Chapter 320 Hips-Wrapped Skirt



Under the night sky of the prairie, Ming thought of a question. He looked at Schneider and Sam, "Do you believe in God?"

"We do."

Both men replied in unison.

"~"

Ming took a soft breath, then asked, "You still believe, even though the world has turned into this?"

"We do."

"Why?"

"Because it was His guidance that led us to meet you. This is the God fortune that the Almighty has brought us."

"..."

Ming was momentarily taken aback. These two were truly devout. He then looked at Schneider and asked, "What about your brothers?"

"They're the same as me."

"Ah~"

Ming rubbed his knee. This was not the answer he was expecting. Therefore, the progress of Alia's mission would have to be postponed again.

He stood up, took out a teleportation scroll, and crushed it. While waiting, he told the two of them, "Keep up the good work. I have some urgent matters to attend to."

"Boss, do you need our help?" Both men looked at their boss.

"No need. I can handle this matter by myself."

After Ming finished speaking, a white light fell from the sky, and he teleported away.

"..."

Schneider and Sam watched the place where their boss had disappeared. The former exclaimed, "What could be so urgent?"

"I don't know, but the boss said that he has properties all over the world."

Sam turned his head back, leaned back in his chair, and looked at the stars, "And also, he won't do any business below 500,000."

Schneider looked at the roast bird that was whole just a moment ago but was now only half left. He pursed his lips and nodded, "No wonder he left in such a hurry. Flying around the world, he must be very busy."

...

When Ming landed and entered his house, he fell asleep as soon as he hit the bed.

[Your Foodie woke up in a dream and saw the darkness around it. It hopped onto your bed and nestled under your armpit. It wanted to tell you that it just had a dream. It was a nightmare for it, but for Merlin, it was a sweet dream~]

[Foodie looked at you, who was sound asleep, and felt that you certainly couldn't sense its current fear. It was so sad~ Foodie felt your gentle big hand stroking its back. It felt much better and fell asleep comfortably, planning to stay away from Merlin tomorrow~]

"~"

While Ming slept with his eyes closed, he comforted Foodie at the same time.

Through its description just now, he could infer that if they went out tomorrow, they would definitely encounter a strong poison. After all, Foodie's dreams had predictive power.

However, this was actually a good thing for Ming.

Although Merlin was sometimes very toxic and even tried poison on everyone in the house, the latter sometimes were indeed quite pitiful.

But there were always two sides to a problem.

Merlin poisoned them, but they wouldn't die. Instead, they would increase their resistance to toxins.

In the end, it was actually a good thing, but the process was indeed a bit miserable.

How could they become invincible without going through hardships?

Sleep~~~

Wait for a second, Ming suddenly opened his eyes and put up all the 200 or so remaining unidentified lord-level equipment for sale on the trading channel. After all, the iron needs to be struck while it's hot.

After doing all this, he went back to sleep~~~~

Ming fell asleep to the continuous sounds of money being credited into his account. This sleep was very comfortable.

The next morning.

[Your Merlin walks into the room, sees you hugging Foodie in sleep, hops onto the bed, and lands between you and Foodie while croaking~ New poison is here~]

[Your Foodie is still dreaming, feeling like its head is about to explode. It's not painful, but very confusing, and its whole body is cold~ It wonders if you are playing some kind of trick. It opens its eyes and sees Merlin. My dear sister, you are really poisoning us early in the morning~]

[Merlin nudges Foodie, sees you with a furrowed brow and a rich variety of facial expressions open your eyes, croaks, Ming, good morning, don't you feel spirited~]

"…"

Ming threw Foodie out of the room, and gently put Merlin on the ground.

Spirited?

After recovering consciousness from being poisoned, you ask if I'm spirited.

He knew that this should be a new toxin synthesized from the prairie poison flowers and poisonous grass she had extracted yesterday, but he felt that he was getting more and more used to it.

While brushing his teeth, he opened the chat channel to see if there were any useful messages, some of which were related to him.

[**9527: "Everyone, today is an important day for me. I snatched ten pieces of equipment from Ming. Come on, give me your good luck. I want to conduct ten consecutive identifications on the big guy's equipment!"]

[**Bird11: "Ten consecutive identifications? Where did you get so many identification scrolls?"]

[**12: "Yeah, I only have three identification scrolls so far."]

[**9527: "I won't hide it from you, I dug them up from treasure maps. Alright, I'm starting now!"]

"…"

Ming was also quite curious

He also paid attention to the equipment he had sold before,  and he was surprised to find that many people had identified purple equipment, but there were also those who identified blue ones, and most of them had exclusive attributes.

Looking at it this way, they weren't losing out. It was only 3000 gold coins after all, just that the identification scrolls were a bit heartbreaking to part with.

[**9527: "I——damn! I got an orange one!!"]

[**Bird11: "You're a plant, right?"]

[**12: "Plant~"]

[**24: "Plant!!"]

[**9527: "I'm not a plant, I'm putting it up for sale on the trading line, go see it for yourselves!"]

"…"

Ming was also quite curious and clicked on the trading line listing area.

[Exclusive for Anael's Tangerine Hips-Wrapped Leather Skirt >>> Starting price: 100 million gold coins >>> Buy It Now price: 100 million gold coins]

"…"

100 million gold coins, this equipment was indeed very strong, but nobody would be willing to spend so much money on an orange item, right?

Most importantly, 9527 really identified an orange item because the first owner of the equipment was indeed his own name: Ming.

He curiously clicked to check the properties:

[Exclusive for Anael's Tangerine Hips-Wrapped Leather Skirt]

[All attributes +79]

[Exclusive property: Sexy Tangerine, after putting it on, everyone will think you are attractive. People with lower spirits than you will take the initiative to get close to you.]

[Exclusive Property: Tempting Sight, because of the hips-wrapped design, people with lower spirits than you will keep their eyes on you.]

[Exclusive Property: Same-Sex Jealousy, when females see you wearing the leather skirt, they will feel jealous and will struggle to control their impulse to hit you.]

[Description: Anael used to be a sexy barmaid. Later, because she was deceived by her boyfriend, she shot her boyfriend. She was not discovered by the police, but she indulged in binge eating and drinking due to stress, and her figure deteriorated...]

[First Owner: Ming]

[Second Owner: **9527]

"…"

These properties... are actually quite good~

[**11: "Damn, it's really orange."]

[**12: "9527, are you male or female?"]

[**24: "This hips-wrapped skirt... are you going to wear it? Or maybe you should sell it?"]

[**9527: "Sell? No way, this is the only orange item I have, why the hell would I sell it? What's wrong with a man wearing a skirt? Is there something wrong with it?"]

Nothing's wrong.

But, if it's a tangerine hips-wrapped skirt... it seems, there's nothing wrong either~ It might even be quite snug~ Who knows?