"You kid, where did you go yesterday?" Seeing Yao Wei still tidying up the mess in the bedroom with a tired look on his face, Lu Chen had no choice but to go up to help. After all, he caused this matter himself.
"Hey, I left everything in the dormitory when I went out yesterday, so I couldn't borrow it from a friend for a night!" Lu Chen explained.
"What did you explain to me, you have other friends in the city, why don't I know?" Yao Wei was curious about what kind of friend, boyfriend? girlfriend?
"As long as you are Jiaojiao, I can't be anything Yanyan."
"Oh?"
"Oh you big bastard."
"Would you like to tell this news to our class leader?"
"Brother, please forgive me." Lu Chen quickly shut up and begged Yao Wei for mercy, but he knew Yao Wei's mouth. Anything that is fragrant will be said to be stinky. If he told Lan Qin about this after his processing, it is estimated that they would rush back and put a green hat on him in front of him.
"See if you're still stubborn, come on, pack up everything, I'll lie down and rest for a while." Yao Wei grabbed Lu Chen's handle, that is, lying on the bed leisurely with Erlang's legs crossed to watch Lu Chen clean up the dormitory.
"I'm bored and look at the news." Yao Wei took out his smartphone to see what news was going viral on the Internet recently.
"Hey, it's interesting." Yao Wei seemed to be surprised when he saw the strange news, and the whole person sat up and watched the related news with interest.
"What are you watching again, pervert?" Looking at Yao Wei's face, he was really looking at his phone. Could this kid be watching a little movie again?
"You are the satyr, come and see your satyr ancestors." Yao Wei put the phone in front of Lu Chen's eyes.
"Linhai City is shocked to find a flower-picking thief."
"Your sister, what age is this, and there are still flower thieves? Isn't it called a rapist?" Lu Chen scoffed, what age is this, isn't this a way to attract people's attention?
"You don't understand, how can a rapist be compared to a flower thief?" Yao Wei's serious look supported the flower thief.
"You're not much better. What's the difference between a rapist and a flower-picker? They're not all the same."
"That's different. The rapist is an inhuman guy, and the flower thief is a technical job. You see, before people want to pick flowers, they will write a poem and send it to their house."
The bright moonlight in front of the bed,
Sister Silangjun.
Looking up at the bright moon, my brother came to pick flowers.
"Your sister, this flower thief is really interesting." Yao Wei recited the unwritten poem unconsciously, and it really rhymed.
"Is this flower thief's language taught by his physical education teacher? What is it?" Seeing Li Bai's poems being tampered with, it is estimated that this kid's language teacher will be pissed off.
"You don't understand, it's called art."
"Could it be that you're the flower thief, you look so self-satisfied, I think it's getting more and more like you." Lu Chen jokingly teased.
"You are the flower thief. I have a pretty girl, do I need to touch other flowers and plants?"
"real?"
"of course it's true."
"I don't think you have the ability to be a flower thief."
"I'm suspicious of you. I don't live in the dormitory these few nights. You shouldn't be lonely and go out in the middle of the night to be a flower thief."
"Fuck you, I won't be so nasty and shameless."
"You are shameless and shameless, and you are not a human being."
"I think so, but after all, we don't have the technology to jump over the eaves and walls."
"You don't have a stealth pill."
"You idiot, the value of a stealth pill is enough for you to go to the red light district hundreds of times, why should I waste a stealth pill to pick flowers."
"That's not necessarily true. I want to report you to the public security organs."
"You go, whoever believes you is a brain-dead."
Unexpectedly, many students in the classroom were also discussing this explosive news. After all, flower thieves are rare species. After all, this flower thief is much more sophisticated than a rapist, but in essence, both types of people are scumbags in society.
On the contrary, that unwritten poem has become a topic of conversation after dinner, but the flower-picking thief has not yet been caught, and some female classmates are frightened. Even more afraid to go out at night, after all, in their eyes, flower thieves and rapists are the same, just a graceful name.
"Someone in our school received a poem from a flower thief." Yao Wei ran to Lu Chen with a look of excitement, as if this Yao Wei was the flower thief.
"None of my business."
"Do you know who that person is?"
"It's not my girlfriend anyway, maybe it's your girlfriend."
"Go to hell." If it was Yao Wei's girlfriend, he probably wouldn't be so happy now.
"That seems to have nothing to do with us."
"Do you have a sense of social responsibility, don't you know the truth that with greater ability comes greater responsibility?"
"I'm not Spider-Man, and besides, I don't have the habit of looking for something to do when I'm full."
"Pandan, you know that, your dance partner."
"It's her?" Lu Chen nodded, how could he not know him, the embarrassment in the bedroom was all thanks to her.
"How about it, are you interested in helping?"
"Are you full?"
"What do you say, now Pandan's supporters are obliged to form a flower protection team, which is a good opportunity to get close to beautiful women."
"Don't tell me you attended."
"of course."
"You're not afraid that your Jiaojiao will know about this."
"Do you have any sense of social responsibility? I represent the side of justice. I want to punish all the sins in the world as their own responsibility."
"You're not Ultraman." Lu Chen said with a smile, this Yao Wei was still looking for some high-sounding reasons for himself.
"Why are you so ignorant of style? Forget it, I can't make sense to tell you."
"Be careful yourself, this flower thief hasn't lost his hand. Even the police can't do anything about him. Can some of you students catch him?"
"Many people are powerful." Yao Wei retorted, but he was not cautious because of Lu Chen's warning. After all, the target of the flower thief was not Yao Wei, but a girl, and it was Pan Dan, not Yao Wei, who was most threatened.
Lu Chen didn't say much, and he was relieved a lot, after all, everyone already knew. It is estimated that the police have already been called. With so many people's protection, it is estimated that this flower thief will give up if there is no good opportunity to get off the phone.
But Lu Chen was wrong. After all, the first time some of the previous victims received the love letter that didn't look like a love letter, they thought it was more of a prank. But later, many people learned about the flower thief's methods, and they called the police for protection from the police. In the end, the flower thief succeeded. In a variety of ways, it can be said that it is impossible to prevent. Even the police have no way to deal with this flower thief. They basically locked the appearance of this person, but they couldn't catch this person.
Pan Dan here received the so-called declaration of the flower thief, and he was very nervous and scared at first. However, with so many flower-guarding teams and 24-hour police presence, I haven't seen any movement in the past few days. It seems that the flower thief should abandon the so-called plan.
Downstairs in the girls' dormitory, a young policeman in a police car yawned repeatedly. It was still early, and he had to work all night before it was time for a shift change.
On the other side, a group of young students also changed shifts day and night and stood downstairs in the girls' dormitory, ready to catch this flower thief and perform well in front of the goddess.
"Brother Police, you have to work one night's shift, and so do we." A person dressed in extremely ordinary clothes came out of the student team and came to the police car to chat with the sleepy policeman.
"I see eldest brother, you're not in a good mood, let me buy you a cup of coffee." Seeing the tiredness on the policeman's face, the student knew that the policeman was working very hard, and said very considerately.
"Then how can it be, I'll buy it myself."
"Why not, seeing the good things the police and you have done for the common people, do you still need to do such a little thing yourself? Besides, you have to stay here and look after our goddess. I'll buy it for you."
"Thank you then." Unexpectedly, the student was so understanding, and the young policeman was also relieved for a while.
After a while, the student brought a cup of hot coffee and delivered it to the young policeman, who was also taking a light sip from the cup in his hand.
"It's still hot, let's drink it now."
"Thank you, this is the money, you can take it." The young policeman is very professional. After all, he is not familiar with this student at all. When he took the coffee, he put the money into the student's hands.
"Brother Police, you are too polite." The student walked back to his team, and his eyes never took off from the rearview mirror of the police car. It was not until the young policeman took a sip of coffee that he smiled contentedly. stand up.
"Pandan, what time is it, you have to go out." Several of Pandan's roommates watched Pandan get dressed and go out at this time.
"Well, someone asked me out." Pan Dan glanced at his mobile phone, a text message made her a little puzzled, but it made her decide to get dressed and go out.
"You are not afraid of the flower thief appearing, I think you should make an appointment for another time." A roommate reminded worriedly.
"It's been a few days, and the flower-pickers haven't appeared. I guess they'll find another target. Besides, there are police downstairs. What am I afraid of?" Pan Dan said indifferently.
The roommate thought about it too. The police have been protecting Pan Dan every step of the way these days, and he felt a little relieved.