Chapter 515: How bitter is a cassette tape?
Translator: 549690339
The trolls found another reason,’this is definitely fake data! The sales volume is not that high. This is all a conspiracy. It was all bought by insiders to boost the sales volume and for hunger marketing!”
In the end, a hot topic appeared on Weibo: The most bitter cassette in the world.
“The handheld console and game controller are all sold out. I can only buy a cassette. Sigh.”
“You won’t be able to play it even if you only buy a carry card!”
“It’s fine. We’ll be able to play it when the next batch of handheld devices comes out.”
“I heard from Chen Mo that the cassette was made with the most bitter substance in the world. It’s completely non-toxic and harmless to prevent children and pets from eating it. Quickly lick it and see if it’s true?”
“Really? The world’s most bitter material? I don’t believe it!”
“It’s as bitter as Chinese medicine?”
“Liar, this card is obviously sweet!”
“Yeah, it tastes great when you lick it. It’s a little sweet, but it’s not greasy at all!”
“F * ck, upstairs, how can you lie to us? this card is obviously sweet and spicy!”
“Nonsense, the salty party is the Justice!”
“I really licked it. It’s hard to describe what I’m feeling right now ... I’m starting to doubt my life. I need to calm down by myself ...”
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Chen Mo didn’t go out of his way to promote this, but the news still spread to different groups of players.
Many people already knew that the card was coated with the most bitter substance in the world to prevent people from swallowing it by mistake.
However, this only made everyone more determined to seek death ...
Those who hadn’t licked it wanted to lick it, and those who licked it wanted to trick others into licking it. In the end, this thing had become a hot topic ...
Therefore, many players who didn’t buy a handheld or handheld game console simply bought a cassette first. On the one hand, it was to prepare in advance. On the other hand, he wanted to try and see how bitter the most bitter material in the world was ...
Thus, a very strange phenomenon had occurred. Physical cassette tapes were sold for more than handheld consoles and game controllers combined, and most people bought physical cassette tapes directly instead of the digital version ...
On major streaming platforms and video websites, a batch of unboxing reviews of Switch naturally appeared.
Selling out within five minutes of launch had created a strong topic for the Switch. The players who had been paying attention to the mobile phone were regretful that they did not manage to buy it, and those who did not pay attention were also attracted by the news.
Everyone had the same question. What was this handheld device like?
Therefore, a lot of people decided to do live unboxing.
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Fish-catching live broadcast platform, Lord windraiser’s live broadcast room.
Mr. Tornado was a slightly perverted fatty. He wasn’t a particularly famous streamer, but he had a good understanding of technological products and some games. He often did unboxing reviews for cell phones.
And today, the name of his live stream room had changed to: “Switch opens (ka) review!”
When this headline was released, it immediately attracted a large audience.
“What’s the situation? Switch Unboxing Review? The streamer actually managed to snatch it. This character is simply unscientific!”
“I think it’s because hand speed isn’t scientific!”
“Open what box? we want to see you lick the cassette. Hurry up, let’s see what it tastes like!”
Mr. Tornado looked at the comments on everyone’s screens with a smile. The audience was much more than before, probably because of the new handheld device.
“Hello everyone, I’m Mr. Tornado. I’ll be reviewing Chen Mo’s new phone today. But before that, there’s a small side mission, which is to lick the cassette. ”
“Some of you might be here for the first time, so I’ll introduce this card to you. I heard that Chen Zhao added a bitter agent to the card to prevent it from being consumed by mistake. It’s very, very bitter. ”
“Today, I told everyone in my fan group that my Switch has arrived. As a result, everyone said that no one cared about your Switch, we just wanted to see you lick the card!”
“To be honest, I’m also very curious. How bitter can it be? Alright, I’ll lick it. ”
As Lord windstroke spoke, he put the card to his mouth and licked it gently.
“It’s not special ... Blargh!!!”
Before Lord whipping wind could finish his sentence, he had already covered his mouth and started howling.
After a hasty apology, Lord whipping wind rushed out of the door and into the bathroom.
The bullet comments were all laughing like crazy.
“Hahaha, you won’t die if you don’t seek death!”
” 23333, is the aftereffect that strong?”
“I’ve already taken screenshots just now. A new set of emojis will immediately appear!”
“Lord windwhipping’s acting skills are too superb. I’ll lick it. It’s not that bitter at all. If you don’t believe me, you can try it for yourself!”
After five minutes, Lord windraiser returned. He had obviously brushed his teeth.
Lord windstroke’s expression was one of disbelief.””How do you describe the bitterness of this cassette? I wonder if you’ve ever eaten the Huang Lian su without the sugar coating? If you’ve eaten it before, I can tell you that it tastes very similar. It’s basically the feeling of chewing a Huang Liansu into pieces and swallowing it without water. It seems to be even more bitter ...”
Ignoring the “one more” comments on the bullet screen, brother tunfeng wiped the sweat off his forehead and continued to open the treasure chest.
“Alright, let’s officially open the box.”
“Open the first layer of the box. The overall layout is not bad. There are two small controllers on the left and a handheld screen on the right ...”
Mr. Tornado began to unbox the game and demonstrate it step by step, including every part, the feel, and the actual operation of the game. He introduced them all.
A lot of the audience members were watching seriously, and the comments kept coming.
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“The real one looks so beautiful. It’s just like the one in the trailer!”
“This size is just right. The screen is much bigger than a cell phone!”
“And these two controllers are so interesting. They make clicking sounds when they are plugged in and out.”
“And it’s really a seamless conversion. After inserting it into the base, the information will appear on the TV within five seconds?”
“This game looks interesting too. You can even use special hand gestures to play it?”
As Lord tornado continued to introduce the game, many people became more and more interested in the new phone and game.
Obviously, this phone was completely different from the average phone on the market, especially when the two controllers gave people a wonderful feeling.
Very soon, Lord windstroke’s unboxing experience came to an end.
He played with the phone and said,””All in all, this mobile phone gave me a very amazing feeling. You can say that it’s a brand new game console model. Strictly speaking, it can be considered a handheld device that can display images on TV, and it’s not expensive. ”
“I think, just like what the trailer said, this is indeed a game console that takes into account everyone’s feelings. It doesn’t actually have an absolute target audience, or rather, everyone is actually its potential target audience.”
“Moreover, this system unit has been sold out, which is enough to show how popular it is. If anyone wants to buy it, my suggestion is to make an appointment for the next batch immediately. This model will definitely not disappoint you!”