Chapter 53: Player Unknown's Battlegrounds Beef Noodles

Name:All My Disciples Suck! Author:
Chapter 53: Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds Beef Noodles

“To let the disciples move forward, I will go ahead, survey the terrain, collect intelligence, and draw a map for you!

“Disciples can do what they can according to their strengths!

“In addition, this Sect Master highly recommends that all the disciples’ discoveries and understandings in the battle can be shared with others! Only by making progress together can you become stronger!” He Yiming spoke slowly and taught step by step.

“Hold the grass. Brother Ming is trying to find the way for us?”

“Is there a map? Is there finally a map function?”

“If you have a map and know the distribution of monsters, you can avoid monster groups and powerful monsters!”

“Once there is a map, I only need to click to go past!”

“It’s even more exciting!”

“I have decided, I want to follow the boss. When the boss kills the monsters, I will pick it up!”

The players were suddenly excited, and after eating and drinking, they started to continue with their actions.

Evolutionary Player, as well as seven or eight players who were not good at fighting, soon arrived at the location of the spirit stone vein.

“Are these all spirit stones? I don’t know how the mineral veins here are formed ... Hey, it would be nice if those friends were also there. They must be very interested in studying geography!” Evolution Player looked at the spirit stone curiously.

“Fuck, this game is really heartbreaking. You can eat hot pot, can farm, and now you can mine?”

“Stop talking nonsense. A spirit stone means contribution points. Dig quickly. I won’t sleep today!”F0lloww new chapters at nov/(e)l/bin/(.)com

“That’s right, let’s stay up all night!”

“???” He was all question marks.

Whoah!

Suddenly there was a terrible roar. The scared Beef Noodles shivered and instinctively jumped into the jelly to hide.

“A poo!” When he got into the jelly, he accidentally took several bites of this unknown substance. Suddenly, a hot sensation spread all over his body.

“Hold the grass. Isn’t this poisonous?” Beef Noodles was a little panicked and hurriedly used the Azure Emperor Immortal Body.

After a duration of time, the hot feeling slowly disappeared. However, Beef Noodles didn’t notice a dragon-shaped phantom slowly appearing behind him. It only existed for a short time before it slowly disappeared.

“Don’t care. Get every little bit!” In line with the principle of no waste, Beef Noodles opened his backpack and packed this unknown substance.

“I’ll try asking for help!” Beef Noodles thought for a while, took out He Yiming’s distress signal stick, and crushed it with a slight effort.

However ...

Puff!

The thunder in the distress signal stick just appeared, but before it flew, it broke and dissipated.

“What the hell? Fuck, did Brother Ming give me a low-quality distress signal stick?” Beef Noodles really vomited blood!.

The distress signal stick was dead, so he could only find a way to go back.

Fortunately, Beef Noodles, as an otaku, also knew the direction. Before setting off, he also knew the location of the chariot. It was just that ...

“Fuck, a dozen miles away. Can I walk back alive?” Beef Noodles ran in tears.

Considering the time right now, other players are probably eating and drinking around the bonfire, sharing the fruits of victory.

Why am I so miserable?!

“Fuck this brother!” Beef Noodle really started crying.

—Author’s Note—

[Guess what will happen to Beef Noodles ...]