"..."
Seeing Hugh Jackman's bright smile on the tattered underwear, Huang Chang was speechless for a while.
He knew that Deadpool and Wolverine were good friends, but it would be too gay to have each other's face tattooed on their underwear...
Something is wrong with this guy!
"Don't look at me with such weird eyes. Although I surrendered, I will not sell myself."
Looking at Huang Chang's weird eyes, Deadpool couldn't help but talk, and at the same time stared at the drug funds, and said, "Unless...you give enough money."
"Shut up!"
Looking at the chattering Deadpool, Huang Chang waved a magic whip impatiently, directly tied Deadpool's mouth, making Rang hesitate for a while.
"Um?"
But at this moment, a faint sense of crisis suddenly emerged from Huang Chang's heart. His pupils shrank slightly, and when he looked carefully, he saw that although Deadpool seemed to surrender to him, in fact, there were strips of black venom extending from behind. Tentacles, these tentacles have been entangled with some munitions in the room, even bombs/bombs.
This is the largest drug lair in the Big Apple City, and there are not only a large number of drugs in it, but also a large amount of arms and even explosives. The power of these explosives is enough to send the entire underground base and the nightclub above it directly to the sky!
At this moment, the lunatic Deadpool obviously wants to detonate all the explosives here to get away.
Anyway, he has an immortal body, let alone this little explosive, even a nuclear bomb can't kill him.
As for whether the venom on his body would die in the explosion because he was afraid of the flames... He didn't even care about his own life and death. What does the life and death of the venom have to do with him, Mr. Deadpool?
"Hahaha, I forced Uncle Deadpool to take off his underwear, now I'm sending you a big firework!"
The next moment, with Deadpool's loud laugh, all those explosives were detonated by him.
Rumble!
In an instant, a violent explosion happened, and the terrifying shock wave and flames flooded the entire underground base, burning everything, and destroying the nightclub above, turning it into raging flames. Many men and women were also buried in the sea of flames, and everything seemed to be hell.
"What a lunatic..."
Outside the scene of the fire, looking at the nightclub engulfed in flames, Huang Chang shook his head speechlessly.
With his ability, this level of explosion could not threaten him at all. He had already exited the basement almost the moment Deadpool detonated the explosives. As for the aftermath of the subsequent explosion, he naturally could not break through him. The protective spell in the Emperor's Book".
Deadpool is worthy of being Deadpool, with an immortal body and a cute head, no one knows what crazy thing this guy will do in the next moment.
But then, he shifted his gaze to a mutilated 'charred corpse' in the fire scene, and the corner of his mouth curled up slightly.
This guy is still too naive. He really thinks he can get rid of himself with this method?
Afterwards, Huang Chang shook his head, moved his body, and disappeared.
...
"It hurts, hurts, hurts..."
After an unknown amount of time, in the morgue in the Big Apple City, one of the nearly a hundred charred corpses suddenly sat up, and then yelled and got up.
This charred corpse was none other than the Deadpool who had detonated the explosives in an attempt to trap Huang Chang.
This guy has an almost absolute immortal body, and those violent explosions can at most just make him "sleep" for a while, and he will be able to fully recover in a short time.
But the pain of explosions and flames cannot be avoided.
Perhaps it is also the pain of suffering countless deaths, coupled with the ability to break the fourth wall and see clearly the authenticity of the world, that makes the originally normal Deadpool become so crazy.
"Damn, it's all right now, I can go directly to cosplay Freddy at the Halloween party without makeup."
Looking at the scorched body and enduring the astonishing pain, Deadpool can still laugh: "That guy is also pretty popular, he has released more movie series than this uncle, and he might be a good cosplayer."
Just the next moment, his smile froze, because a faint voice sounded from not far behind him: "No, compared to Freddy, you are still short of an iron claw, and he is shorter than you..."
"Fuck, why are you here!"
Hearing this familiar voice, Deadpool was startled. He turned his head and saw a young man wearing a medical suit of a forensic doctor and a mask standing behind him, holding a sharp knife in his hand. scalpel.
"As a forensic doctor, autopsy is my duty."
Huang Chang glanced at Deadpool lightly, and said, "Tell me, how did you get the venom on your body, and why do you know Peter Parker...it's unreasonable."
According to the timeline of this Marvel world, there may be Deadpool in this era, but there is absolutely no Spider-Man. In this case, how can Deadpool know Spider-Man's name?
Even if you can break the fourth wall, you won't be able to predict the future, right?
Because of this, Huang Chang was very curious about Deadpool's origin and ability, so after the nightclub exploded, he returned to his residence, and then restored to his original state, and dealt with the "victims" according to his duties. corpse.
In this way, Deadpool naturally fell into his hands.
"Don't you also know about little spiders..."
Deadpool pursed his lips, as if he didn't care much about Huang Chang's threat to him; "As for the reason... let me think about it, or... let me explain it to you using quantum mechanics?"
"Indecision, quantum mechanics."
"I can't explain it, travel through time and space."
Hearing Deadpool's words, Huang Chang suddenly thought of the words commonly used by fans of comics, and then a cold light flashed in his eyes: "Either you came from the future, or you are not from this world!"
Speaking of this, Huang Chang's eyes became colder and colder: "No matter what kind, you shouldn't exist in this world."
A Deadpool who can predict the future and break the fourth wall is undoubtedly a huge variable. More importantly, this guy is crazy, so just in case, Huang Chang decided to kill this guy first.
Even if you can't really kill him, you have to find a way to seal him, and then slowly concoct it!
"Tch, aren't you the same? There is no one like you in the Marvel script..."
Regarding Huang Chang's threat and murderous intent, Deadpool was noncommittal and curled his lips. Obviously he didn't think Huang Chang could kill him: "Maybe you are a dead-on-the-job, and this uncle is popular with two independent movies." Character, you don't even know how many fans this uncle has..."
"Ah……"
Looking at the dead waiter who didn't get in, Huang Chang's eyes became colder and colder. With the help of the spell, the white coat and mask on his body changed into his best-fitting suit, and he was ready to attack at the same time.
"Damn it, it's you!"
However, the next moment, when Deadpool saw Huang Chang's handsome face, he seemed to see a monster, his eyes widened suddenly, and he exclaimed, "Why are you here?"
"Um?!"
Hearing Deadpool's exclamation, Huang Chang was startled, and then his pupils shrank: "You know me?"
PS: The update is here, continue to code, and prepare to explode!