Chapter 350 How The Hell Am I, A Man, Supposed To Seduce It?



[Your Merlin passes by the left ankle of the zombie, releasing toxins. These are extracted and synthesized from the plants Wenshu Orchid and Wheat Fairy. The effect is motion impairment and muscle soreness, accompanied by symptoms of vomiting, diarrhea, and dizziness~]

[Merlin looks at the zombie who continues to walk forward, telling you not to panic, the toxins always have a progression... Merlin catches up with the zombie and passes by its right ankle, releasing the toxin of Fire Serpent's Kiss. This is a toxin synthesized from the Black Mamba, Inland Taipan, King Cobra, Death Adder, Brown Eastern Australian snake, Silver Ring snake, and Tiger snake. The effect is to obstruct nerve signals leading to paralysis, while also causing vision impairment, accompanied by dizziness, numbness, severe pain, and other symptoms~]

[Merlin tells you, you see, it's starting to walk sideways, right?~]

"..."

Ming stood up straight, watching the zombie moving left and right. Indeed, his own frogs are the most reliable. 

The weakness... sigh... it's just useless junk...

"Don't pretend to be dead over there, come and fight."

"Heh heh~"

Raoul, Frank, and Lopene quickly come behind him.

Ming turned his head, "Have you forgotten that you are puppets? Do you have a master to block the knife for you?"

"Heh heh~"

The three puppets put Ming behind them.

[Your Merlin sees the zombie's steps becoming slow. It knows that this is the onset of toxicity. To be on the safe side, Merlin comes in front of the zombie, don't be afraid, this is the last strong medicine~]

[Your Merlin jumps up, and passes by the knee of the zombie, releasing the toxin of Mushroom Fantasy, a synthesis of all the poisonous mushrooms it has encountered... Little Strawberry looks at you, Qin, you can start fighting~]

Thud!

The lascivious monk zombie collapsed to the ground, spitting out black-green foam from his mouth, his whole body convulsing and muscles stiffening.

Hisss Hisss Hisss!!

Ming took out a chainsaw and ordered the three puppets, "Kill!" Immediately, the man and the three puppets ganged up and started an unlimited assault on the zombie.

[Your Da Vinci comes to Merlin's side, "You've used all the stored toxins. What will you do if you encounter danger in the future?" Merlin looks at you holding the chainsaw, ruthlessly cutting, and tells Da Vinci, "We have Ming~"]

[Foodie comes to Merlin's side, with its somewhat deflated belly, " I can protect you too. Although I like you without poison, you are most attractive when you're poisonous~"]

"Keep fighting!"

Ming stepped out of the fight, came to Merlin's side, crouched down, and held it in his palm, kissing the top of its head, "Don't worry, I promise to plant a field of inexhaustible poisonous flowers and herbs for you in the future, and provide you with an endless supply of poisonous bugs and creatures."

[Your Merlin is tired and falls asleep in your palm~]

[Da Vinci tells the infatuated Foodie, "See, this is opposite-sex attraction, same-sex repulsion..." Foodie nods, "But, Ming and Merlin have no future~"]

[Da Vinci nods, "So, we have to catch more beautiful female zombies for Ming, to keep him straight~" Foodie nods heavily, "Right~"]

Ming looked disdainfully at the two frogs on the ground and placed Merlin on Foodie's back, "You guys go rest a bit further away. After I've dealt with the situation here, we'll go home."

[Merlin tells Foodie in a daze, "Go to the pool and play with the little turtle, ask it if it wants to come home with us..." Foodie nods, "Yeah, it's the only one left here, it must be very lonely~"]

[Da Vinci looks at you, "Ming, be careful~"]

"~"

After watching the frogs leave, Ming prepares to join the battle group. It's really the frogs, the weaknesses just don't work.

At this moment, the lascivious monk zombie is like meat on the chopping board, allowing people to slaughter. After the experience of bridging the Trickster level BOSS last time, he doesn't intend to give up the agility of his left hand and plans to bridge this zombie.

The Trickster level gives him the feeling that it's impossible to successfully bridge a zombie of this level.

Boom!

A loud noise sounded, and Ming turned to look. He saw that the zombie, whose defense value had been reduced to zero, had stood up again, and its eyes had turned from orange to a pale red glow, advancing again!

Ming quickly used the Hawk Eye to inspect:

[Lewd * Fierce * Obsessed Lustful Monk]

[Trickster Level BOSS]

[Defense Value: 300,000/300,000]

[All Attributes: ?]

[Exclusive Skill: Toad Gong]

[Exclusive Skill: One Finger Vajra]

[Exclusive Skill: ?]

[..........]

[Exclusive Talent: Put Down the Butcher Knife, Become a Buddha on the Spot]

[Exclusive Talent: If Not Become a Buddha, Then Become a Demon]

[Exclusive Talent: Pure Land]

[Exclusive Talent: ?]

[...]

[Weakness: Just hurt his self-esteem, let me recover~]

"~"

The defense value had been reduced to zero, triggering the zombie's [If Not Become a Buddha, Then Become a Demon] talent. Damn!

Thud!

A muffled sound.

[Puppet Lopene has been hit by the zombie's One Finger Vajra, forced to stand still...]

"Return!"

Ming immediately went forward and put Lopene into the warehouse. It was carrying all his assets, and he couldn't afford any mishaps. At the same time, he took out a tent with a cooling time recovery function and covered himself and the lustful monk inside it.

"Car!"

Ming summoned a car, and a bus appeared thunderously. He didn't hesitate to exit the tent and closed the tent door. The ammunition capacity of the bus is enough to deal with you.

Tent durability -500

Tent durability -1000

…

"Frank, summon a tactical missile and bomb that tent!"

As Ming gave the command, he retreated quickly with Raoul and Frank. The moment the tent was about to collapse, he took out his phone and dialed it. Frank, who was standing on the side, raised his hand to summon a tactical missile.

Boom————

A huge explosion sounded, and the bus inside the tent exploded. The buzzing sound echoed in his ears. The zombie crawled out of the pit and walked out of the smoke and dust.

Defense value: 23/300,000.

Whoosh!

The tactical missile arrived.

Boom——————

Explosion, shock, smoke, rising again!

Ming shook his head, trying to get rid of the buzzing. The zombie jumped up and landed. Its body swelled and made a 'giggle' sound, and once again used the Toad Skill.

Defense value: 13/300,000.

The zombie crawled out of the smoke, facing the lion-headed, horned Raoul and the sharp-beaked werewolf Frank, realizing one person was missing.

"Heh~"

At this moment, a voice sounded behind it, and at the same time, it felt a chill in its lower abdomen, followed by a piercing pain. Its life gate was hit, and it deflated.

Ming, who had already activated his extreme dodge, immediately jumped to a distance, taking out a handkerchief and wiping the surface of his right shoe, "The same move, you want to use twice, you are really underestimating me~"

Buzz!

Roar!

The deflated zombie suddenly stood up, releasing a wave of air from its body. Then its upper body began to shake violently, especially its head, shaking out afterimages. Its body was getting bigger, its head was multiplying, and its arms were clawing.

Roar!

The next instant, it stopped shaking.

"Holy sh*t~"

Ming saw that the zombie in front of him had turned into a three-headed, six-armed monster.

What kind of talent has it triggered again?

Fortunately, it didn't evolve.

This... seems like good news... heh~

The next moment, the three-headed, six-armed monster appeared in front of him, with six fists coming at his face at the same time.

Bang Bang Bang Bang!!

With a series of muffled sounds, Ming watched as Raoul, who was blocking him, looked pained, propping himself up with both arms and winking at him.

[Puppet Raoul is looking at you... Master, dodge quickly...]

[Puppet Raoul lifts his hand and sweeps you flying...]

[...]

Ming rolled to his feet and opened the bandage on his left hand, "Damn it, I don't believe I can't kill you even if I spend 20 million today!"

[Weakness: I understand, it's a lustful monk who is addicted, you should seduce it, make it addicted...]

"~"

My god, this is a really ingenious idea, you really dare to think, weaknesses!

How the hell am I, a man, supposed to seduce it?

Bang!

Raoul rolled over and fought with the lustful zombie, its arms pinned by the zombie's four arms, and the other two fists were hitting its head like crazy.

"Frank, go help, Raoul!"