Chapter 62： 62. Zhu Bajie and Chang'e

Chapter 62 62, Zhu Bajie and Chang’e

"Well"

“Repair the range hood?”

Yang Hao did not expect that this beautiful teacher would also make such a request.

But she should be really repairing the range hood!

“Okay, Teacher Jiang, I can come over and have a look at any time.”

This beautiful teacher should help me if I can. After all, I have a hostage in someone else's hands.

It’s just that Yang Hao didn’t expect that the business of repairing range hoods would be so popular.

Hmm, please call me repairman Lao Yang from now on!

How come you feel like you have the aura of a Japanese-style movie-style male protagonist just for riding a horse?

“Xixi Dad, thank you in advance.”

“By the way, is that Xixi’s aunt?”

Jiang Yuqi took the opportunity to ask about Li Manni's identity.

"yes!"

“Although Xixi’s mother and I are divorced, Xixi has had a good relationship with her aunt since she was a child, so she came to participate in today’s sports meeting.”

Yang Hao explained casually.

"divorce?"

Jiang Yuqi caught the key words in Yang Hao's words, and her whole body felt bad.

It turns out that she was wrong at the beginning, thinking that Xixi’s mother had passed away, but it turned out that they were just getting divorced!

As for Li Manni’s identity, the understanding is even more outrageous. She is the child’s biological aunt!

Ah ah ah, what kind of god-level understanding do I have! !

Jiang Yuqi thought she was Detective Conan before, but later she discovered that she turned out to be Maori Juro.

What?

You ask who is Isukuro Mori?

The dish is three times better than Mouri Kogoro!

“Teacher Jiang, what’s wrong with you?”

Yang Hao felt that the beautiful teacher looked a little strange, so he asked casually.

“Uh, nothing.”

“I went to take pictures of other families!”

Jiang Yuqi ran away, thinking that it was a good thing that the other party didn't know what she was thinking, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

  In the next three-person and four-legged final, Yang Hao and Li Manni still cooperated tacitly, and the two of them won the first place in the final again with Xixi.

The first place winner in the finals was given a gift, and could choose between a doll and a toy car. If it was a boy, he would probably choose a toy car. Xixi chose a cute rabbit doll and held it in her arms. Not rare.

Yang Hao, who won the first place with his precious daughter, felt full of accomplishment, as if he had won the world championship.

The next competition event is parent-child rope skipping. One parent from each family will jump with their children. One minute is given to see which group can jump the most.

Yang Hao is still relatively heavy and not very good at skipping, so he asked Li Manni to take Xixi into the battle.

But after the game started, Yang Hao regretted letting Li Manni appear. His nominal sister-in-law was so developed that when she danced, she would have that kind of duangduangduang effect. Several of them were originally giving it to his wife. The man cheering looked straight in the eyes.

Then he looked at Yang Hao with envy, he was also an old man in his thirties!

Look at my wife, she is young, beautiful and in good shape!

Look at my wife again, she is old and has a bad temper!

The unevenness of life cannot be overemphasized.

There are even men who are thinking that if they give me a wife like this, they will live ten years less.

Hmm, the big brother next door is thinking about losing twenty years of his life!

Yang Hao was thinking: It turned out to be a woman's eighteenth transformation, and she grew up accidentally.

But in the future, it’s better not to do this kind of rope skipping exercise in front of others!

Fortunately, the game only lasted one minute and was over quickly.

Because the burden was heavier than other women, Li Manni's performance in skipping was mediocre and she failed to stand out.

This sister-in-law and Xixi are both a little disappointed.

But Yang Hao thinks it’s pretty good.

Can't jump anymore, the damage is too great, not to mention the LSPs around him, even his brother-in-law can't stand it.

The next event is the tug-of-war competition.

Each class has ten parents, five boys and five girls.

Yang Hao, who is tall and powerful, is naturally among the five male contestants, and Peng Laopang and his wife, who are of sufficient tonnage, were also selected into the lineup of the sophomore class.

Beierqin Kindergarten has eight classes, including three classes each for the small class, the middle class, and two classes for the large class.

Eight teams will have just three rounds to decide the champion.

Yang Hao is the tallest among the ten players in the sophomore class. He has now reduced to 185 pounds and should be on par with Mr. Peng.

But although Yang Hao is tall and weighs 185 pounds, he no longer looks fat, but burly.

Peng Laopang, who is about 170cm tall, gives the impression that he is really fat.

“Brother Peng, I am holding the line at the end, so stay in the front.”

Yang Hao became the temporary captain and began to arrange troops.

After hearing what he said, Pang Pang’s mouth twitched subconsciously: “You want to be behind me?”

"yes!"

“I’ll hold on to the battle!”

Yang Hao nodded, not feeling at all that there was something in Peng's words.

However, he thought for a while, and then shook his head: "It's better for you to hold on to the battle. Your center of gravity is lower, and I'll be the first one."

"OK."

Peng Laopang nodded in relief.

This imaginative online article author really doesn’t want Yang Hao to stand behind him. It would give him the feeling that he is being targeted by a sniper scope and he may be exploded at any time.

Yang Hao naturally didn't know that Peng Laopang had such obscene thoughts. He communicated with several other parents and finally decided on a formation with two male heads in front, three at the back, and five female heads in the middle.

The first game will arrive soon.

The opponent of the sophomore class is the junior class.

The referee hasn’t called start yet, but the cheerleaders from both sides started shouting excitedly.

“Dad, come on!”

“Dad, come on”

Xixi waved her little hands vigorously and shouted loudly, as if she had used up all her energy to **** the milk.

But there were too many voices shouting "Come on, Dad", and her cheers were quickly drowned in the waves of cheering.     In this case, there are two voices that are quite clear.

One is "Brother-in-law, come on!"

The other is "Brother Yang, come on!"

After hearing each other's cheers, Li Manni and Zhao Yingying glanced at each other subconsciously, and then nodded slightly.

“Sister-in-law, shouldn’t you cheer for mom?”

Zhao Zirui looked up at his sister-in-law and said with suspicion, his mother also represented the sophomore class in the tug-of-war competition, but his aunt was actually cheering for others.

“My sister-in-law will also cheer for your mother, please do so~!”

Zhao Yingying replied perfunctorily, and then shouted: "Brother Yang, come on!"

“Sister-in-law.”

Zhao Zirui curled his lips helplessly, and could only shout "Mom, come on".

Amid cheers, the first game started. As a result, the sophomore class had an absolute advantage. They resolved the battle in just ten seconds and successfully advanced!

"yeah!"

"Won!"

Xixi jumped up excitedly, while Li Manni smiled and high-fived the little girl.

After resting for almost fifteen minutes, the four-to-two game began.

This time the sophomore class’s opponent is the freshman class.

The two sides were almost evenly matched, and they were in a stalemate for a while. In the end, the sophomore class had better endurance and won and advanced to the finals.

Although this kind of competition has no practical significance and is just entertainment, Jiang Yuqi was very happy that her class entered the finals. She specially brought a box of 12 bottles of mineral water and distributed it to the ten participating parents.

“Dad Xixi, the second class of our opponents in the final looks very powerful. They advanced easily in both rounds.”

Jiang Yuqi handed Yang Hao a bottle of mineral water, and then started chatting with the temporary captain.

“Well, it looks pretty strong.”

Yang Hao nodded.

There are two strong men in the second class team who weigh more than 200 kilograms. The overall tonnage is heavier than that of the second class. Although the tug-of-war is not about tonnage, the tonnage advantage cannot be ignored.

“If you want to win, it’s actually easy.”

Yang Hao took a sip of water and said with a smile.

"Simple?"

Jiang Yuqi looked puzzled.

“The prize in the rope skipping competition just now was not a mask. Just borrow two from the children.” Yang Hao said with a smile.

“Mask?”

Jiang Yuqi was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Yang Hao wanted to put on a mask and make the other person laugh. Even if only the two or three people in front were made laugh, it would still be a sure win.

If it is a serious tug-of-war competition, this method must not be used, but parent-child sports games are inherently entertainment, so it does not matter.

“Well, I’m going to find two funny ones!”

This beautiful teacher had a bright smile on her face.

In fact, it doesn’t matter whether you win or lose. The main thing is that this mode is also quite entertaining. Their kindergarten has a video of the entire tug-of-war competition. They will also edit some clips and post them to the kindergarten’s Kuaiyin account to promote enrollment.

So if this trick is really effective, it would be a good quick-yin material. After all, she is playing fast-yin herself, so she still knows a bit about it.

Soon Jiang Yuqi came back with two Zhu Bajie masks.

Yang Hao gave one of them to Xuxu's father, who was standing in the front row with him.

“Haha, Brother Yang, you are really talented.” After hearing Yang Hao’s tactics, Xuxu’s father couldn’t help laughing.

After another short rest, the finals began.

All eyes were focused on the two teams.

The cheerleaders from both sides naturally worked extremely hard.

There are two men in front of Class 2, one of whom is the eldest brother who weighs more than 200 kilograms, and the other one who weighs 178.

The two of them shook their arms, both looking determined to win.

“Everyone in his place.”

The referee shouted and all players from both sides took their positions.

Then the two big brothers with strong physiques were a little confused, because opposite them were two "pig heads"!

"start!"

The flag in the referee's hand fell and both sides began to exert force.

However, the two eldest brothers in front of the second class were completely unable to use their full strength. Looking at the two pig heads opposite, half of their energy was spent on suppressing laughter.

You wouldn’t think it’s ridiculous if a child wears a mask for fun, but when it’s worn on the faces of two adults, the sense of dissonance comes over them.

The cheerleaders in Class 2 saw two Zhu Bajie on the opposite side. They were stunned for a moment, and then burst into bursts of laughter. Especially the children laughed one by one. After all, it is so rare for adults to be funny like this!

 And laughter is contagious. When they heard the laughter around them, the two elder brothers who tried hard to suppress their laughter immediately broke the skill and started laughing too.

The two main players suddenly lost their strength, and the balance of victory instantly tilted. The sophomore class worked hard to win the game.

“Yeah, yeah, win again!”

“Wow, we won!”

“Hahaha, that’s okay too!”

The cheerleaders of the sophomore class cheered, and Xixi trotted into her father's arms: "Haha, daddy is Zhu Bajie!"

“My aunt is Chang’e!”

"Well?"

Yang Hao, who was wearing a mask, was stunned for a moment. It was easy to understand that he was Zhu Bajie, but how could Li Manni become Chang'e.

“Why is my aunt Chang’e?” Yang Hao asked curiously.

“Because my aunt is holding a jade rabbit!”

Xixi pointed to Li Manni beside her, who was holding the rabbit doll she won in the previous three-person four-legged competition.

Li Manni is wearing a refreshing white sportswear today. She has good looks and fair skin. Coupled with the rabbit doll she is holding in her arms, she really looks like the fairy Chang'e descended to earth.

All you 18cm tall guys, please use your monthly tickets to beat me to death! !

(End of this chapter)