Chapter 111 Are All Princes Stupid?
"Hahahaha! Finally level 20!" Eternal Virgin smiled proudly as he read the level up notification. He was actually proud of the fact that he was only now hitting level 20. While many people had already blown past him in level. But then again, no one was willing to team with him, or more like he was only trying to team with girls by asking them in the most strangest ways.
"Now then... to find that pink haired girl and black haired girl and make them mine while stepping on the face of that red eyed freak! How dare he kill me so many times! I also have to take care of that other bitch as well!" Eternal Virgin seemed to ignore the surrounding people staring at him strangely.
He had already been the hot topic on the forums multiple times now. Mainly due to him harassing girls. When asked why he keeps hitting on girls, he answers: "Because I am hot!" Which normally ends up with millions of players making fun of him.
In a way, he was a celebrity in game just as much as one of the top players. But currently, the player boards have been showing only one person in the top slot for a while now. The name Vance has been stuck in the top slot since the start of the game, and no one even knows who this person is. They had yet to even see his shadow, never mind his person. The forums have been going off about this mystery player who has never been seen and only heard of.
"I think it's a game master. It has to be. The guy's already level 33! I mean, come on! The highest after that is currently level 28, and that is someone named Cynthia. Below that is level 23 a person named Signal."
"Maybe he is just really good at soloing. Isn't he the one who discovered the dungeon?"
"Even if he is, no one has seen him."
"True. I wonder if he will be in the event tomorrow."
"If he is, I will pay money just to get a screenshot of him!"
"If he is cute, I will ask him out!"
"Another sheboy."
"I am female, thank you very much! Remember this game you can not hide your sex, idiot."
"Hahaha! The person above called you an idiot. What an idiot!"
"Idiot + 1" n//O))v-/e-.l--b-/I-/n
"Fuck! I am not Eternal Virgin!"
"Hahaha! Eternal Virgin 2.0!"
"I +1 that!"
"Me too! +1"
"Fuck you all!"
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"This place is not bad." Vance looked around at the small private room and smiled. He never thought he could get a VIP spot.
"I feel kinda off being here. Did you see the look of the attendant when we all showed up?" Cynthia felt slightly out of place. She was not used to the high life after all.
"Haha! She was like, who might these ladies be? And Vance was all like, my wives! The attendant immediately blushed." Alice found it very amusing. When they walked into the auction and spoke to the attendant, her cheeks went red from ear to ear when she found out that these four girls were all Vance's wives.
"It's not that funny." Vance placed his hands on top of Alice's head. She was currently taking up a spot in his lap. Main wife privileges, as she called it. Although this was kind of needed since the room did not have enough space for all of them. The VIP rooms were only built for two or three max, not five. Cynthia had Miri sitting in her lap. Although, poor Miri's face was red due to Cynthia's hands sneaking up under her shirt. She could only sit there and lean back into Cynthia's embrace. If she really hated it, she could say no, but she did not seem to hate it one bit.
Sally leaned her head on Vance's shoulder while holding hands with Alice. They all looked out over the floor below, waiting for the auction to start. "I wonder if there will be anything worth buying...." Vance pondered as he reached over and placed his hand on Miri's thigh. For some reason, he also found it amusing to tease the ex-priestess. She always made the most amusing faces.
But there was also a limit to how much he could allow to happen in public. "Cynthia, do not stimulate her too much."
"Sorry! I got carried away." Cynthia stuck out her tongue and pulled her hands out from under Miri's shirt, and just hugged her waist.
"Pwah! You meanie!" Miri finally spoke up as she sank into Cynthia's embrace. The rest of the group smiled as they watched everyone down below sitting down. Of course, with so many nobles from different countries piling into one place, arguments were bound to happen. "What do you mean there are no more private rooms!? How can I, Alexandra Grey, a prince of the Kingdom of Grey Mountain, sit with a bunch of low class people!? I demand a private room now! "
"Prince Alexandra, you can not have a private room when they are all full. If you reserved one last night, you could have gotten one, but you are not on the reservation list. I am sorry, but if you wish to attend the auction, then you need to sit in the upper seats with the rest of the nobles." The attendant was just trying to do things as they should, but there was always one person trying to cause a fuss!
"Humph! Kick whoever is not royalty out of a private room and give it to me! Or else I will tell my father, the king, that you are looking down on our Grey Mountain Kingdom! This could severely harm ties between our kingdoms!" Prince Alexandra replied with a snort.
Vance, who was listening to the commotion just down the stairs from his room, frowned slightly. "Alice, are all princes idiots?"
"Pfft! Hahaha! Maybe. He sounds like an idiot!" Alice's voice was very loud due to her laughing and could easily be heard downstairs, which caused Prince Alexandra to boil over in anger.
"Which bitch slut dares to call me an idiot!? Come out here right now so I can behead you!" Prince Alexandra was so mad he forgot which country he was even in!
"Oh? You wish to harm my wife, the one and only princess of the Fendale Kingdom? No, actually, I will just hit you a few times for calling my little wife such names. Either way, you are getting your ass kicked now."