasure)

I strengthened my equipment in preparation for the temporary B rank exam, but it became too strong that I can’t even laugh at it.

…… I feel sorry for the guild master who has to keep attacking this kind of monster while the gallery is watching.

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I hope he doesn’t lose more hair….

As for the new disgraceful title that I acquired… it’s unintentional, so let’s not talk about it.