Chapter 48： don't be shy baby

Warm water flows from the faucet and pours into the large bathtub, filling the bathroom with white air.

The same is taking a bath, Chinese people are just the opposite of Westerners. The former prefers before going to bed, while the latter basically chooses it in the early morning.

Chinese people take a bath to help sleep and let themselves rest better, while Westerners are more embarrassed. They choose early morning to get rid of the smell.

After being exhausted by traveling and not resting all day, Xu Ang urgently needed a high-quality sleep. In order to achieve this goal, he chose to wash and then sleep.

The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is often cruel.

The movement in the bathroom attracted a child, Xiaoxiao hid her body behind the wall outside the door, only stuck her little head out, took a look inside the bathroom, and then took another look.

When Xu Ang looked over, she immediately retracted her little head, and it didn't take long for her to stick it out again.

once.

Twice.

"Gluck cluck..."

Xiaoxiao took it as pigeon playing a game with herself and laughed happily.

"Xiaoxiao, my brother is going to take a bath. You go to your mother to take you to bed."

Seeing that the bathtub was filled with water, Xu Ang wanted to close the bathroom door, but the children who were having fun would do it.

"Don't play with water, pigeons will wet the bed."

"Wow, my pigeon is going to wet the bed, shy..."

The kid was talking to himself, and he was swiping his little face with his little finger. If Xu Ang wasn't the one involved, he really thought there was such a thing.

That's how the rumors came about.

Making my rumors in front of my face is unbearable.

Resolutely grabbing the rumormonger and carrying her into the bathroom, Xu Ang decided to wash the child well.

"Pigeon, what are you doing?"

The child stared blankly at Xu Ang, asking questions, but a pair of small hands were raised at Xu Ang's gesture, so that Xu Ang could take off her little skirt.

"I'm looking at a naked kid."

The little girl who realized it later didn't realize who Pigeon was talking about until Xu Ang picked her up and saw the image in the mirror.

"Bare ass, giggle..."

Pointing at himself in the mirror, the child giggled.

Children are not honest when they take a bath. Taking a bath for them is more tiring than adults do it ten times. In order to reduce the burden on Xiaoying's mother, Xu Ang consciously took over the job.

The child is still young enough to be nothing, but it won't work when she is one or two years older.

"I'm a naked baby!"

"Look, pigeon, Xiaoxiao's bare ass!"

Silly boy, what do you have to be proud of?

That is to say, there is no smartphone now, otherwise Xu Ang would have to record this scene and save it carefully. When the child becomes an adult or on the day of marriage, show her on the big screen of the wedding, so that everyone knows that you are Xu Xiao like this.

But in a short period of time, Xu Ang has already conceived of a big drama such as "the elder brother supervises the production, the little sister performs in her true colors, exposes a dusty history of more than ten years, and shows you the unknown side of Xu Xiao's little baby".

Speaking of which, I'm really a good brother by using the director's ability from the daily check-in draw to do this.

Laughing and laughing, the child couldn't laugh anymore.

Because Xu Ang had already brought her to the bathtub, looking at the big bathtub with steam, the child: I was terrified at the time.

"What do you want to do?"

"Don't scald the baby with hot water. Mommy, come and save the baby."

"Little baby pigeon pigeon, you are a good pigeon pigeon, don't bully little sister."

The child used both hands and feet, entangling Xu Ang like a koala and not letting go, but she forgot that the bare **** she was proud of just now was still exposed. got on the water.

"Wow wow... don't slap me, don't sass little baby... eh?!"

The child who was about to cry was ready to cry, and suddenly found that the water looked very smoky and seemed to be very hot. In fact, it was warm, warm, not hot at all. She immediately took back the tears and tried to tap the water with her foot, and then tap again.

She smiled and watched the child slowly put her feet in, then let go of her hand and let her little body slide in along the edge of the bathtub. When her whole little body was soaked in warm water, her eyes lit up.

"Wow!"

The child discovered a new world.

"Take a bath!"

Standing in the chest-high water, the little boy waved at Xu Ang: "Come here, pigeon."

Little sister did not forget to call her brother when there was something good, Xu Ang was very pleased.

He was about to respond to his little sister's call when Xiaoying's mother called out, "Son, I have your phone."

Reaching into the bathtub with both hands, he swiped vigorously, bringing out a splash of water, which splashed the child's head and face. Xu Ang laughed, ignoring the irritable little milk voice behind him, and quickly fled the crime scene.

"Don't let your sister play with water."

Xiaoying's mother put the phone in Xu Ang's hand and went into the bathroom by herself.

"I'll take your sister to wash."

Hendry made the call. Xiaoying's mother had been connected before that. Xu Ang went back to his bedroom and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Boss, I'm sorry to disturb you so late, but you have to decide this matter."

"The release time of Blair Witch has been set. In October of this year, 500 theaters will be opened in North America, but boss, you have to spend an extra $5 million Otherwise, no theater is willing to accept it now. it."

It's not just unwilling to accept it, it's simply an unceremonious rejection, okay?

Many theater owners even sneered: "Huaxia people make movies like this? It's all rubbish. My grandson who is still breastfeeding can make better movies than this."

"Look at what you said, can the Chinese people be compared with the great Milician?"

"That's right. In a poor and backward country, it's a joke if you don't have enough to eat and want to play movies."

"But for the sake of the green Franklin, we can be extra kind and let this garbage try to show it at midnight."

"Franklin's face has to be given, so let it be shown."

"Only one show will make Chinese people cry. I think two shows, one a day, for a total of two days. Oh, when I think that such **** can land in my theater, I feel guilty and blaspheme the sacred. the film industry."

"Come on, you can't let it go if you really want to."

"No! Never!"

"Because Huaxia people give a lot of money, right, hahaha..."

Xu Ang thought about it and said, "Money is not a problem, as long as they can fulfill their promises."

The Americans took me as a big head and thought that they could make money from me, but in the end it was not clear who would make whom.

When the original "Blair Witch" was released in only a few dozen theaters, didn't it still reach the box office of 300 million US dollars?

Now that the number of first screenings has reached 500, coupled with the fact that he has more tricks in the Internet than the original cast, the box office will not be bad.

"Hendry, remember, the momentum on the Internet can't stop for a moment."

"Also, give me the room book of Junjing Homeland tomorrow."