CH 1

When others aspire to be scientists or astronauts, the Stand-in has already set his future ambition.

He wanted to find a job with more money, less work, and one close to home.

Unexpectedly, this job really came to him. He met a man on the road with a look of “I am a overbearing President.” When he saw him, he showed a surprised expression. Less than ten minutes later, the black-clad bodyguard asked him to meet his boss. 

After the meeting, the other party was also very straightforward and explained their intentions directly.

He want to keep him.

He thought about what was going on.

Is he good looking? He looks good, but not stunning enough. Not in such a way as to make an overbearing President fall in love with him at first sight.

Or what is he capable of? As if the overbearing President is thirsty seeking for talent? Presumably, there was no such thing. When the overbearing President met him, he was standing on the side of the road eating a popsicle with a stupid face.

So naturally, he must have looked like someone the overbearing President couldn’t have.

Sure enough, the overbearing President saw that he was silent and told him precisely what was on his mind. He looked a lot like an old friend.

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2

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“I want to be affiliated with your company. There must be five insurances and one gold.”

“The monthly salary must not be lower than the average starting salary of fresh graduates from 985 universities in first-tier cities.” The Stand-in said, “Working eight hours a day, overtime will be paid, and if you have to go out to socialize, you will have to pay for business trips.”

The President readily agreed and gave him twice the average starting salary. He worked from 7:00 to 9:00 a.m. and from 7:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.

“It’s okay to be on call but there must be a rental subsidy if I have to live close enough to your house. ”

“Transportation must also be subsidized if there is no chauffeur picking me up and dropping me off.”

“You’re staying at my house.” The President interrupted him, “I don’t like my people running around.”

“Okay, but during non-office hours, I can do whatever I want at home and you must not meddle.” The Stand-in said, “Let me go out once a week to let off steam.”

The President agrees to take a single break, choosing a day off on weekdays, and not on weekends.

The President said, “I don’t like idle people once they enter my house. You live there, so you must be responsible for cleaning the house.” 

“No problem.” The Stand-in said, “I’ll clean during working hours. If you don’t want me to clean in front of you, you’ll have to pay overtime.”

“Okay.” The President asked, “Is there anything else?”

“Oh, the two of us have to provide a full body checkup every year.” The Stand-in said seriously, “After all, we don’t want to get any diseases, and we can feel at ease with each other.” 

“Okay.”

“I also want an allowance for my studies.” The Stand-in said, “I can’t go out, therefore you have to cover part of the cost of my enrollment in online classes.”

“Okay.”

“Hire once a year, and you must raise the salary for renewal.” The Stand-in said. “My part is over. If you have any needs, please raise them now.” 

3

The President nodded with an indifferent face, casually picked up a piece of paper, picked up a pen and wrote with his head down.

He wrote a few points, also revised a little, and finally pushed it in front of the Stand-in: “That’s all.” 

1, Don’t smile in front of me.

2, It’s not allowed to associate with other people or engage in sexual acts while the contract is in effect.

3, On all occasions where I am present, act according to my rules. 

4, The dress must suit my preferences.

The Stand-in almost laughed looking at these requirements. Is that it? The first one is the legendary “You don’t look like him when you smile”? It turns out that such a person really exists.

“Okay.” The Stand-in also nodded with an indifferent face.

“After that, my secretary will give you the formal contract. Sign it if you have no problem.” The President stood up.

“It’s a pleasure to work with you.” The Stand-in said.

In this way, the Stand-in joined the President’s company, and the position was an assistant.

Five insurances and one gold, a single break, and 20 days of paid annual leave per year.

Food and accommodation are included. There is a transportation allowance, a study allowance, and a full-body physical examination once a year.