Chapter 322 - Turn Delicious, Moe Moe Kyun (1)

Chapter 322 - Turn Delicious, Moe Moe Kyun (1)

“... You don’t know where the Demon God’s corpse is?”

Oh Kang-Woo narrowed his eyes, tilting his head as he stared at the silver-haired young man tied to a chair.

“Ahh, urhh.”

Lucis, who was wrapped in sticky green tentacles, nodded with his mouth open. Kang-Woo grimaced.

“You expect me to believe that? You said that you trained with Lucifer there. How does it make any sense that you don’t know where it is?”

“Ahh... I-I don’t... know,” Lucis answered faintly.

Lilith, who had been standing behind Lucis, approached Kang-Woo.

“My king. It seems he really doesn’t know.”

“...”

Kang-Woo frowned as if his head hurt. He sat down on a chair while leaving the drooling Lucis be.

‘This changes things.’

Kang-Woo had taken on the mission to go to Aernor so readily because he had expected Lucis to know where the Demon God’s corpse was, but all that Lucis was saying was that he did not know. The difficulty of the mission that he had expected to be easy had skyrocketed.

‘Gaia said that she doesn’t know either...’

Kang-Woo leaned back on the chair and fell into thought. If no one knew where the Demon God’s corpse was, then the duration of their trip could be indefinite. In the worst case scenario, they would have to waste several years just to find the corpse.

‘Would Bauli know?’

The thought crossed Kang-Woo’s mind, but he shook his head.

‘That’d be insane.’

No matter how important it was to find the Demon God’s corpse, letting out Bauli that he had imprisoned in the Abyss was crazy.

‘I’m sure he’s waiting for the opportunity to take control of my body.’

Not even Kang-Woo knew until when he would be able to suppress Bauli, so he could not afford to let him out of the Abyss.

“... Fuck.” Kang-Woo sighed and clicked his tongue.

Since Lucis, whom Kang-Woo had believed to know where the corpse was, knew nothing, there was no way to know where it was.

“It seems we have no other choice but to look for it after we arrive in Aernor,” Lilith mentioned as she slowly walked toward the chair that Kang-Woo was sitting on.

She seductively put one leg over the other and sat on the armrest.

“This trip might take longer than I’d expected,” expressed Kang-Woo. The inaugural upload of this chapter took place via N0v3l-B1n.

“Fufu, I do not mind wherever I go, as long as I am with you, my king.”

“But I mind.”

Kang-Woo grabbed his head. The thought filling his head weighed him down. The most critical issue regarding his mission in Aernor was...

‘Would Aernor have... kimchi stew?’

There was no way that another world would have kimchi stew.

‘This is a serious issue.’

The issue was on par with—no, far more important than restoring Earth’s protection.

‘... I should make ample preparations.’

Kang-Woo nodded while making a serious face.

“Is something on your mind?” Lilith asked.

“No, it’s nothing,” Kang-Woo replied while shaking his head.

“Hmm... That aside, Master Kang-Woo. Did you make some sort of promise with Echidna?”

“Hm?”

Kang-Woo tilted his head in confusion at the sudden question. Soon after, he recalled the events of what had happened right after coming out of the Rift.

“Echidna has been in a great mood since morning training.”

“Ngh.”

“Even when I asked her, she only smiled without answering... Has something happened?”

“I promised Echidna that I would go to Japan with her, just the two of us.”

“Oh my.” Lilith covered her mouth with her eyes wide open. “My king... Were you into little children?”

“Of course not.”

Kang-Woo firmly shook his head and frowned to hint at Lilith never to say something so unpleasant ever again. Although Echidna’s age had far surpassed that of a child, Kang-Woo did not see her as a woman in the slightest due to her outward appearance.

“Hohoho. I know, since you love my...”

Squelch. Lilith’s hair curled together to form tentacles. Yellow pus dripped from the suckers.

“Ahh, it’s a little embarrassing to say it myself.”

“Wha...”

What the fuck was she even thinking about?

“Tags: Tentacle.”

“... Huh?” Echidna tilted her head as if she couldn’t understand, but pulled Kang-Woo along with her. “You’re acting weird, Kang-Woo. Just give it a try.”

“N-No...”

Kang-Woo was dragged by Echidna while trembling.

‘What the hell?’

Was he just behind the times? Had he gotten way too old? Had human culture become so open toward such things?

‘Then why have I...’

For ten millennia...

Kang-Woo unwittingly shed tears. An unbearable sense of shame filled him. He was dragged into the maid cafe by Echidna while being lost for words.

“N-No matter how I think about it, this is insane,” Kang-Woo muttered while trembling before opening the doors to the maid cafe.

No matter how open things had become, this was not okay. Roleplaying as slave and master with a girl who was five hundred years old but looked like a high school girl?

‘Th-This world has come to an end! It’s gone to the dogs!’

Kang-Woo shook his head with a pale face, but Echidna showed no signs of stopping.

‘Now that it’s come to this...’

Kang-Woo clenched his fists. He had no choice but to wipe out this immoral and vulgar establishment himself.

‘No matter how chaotic the world has become, how dare they...!’

Clack. He swung open the door, and what he saw was...

“Welcome, Master~”

“...?”

Despite being an atrociously vulgar business, the interior was decorated in quite an adorable way. It was so open to the point that there were not even dividers. Kang-Woo was shocked once again.

‘E-Even public play?!’

Humanity was truly heading toward its end. Kang-Woo was trembling in shock.

“Kang-Woo, over here.”

“Welcome, Master~ my lady~ My, you’re so cute!!”

“Hm! I wanna wear a maid outfit too.”

“Sure, just a second!”

The maid approached Kang-Woo and Echidna with a smile and took Echidna somewhere. Soon after, Echidna came back while wearing a maid outfit, puffing out her nonexistent chest proudly.

“Hm! Kang-Woo, what do you think?”

“Oh, uhm. Well...”

“Oh right. I shouldn’t be calling you Kang-Woo here.” Echidna pulled on Kang-Woo’s arm and said in embarrassment, “Master... Does it suit me?”

What? Has the play already begun, without leaving him any time to stop it?

Kang-Woo stood still with his face completely frozen. He had no idea what to do.

“Master, my lady~ Your drinks are here~!”

Just then, a maid appeared to put their drinks on their table.

She then said with a smile, “Now, let’s all do it together~”

‘What?”

They were all gonna do it together?!

“Th-This abomination of—!”

Kang-Woo drew out his demonic energy, unable to endure it any longer.

“Let’s chant the magic spell~!”

“What?”

What spell?

“Repeat after me~”

What the fuck was this maid talking about?

“Turn delicious~ Moe moe kyun!”

The fuck you say?

“Turn delicious~ Moe moe kyun!” Echidna happily followed after the maid and chanted the spell while making a heart with her hands.

Kang-Woo blankly stared at Echidna.

“You do it too, Kang-Woo!”

“... What?”

She wanted him to do it too? Kang-Woo chanted the spell while making a heart with his hands like the maid instructed, with a face completely frozen.

“Turn delicious. Moe moe kyun,” he chanted as if weeping like a spirit of the dead heading to the River Styx. “Ahh...”

He just... wanted to die. He stared at Echidna, who was taking a video of him with her smartphone while giggling.

‘Where...’

From where had it all gone wrong?