"Xiaofei, I'm your third aunt!"

"Oh."

"I held you when I was a child!"

"Oh, oh."

"You've peed on me!"

"Oh, oh."

"Can I borrow 20000 from you?"

“…………”

"Xiaofei, do you remember me?"

"Well?"

"I'm your fourth cousin!"

"Yes, yes."

"We used to dig out the nest together when we were children!"

"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm?"

"Can you lend me fifty thousand dollars?"

“…………”

Zhou Xiaofei said similar conversations many times a day. Some of these relatives had only a few friends, and some even didn't know who they were. They all came to his house to borrow money.

Zhou Xiaofei is not a mean man, but he is not a big wrongdoer.

It's OK to spend 50000 yuan for a big meal, but it's not impossible to borrow tens of thousands of yuan from relatives. The question is, who are you?

In addition to the immediate relatives, Zhou Xiaofei asked them to write down the IOU and then borrowed them all. All the other distant relatives who couldn't make it were sent away by Zhou Xiaofei.

It's no use for them to stay at Zhou Xiaofei's home. If Zhou Xiaofei is not at home, his parents can't be the master, and his card doesn't have so much money to lend them.

Zhou Xiaofei actually left a large amount of money for his parents, but he entrusted it to the bank. Only when he had an accident would this money be used, so his parents didn't know that they were already billionaires.

The relatives who borrowed money are naturally happy, saying that Zhou Xiaofei has money and has not forgotten his poor relatives, while those who have not borrowed money are all scolding Zhou Xiaofei for not recognizing others when he has money, which is really cruel.

Zhou Xiaofei is also lazy to pay attention to these distant relatives' scolding. It's not that Zhou Xiaofei is really cruel, but that these people know that they have money and put themselves in a clear position to use them as cash machines.

Open mouth is hundreds of thousands, who do they think they are!

In order to avoid these annoying relatives, Zhou Xiaofei spent most of these days outside, either gathering with his old classmates or shopping with Ruo Ruo.

On the 29th anniversary of the lunar new year, Zhou Xiaofei felt that those annoying relatives should have gone almost as well. He called back. His father said that he didn't dare to go home until there was no one else at home.

However, when Zhou Xiaofei got home, he saw a man waiting for him to come back. He was Zhou Xiaofei's big brother, his elder son.

Seeing that Zhou Xiaofei came back, his cousin stood up and called "Xiaofei" with red eyes.

Zhou Xiaofei knows that the lobby brother must also come to borrow money, but for close relatives, Zhou Xiaofei is not stingy and enthusiastic: "brother, sit down."

The lobby elder brother sat down and was embarrassed: "Xiaofei, I know that there are many relatives who borrow money from you during this period of time, and I have no choice, otherwise I'm sorry to bother you."

Zhou Xiaofei said with a smile: "brother, it's OK. We are brothers, aren't we?"

"Yes, yes." The lobby brother nodded and then said, "my friend and I opened a small hotel with a registered asset of one million. As a result, my friend secretly mortgaged the hotel to the bank and ran away with money. When the hotel went bankrupt, the bank asked me to compensate for more than one million yuan. Otherwise, I would go to prison, Wuwu... "

With that, the lobby brother began to cry.

Zhou Xiaofei patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile, "it's OK. It's just a million dollars. My brother lent it to you."

"Really The big brother's eyes suddenly brightened and his face was filled with ecstasy, "thank you, Xie Xiaofei!"

Zhou Xiaofei said, "give me your card number, and I'll transfer it to you right away."

"Good!" The lobby brother immediately reported the card number to Zhou Xiaofei, and Zhou Xiaofei immediately transferred the money to him.

Seeing the SMS message that he received a million, the lobby brother was overjoyed: "Xiaofei, thank you, thank you! I'll go to the bank to pay back the money right now. I'll come to my house to have a drink after the Spring Festival. I won't come back if I'm not drunk! "

The lobby elder brother got up and left. Zhou Xiaofei suddenly said, "elder brother, I'll lend you a million yuan. Don't you even plan to write an IOU?"

If the lobby brother just said that he wanted to write an IOU, Zhou Xiaofei would trust him. It doesn't matter whether he writes or not.

I really don't have any money to pay back. It doesn't matter if I give this one million to the lobby brother.

But the problem is that this big brother never mentions the issue of IOU, as if he never needs to type IOU to borrow money, which makes Zhou Xiaofei very unhappy.

When Zhou Xiaofei said that he wanted to write an IOU, the lobby brother's face first drew, and then his whole face turned red like a pig's liver: "Zhou Xiaofei, you can't believe me, can you? You're afraid I can't pay you back, right? You go out and ask, whose money did I owe Zhou Xiaogang and whose money did I borrow? Did I have a IOU? "

"My brother, I'll make it clear. I borrowed a million, not 10000. " Zhou Xiaofei said calmly, "isn't it natural to borrow a million yuan to write an IOU?"

"Zhou Xiaofei!" Big brother Zhou Xiaogang slapped on the table angrily. His eyes glared round, like staring at his enemy. "You doubt my character. Where can I save my face?""Face?" Zhou Xiaofei said with a sneer, "if your face is so valuable, give me back one million yuan and use your face to borrow money from other places."

"Zhou Xiaofei, I've seen through you, you wolf hearted thing!"

A big man in the lobby scolded Zhou Xiaofei. "When your family built a house in the past, who ran around for you, carrying water, bricks and sand? Who will take care of your farm and orchard in your hometown? It's me, it's my dad, it's our family! You're good now. It's great to have money, isn't it? Now let's go to the street and find everyone to judge! "

Seeing that Zhou Xiaogang wanted to hit someone, Zhou Xiaofei's parents rushed over. Liu Feng's mother held Zhou Xiaofei, and Zhou Boxian's father held Zhou Xiaogang, preventing them from fighting on impulse.

Liu Feng advised: "Xiaofei, if you don't lack the money, don't write the IOU if you don't want to."

His father Zhou Boxian also advised: "Xiaogang, Xiaofei is a scholar, who always works in an orderly way. Don't worry about him."

"Today, for the sake of my second uncle, I don't care about you." Zhou Xiaogang glared at Zhou Xiaofei bitterly, "when I have money, I will give you back the million. I don't want your stinky money!"

After that, Zhou Xiaofei turned around and left, as if he had been wronged by Tianda.

Zhou Xiaofei didn't say anything, just a cold hum.

Sometimes, some relatives are really not as good as friends. Zhou Xiaofei takes it as if he spent a million to see a relative clearly, and then everyone will die of old age and never communicate with each other.

When Zhou Xiaogang left, Zhou Boxian sighed helplessly: "what do you think this is? When they have no money, their relatives are all good and friendly. When they have money, they offend so many people. It's all money that causes trouble! "