"Look, look! That pig from the Prime Minister's Hall is here!"
"Aiyo, her jump caused the ground to tremble three times."
"Oh my god! This is the girl! She's going to be married to Prince Ning of the Southern Kingdom! The flowers are stuck in the cow dung!"
Qiao Liangjin stood at the door of the General Zuo's mansion, her slender fingers gently caressing the little fox's fur in her arms.
He had long since heard that General Zuo and his father had always been at odds, so the banquet today wouldn't be that simple.
As the emperor's right-hand men, they were more or less restrained by the emperor. Therefore, the conflict between the two of them was not on the surface.
Qiao Liangjin looked at the Left Guard General who was bowing to his father with a fake smile.
The Left Guard General looked as if he had just seen Qiao Liangjin and asked in a stunned manner, "This is … Master Prime Minister, you must be very fond of her, right? "
Qiao Zheng maintained his doting expression as he looked at Qiao Liangjin. He was very satisfied with Qiao Liangjin's outfit today and nodded with a smile. "Of course."
Qiao Liangjin, who was standing aside sensibly, only felt lucky for a moment.
The Left Guard General's gaze suddenly darkened. This woman didn't seem like the rumored person.
Just as he was about to speak …
"Master, Master …" I missed you so much. " A big red figure was already standing in front of Qiao Liangjin.
At this very moment, the Prince was lying in Qiao Liangjin's arms like a pet.
Silence.
The whole scene was very quiet.
The noblewomen who were about to alight from their carriages also stopped in their tracks.
Everyone's mouth was wide open.
They had long since heard that Prince Su Qing had been poisoned by the gold, but they only thought it was a rumor around the alleyway. He had seen it with his own eyes! But! Afraid! It was done!
Qiao Liangjin didn't seem to be surprised at all. She released her hand and rubbed her forehead as she smiled and said: "Good boy, there are so many people here, and you look like a prince. Do you hear me?"
Everyone's gaze shifted from Qiao Liangjin to Su Qing.
He didn't expect that he would shake his head and act like a spoiled child, "No no no, I want to hug you, I want to kiss you, I want to hold you high."
Puff …
The group of people spat out blood.
Qiao Zheng and General Zuo Wei coughed with all their might.
Qiao Liangjin's eyes were twitching...
Kiss... Hugging... Raise high?
Raise high? What the hell was going on?
F * ck, he's a 1.8m tall man, yet I want to raise him up high? She really didn't mind being able to send him flying with a single punch.
"Your Highness!" At that moment, Hong Liang hurriedly walked to the side of Su Qian and gently pulled his sleeve.
Qiao Liangjin rolled her eyes and said, "You b * tch."
The little fox kept wailing in his heart. It had been more than 20 years since he had last seen this little fox, and its image had been completely destroyed by this little fox.
Hong Liang looked at the expression of Qiao Liangjin, who refused to leave, and rolled her eyes. She then whispered a few words into Qiao Liangjin's ear.
Qing Qing pouted as she felt wronged. She looked at Qiao Liangjin hesitantly a few times, then nodded at the Left Guard General and walked into the mansion step by step.
Only then did everyone start to move. Those who dismounted coughed and wiped the blood from their noses.
Qiao Liangjin followed Qiao Zheng into the mansion as if nothing had happened.
The chrysanthemum feast was divided into two stages, one for the male guests and the other for the female guests.
The reception was in the back garden.
Qiao Liangjin looked at the colorful woman in front of him and smelled the fragrance of her makeup. Suddenly, she remembered that she had once watched "A Sincerity Bestowal". Everyone was dressed well and was waiting for her future mother-in-law to pick them out.
The little fox didn't seem to be used to the thick scent of makeup as it kept sneezing in Qiao Liangjin's arms.
Qiao Ya followed behind Qiao Liangjin, and when she heard the little fox sneeze, she whispered, "Big sister brought along an animal at such an occasion …"
Qiao Liangjin stopped in her tracks and turned around. She gave Qiao Ya a cold look and said, "I didn't even mind bringing you along."
Qiao Ya was choked and she rolled her eyes.
Joan of Arc didn't hear Qiao Liangjin and Qiao Ya's words clearly, she only turned her head to look at the two of them.
"Isn't this Miss Qiao? Aiya, this fox is alive!" "What a beautiful fox skin. Should I skin it to make it into a scarf after it has been raised?" A lady in plain clothes walked over with an embroidered golden round fan in her hand.
Qiao Liangjin raised her eyebrows. Oh, so someone had already declared war on her? Who was this person? Do we know each other?
"Who are you? Do we know each other? "Sigh, I think your skin is pretty good too. How about I peel it off now to make a human skin mask?" Qiao Liangjin immediately replied with a sharp mouth.
"You …" The plain-clothed woman stopped fanning herself.
"What a fool. It's already the eighth month, and he still uses a fan. Such an enchanting woman. Let me tell you, I can fight ten against one!"
When Qiao Ya and Qiao Yue-er heard that Qiao Liangjin was currently conversing with the daughter of a Prefecture Overseer in the capital, they immediately retreated far away.
They really did not want others to know that the fat woman was their elder sister.
Hearing her words, the fox in her embrace narrowed its eyes and smiled.
Fortunately, he was only a fox now, so no one could see that he was smiling.
"What a vulgar woman." The girl in plain clothes could not win against Qiao Liangjin. She flicked her sleeves and turned to leave.
"Let me tell you, my official will be here soon, don't think you're luring her with those white clothes. Oh right, don't pour wine and water on her by accident, don't twist your feet, and fall into her arms by accident."
The girl's body trembled and she turned her head around. Her eyes were like daggers as they stabbed Qiao Liangjin's face.
Qiao Liangjin shrugged her shoulders out of habit and revealed a smile that said she had gotten away with it.
Leaning against the teacher's chair, Qiao Liangjin was sitting with her legs crossed. She was touching the fox fur with one hand and her nose with the other.
The aroma was too strong. Her nose couldn't take it anymore, and she kept rubbing the tip of her nose.
The little fox cleared his nose continuously at Qiao Liangjin's "Achoo Achoo".
Qiao Liangjin frowned. Why did this little fox have the same problem as him? Why didn't I realize it's like this before?
The crowd of Shangguan girls walked past Qiao Liangjin with cold and mocking looks on their faces.
Qiao Liangjin felt a little depressed. She picked her nose and dug for a long time. After digging out an unknown object, she flicked her finger and the scream of an official could be heard.
Qiao Liangjin looked at her prank with satisfaction and laughed out loud. The fat all over her body was shaking as well.
Originally, he had a whole new level of respect for Qiao Liangjin, but at this moment, he felt uncomfortable. After all, this joke was rather vulgar.
He raised his head and stared at Qiao Liangjin's face.
Qiao Liangjin lowered her head to look at the little fox in her arms and grinned, "Yo, what kind of expression is that? Is it time for you to be in heat?"
When she heard this, she almost fell off her knees.
The way this woman thought, was truly not the way a normal person thought.
He protested and gently bit on the back of Qiao Liangjin's exposed hand.
Qiao Liangjin laughed and whispered, "I'm not that disgusted, that's just a small ball of mud I pinched from a flower pot before I left."
After saying so, Qiao Liangjin was stunned for a moment. Strange, why should she explain her actions to a fox?
The servant girl brought him a cup of tea. Qiao Liangjin smelled that it was her favorite Jin Xianmei, so she picked up the cup and gulped it down.
Looking at the stage opposite the lotus pond, Qiao Liangjin suddenly felt her vision become blurry.
She rubbed her eyes, sure enough, her vision began to blur. Damn it, it seems like someone just poisoned the tea.
Her mind searched with all her might, and she finally thought of a colorless and tasteless medicine, the Green Jade Tree.
Huh, I really don't know who this General Zuo was that praised her so highly and poisoned her teacup. She closed her eyes to think about it, she needed to go to the kitchen to find green bean soup now.
She stood up and whispered, "Little fox, if Lan and Zi Yan were waiting for us at the door, we would have a problem. I'm temporarily blind. I need green bean water."
Su Bai raised his head in surprise. Seeing that Qiao Liangjin's eyes were glazed over, he knew that she was not joking. He called out softly.
Qiao Liangjin steadied her mind and slowly walked to the door according to her memory. She needed to find a place where the little fox could transform into a human. Only then would she be able to find the green bean soup.
"Big Miss Qiao, where are you going?" A clear and melodious voice came from behind Qiao Liangjin.
The little fox frowned. Wasn't that Princess Yu Linglong's voice?
Qiao Liangjin searched her mind for the owner of this voice. No, she had never heard of it before, but her tone was full of ill intent.
Qiao Liangjin stopped in her tracks and did not turn around. "Miss, I want to shit, are you going?"
"What a vulgar woman. Princess, please ignore her."
"So disgusting!"
Princess? Qiao Liangjin closed her eyes. She really did not remember that she had a past with a princess.
There were more and more people behind him.
Qiao Liangjin took a deep breath, turned around and looked towards the source of the sound.
"You don't eat or drink water? Did you grow up drinking wind? This grandpa is a human, I have to piss and poop whenever I eat. What's wrong, why would I even bother about other people's pooping and farting? "
They were actually unable to refute his reasoning.
Yu Linglong looked at Qiao Lianjin from top to bottom and stared at her eyes. She did not believe that her poison was ineffective.
The little fox climbed onto Qiao Liangjin's shoulder and looked at her with hostility. Although he didn't know what had happened, he could feel the deep hostility coming from her.
Yu Linglong waved her hand and a servant girl walked over.
Yu Linglong, whose face was as white as jade, suddenly revealed a smile. "Miss Qiao is right. However, the General Zuo's estate is very big. I'll decide for myself and let this servant take you, how about it?"
Qiao Liangjin raised her hand and tilted her head as if she was looking at the fox on her shoulder. She smiled and said, "Thank you very much. I don't like people watching me go to the toilet. I'll go myself, I can't hold it in any longer, I'll be more convenient here. "
He looked like he was about to take off his underpants.