“Um, can I ask for an explanation?”

When I returned, Guruga and Horus were lying down. To be precise, they were in a charred state.

“Ally just gave them a little punishment.”

“But it doesn’t look like just a little punishment on their level…?”

This girl is Alisha. She’s a beautiful girl who excels in fire magic and is the youngest after Yuma.

“Ally did her best. Master isn’t praising her…?”

Wait, is this something worthy of praise?

Ally seems to lack some common sense.

“Well, I can’t really praise you for that.”

The only thing that deserves praise after being charred to a crisp is a roasted pig. Oh, and a turkey too.

“But during the fight, they broke the spare mask that Master cherished!”

What!? The newly acquired jet-black mask…!?

“Alright, good job! You did great, Ally!”

Later, I’ll make Guruga and Horus suffer a bit.

“Ally wuv you~”

Getting her head petted seems to feel good. Yeah, she’s cute like a small animal.

“I like you too, Ally.”

As a friend.

“Ally will become the master’s bride.”

“Hmm? It would be tough to become the bride of someone like me, wouldn’t it?”

Ally sometimes proposes like this. It’s probably just a joke.

“No, Ally will embrace everything about Master.”

She spreads her arms as if to accept everything.

Everything, huh? Will she accept even my ugly face?

“If anything happens, I’ll ask for your help.”

I don’t want to die alone. If I can’t get a girlfriend, I’ll ask Ally to be with me.

“Hmm, Ally and Master are now connected. In other words, Ally is the lawful wife.”

“No, only in cases of emergency.”

(TL/N:- Don’t ask me if it’s illegal; I’m just a poor translator.)

“Why is everyone looking at me with such scary faces…? Are you all unhappy that a plain-looking guy like me is getting a beautiful girl like Ally?

“Th-then, big sis volunteers to be the second wife!” Someone raised their hand for some reason.

What’s with being the second wife? Is it some kind of affair?