Chapter 245: San Ye is a big liar

Chapter 245 The third master is a big liar

"Third Master lied to me." Qi Sha said very aggrieved.

Pei Yi was exposed on the spot, and felt embarrassed.

But she still had a fluke mentality, and said nonsense with confidence: "Why did I lie to you? What did I lie to you?"

Qi Sha felt even more aggrieved when he saw that his third master was beating him to death and denying it.

He asked somewhat reproachfully: "What does the phrase 'the stem protrudes like a cut' mean?"

"Ahem..." Pei Yi coughed twice tactically, turned her eyes away and refused to answer, trying to confuse the past.

But Qisha didn't let her go, and said relentlessly: "The third master said, what this means is that the relationship between a man and a woman is like a master's move, with swords coming and going, stabbing and cutting!"

Pei Yi felt so dead when she heard her confusing speech in the past, she really wished she could dig a hole in the ground and get in now.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha..."

Xun Huan, who was sitting on the sidelines watching the show, finally stopped laughing, and now he couldn't help laughing again.

"Third Master, why are you so bad?" Xun Huan laughed and joked, "You just bully Qilang Jun who hasn't read any books, and even explain such words indiscriminately."

Pei Yi panicked with embarrassment, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "I also enhanced Qisha's ability to distinguish and comprehend words."

"Don't you think he just figured out what he meant by looking at the picture now?"

In order to enhance her persuasiveness, Pei Yi turned her head to look at the young man beside her, and asked confidently, "Do you think it's Seven Kills?"

Qi Sha pursed his lips aggrievedly, turned his face away and refused to answer.

Pei Yi: "..."

"Hahaha..." Xun Huan laughed even more cheerfully.

But he was covered in wounds, and while laughing so loudly, he accidentally touched the wound, causing him to gasp in pain.

Pei Yi glanced at the young man leaning on her shoulder, and teased in embarrassment: "This is the punishment for laughing."

Xun Huan's mouth was deflated, and his eyes were clouded with mist, and he pretended to cry and complained: "The third master doesn't care about others, but even makes sarcastic remarks."

Pei Yi snorted, but did not respond.

Seeing that it was useless to pretend to be pitiful, Xun Huan changed the subject and said, "Hey, the three of us are just looking at the picture album tonight. I just saw one picture, let's read on."

The book was placed on Pei Yi's lap, and she remained motionless.

Qisha puffed her cheeks slightly, and stretched out her hand to turn a page.

This page is still a very vivid picture, and there is a poem called "Night Boat" on it: "The eyes are dazzled and the willows are in love. With a crisp breast, I don't feel the golden lotus. The cloud bun is gradually becoming sensual. If you want to talk coquettishly, tell Lang Mo to stay calm."

Xun Huan didn't make things difficult for Qisha this time, and directly acted as a commentator: "The 'Golden Lotus' in this sentence refers to women's feet."

"'Unconscious Jinlianju' means that a woman's feet are raised unconsciously..."

Pei Yi sat stiffly between the two men, listening to Xun Huan's babbling explanation with a look of despair.

This in-depth explanation directly made Seven Kills suddenly enlightened.

When he looked at the painting again, he felt more calm and clear.

The two men just look at the painting like this, and I will explain.

Unknowingly, I finished reading a picture book without getting tired.

"There are a total of twenty-four pictures, each of which is wonderful, and each one has a corresponding word, which is very appropriate and elegant." Xun Huan concluded with a smile on his face.

Qisha nodded calmly, expressing deep agreement.

Both of them have been looking at the picture book for so long, but they are actually a little distracted.

Pei Yi sat in the middle with her back stiff, and soon realized that her eyes on the left and right became sticky and hot.

Pei Yi trembled all over, she closed the book and jumped out of bed almost as if fleeing.

Xun Huan was originally leaning in her arms.

As a result of her sudden jump, Xun Huan immediately lost his support and fell to the side uncontrollably.

Qi Sha had quick eyes and quick hands, and supported him by the waist.

The two looked at each other like this.

Xun Huan was very grateful and said: "Thank you Qilang for your help."

Qi Sha frowned, feeling that the tone of the rival's speech really made people's skin crawl, so he immediately let go of his hands.

"Ouch..."

Xun Huan lost his support and fell back on the bed.

Actually it didn't hurt, but he just howled in praise.

Pei Yi is panicking with shame now, how can she have the mood to continue making jokes with these two men?

She put on her shoes quickly, and said sternly, "I've learned this today, I have to rest, you should go to bed early!"

After speaking, Pei Yi didn't care how the two men reacted, she turned her head and left in a hurry.

Xun Huan lay on the bed, pretending to cry and said: "The third master is really cruel."

Qi Sha couldn't see the affectation of this love rival.

Earlier, Du Heng also pretentiously hooked up with the third master, which is really dirty.

Qi Sha put on his shoes with a cold face, but suddenly remembered something.

he asked, "Are the things of men and women the same as those of men and women?"

Xun Huan jokingly said with a smile: "Of course it's different."

Qi Sha was extremely confused, and asked very seriously: "If it is Long Yang, what about the man..."

Before he could continue, Xun Huan understood his confusion.

Xun Huan glanced down at Yang Qiu, and said with a smile: "Naturally, the things that can be accommodated are used to accommodate the things that should be accommodated."

Where is the accommodation?

Qi Sha was feeling puzzled, but suddenly woke up in his heart, and his legs tightened involuntarily.

His face was stiff, and he said in disbelief: "How can that place..."

"Yes." Xun Huan said firmly.

Qi Sha felt uncomfortable just thinking about the situation.

He asked with mixed feelings: "Can you be happy like this?"

"Of course I can." After all, Xun Huan had stayed in Wanju Grotto, even if he had never eaten pork, he had seen pigs run away.

He explained enthusiastically: "I heard from my seniors that you can still be happy when you are happy, but you are more likely to be injured than women."

Qi Sha's face was ashen-colored, his back straightened all of a sudden, and he asked nervously, "How did you get hurt?"

Xun Huan smiled, and continued to popularize science with relish: "After all, the place that can accommodate is not a natural way to accommodate. Of course, it needs to be moistened by external objects to make it fully open so that it can be accommodated."

"However, if the person applying the force is inexperienced or not gentle enough, then it is easy to cause damage to the person receiving the force. The damage...is terrible."

Xun Huan sighed, and continued with a sigh: "For example, displacement, detachment, bleeding, all kinds of tragedies, indescribable..."

The more Qi Sha listened, the paler his face became, his eyes stared in surprise, and his mouth gradually opened slightly.

(end of this chapter)