Chapter 4 I'm Really Not a Broom Star
"Qiao Yi, as the head of the family, you are really shameless to hide behind a man."
Joy was speechless.
She was watching the excitement, but she didn't expect that the flames of war would burn to her so soon.
"Which eye of yours saw me hiding behind a man?"
Before Mu Daju could speak, Qiao Yi seemed to suddenly think of something, and suddenly realized: "That's right, you really can't see me."
Hearing what Qiao Yi said, everyone's eyes focused on Mu Daju.
Not to mention, Mu Daju really can't see his eyes on his fat face.
Mu Daju saw a group of people watching the excitement, and they all focused their eyes on her, as if she had been stripped naked to spy on her. This made her quite uncomfortable, and wondered why she didn't read the almanac when she went out today.
Didn't expect Qiao Yi, who is usually easy to bully, to be so talkative today.
"You broom star, what's the use of being smart? Hurry up and lose money."
"Losing money? It's funny, why should I lose money to you? My mistress is right. Whose father has you seen give birth? Also, what is a bastard?"
Hearing Qiao Yi say about my mistress, a suspicious blush appeared on Mu Xuan's face.
Qiao Yi looked at Mu Daju with a half-smile.
Mu Daju's scalp tingled as she stared at her faintly.
I was a little scared in my heart, but when I thought of the village chief, I suddenly became more confident.
"No one around you is having a good time, what are you if you are not a broom star?"
"Heh!" Joey was out of breath.
This is simply absurd.
Didn't the original owner accidentally bump into Mu Daju molesting the widow brother at the west end of the village?
(It’s not just molesting, it’s obviously fighting with goblins. I was so frightened by Joey that I almost broke my nerves, so much so that I was a little frightened when I was with the man in the family. It’s no wonder if I don’t hold grudges against Joey!)
"So, if I call you Sister Mu, I wish you good health and longevity, and a long life, will you..."
Hearing One Night Yu Shinan, the women looked ambiguous, while the men looked shy.
Only Mu Xuan glared at Qiao Yi.
Shameless! !
Before Qiao Yi could finish speaking, a childish and anxious voice came from outside.
"Mother, mother, hurry home and have a look, our bull is about to give birth."
Following the voice, it was a male doll about eight or nine years old. His face was flushed at this time, and he was panting heavily with his hands on his knees, which showed how anxious he was running.
Mu Daju was overjoyed when he heard this, and turned around and ran home regardless of the fact that the village chief was still there.
This Mu Daju was already fat, and his whole body was shaking when he walked, and he couldn't see his feet clearly.
In this anxiety, I fell on a small rock the size of a fingernail.
Turning his whole body, he got down on the ground, and then rolled towards the river along the ramp at the entrance of Mu's house.
From a distance, it looks like a huge ball spinning and rolling.
This is a good road, but I have to take a rough path, not to mention rolling grass leaves, and rolling onto a hedgehog.
There was a scream that almost resounded throughout the world, and the ball continued to roll without stopping.
Looking at the crushed hedgehog stuck to Mu Daju's body, Qiaoyi mourned for it for a second.
This hedgehog did a good job, and he deserved his death.
Then only heard "bang" and "click", the sound fell, Mu Daju screamed and rolled into the river.
At this time, the village head had come to his senses, and immediately called the surrounding villagers to help fish Mu Daju out of the river.
Fortunately, the water by the river is not deep.
But even so, everyone still used their best efforts to get Mu Daju.
Afterwards, some villagers began to press Mu Daju's stomach hard, and waited for her to choke several mouthfuls of river water before giving up.
"Oh, my legs, my waist, my whole body hurts. Joey, you bastard, it's all because of you, it's all because of you."
As soon as he finished choking on the water, Mu Daju started howling.
At this time, Mu Daju was in a state of embarrassment, and almost his whole body was covered with crayfish.
Qiaoyi touched his nose and looked at the village chief.
As a result, the village head immediately took a step back.
Then look at the villagers.
However, the villagers who came to see the excitement also took a step back.
This made Joey a little dumbfounded.
What's the matter?
Really thought she was a broom star?
"The village chief..." Joey wanted to defend himself.
As a result, the village head gave a shock, calling people to take Mu Daju and run away.
"Hey, hey, village chief, please walk slowly and watch your step."
It's okay if Qiao Yi didn't say what he was worried about, but when he said it, the village chief immediately trembled and sprained his ankle.
Now people walk faster.
Seeing that everyone was gone, even Mu Daju, who was covered with "monsters" all over his body, was dragged away. Qiao Yi turned to look at the four Mu family brothers.
"that…"
I saw the four of them nodding together in a gesture that I understand.
This made Joey quite helpless.
She is really not a broom star, this is just a coincidence, really a coincidence.
The innocent look on Joy's face, together with the shining blue earrings on her left ear, made her quite charming at this time.
"I'm really not a broom star."
Even though the four of them nodded together, Joey still felt the need to explain.
Seeing that Qiao Yi took a step closer, the four of them immediately took a step back as if they had been trained.
Even the youngest Mu Xuan, who usually explodes and has a temper like a firecracker, is too honest.
Qiao Yi was very annoyed when he saw this.
"You guys are going too far."
Leaving this sentence behind, he turned and entered the thatched cottage.
Seeing Qiao Yi go back to the house angrily, the four of them looked at each other.
Fourth Mu Chen: The wife-lord seems to be angry.
The third child, Mu Xuan: (rolls his eyes) Nonsense, it doesn’t seem like it’s angry.
Boss Mu Qing:...
Second Mu Yun: What should I do?
The third child Mu Xuan: (snorting coldly) Cold salad. Uh, what are you all looking at me for?
Mu Chen, Mu Yun, Mu Qing: Go inside and have a look.
The third child Mu Xuan: No.
Fourth Mu Chen: I remember the day before yesterday that someone seemed to be...
The third child Mu Xuan: I'll go! !
Mu Xuan walked into the room with a tangled face, and saw Qiao Yi sitting on the wooden bed staring blankly at the roof in a daze.
Joy like this made Mu Xuan quite uncomfortable.
Now he would rather Joey beat and scold him than Joey like this.
Suddenly, Mu Xuan felt that he was a bitch.
It feels really bad not to be beaten for a few days.
Shaking his head, shaking away the messy thoughts.
"You are really amazing. You made that Mu Daju look like that in just a few words, scaring even the village chief away."
Joy: (rolls eyes) Is this comforting me?
"Don't worry, even if you are a bastard, we are not afraid, anyway, there is nothing worse than us."
Joy: What if she has the urge to beat someone up?
Is this called comfort?
Aren’t you just rubbing salt in the wound?
It should be torn open the wound, and then sprinkled a handful of salt.
"At least the broom star is very powerful, and he can send away such a difficult person with a few words."
Joy: (Fist is ready) I can't bear it anymore, I really want to punch someone.
Take a deep breath and let yourself not be angry.
"you…"
Seeing that Mu Xuan was still talking, Qiao Yi stood up immediately.
"I'll go to the foot of the mountain to see if there's anything I can eat."
As soon as the voice fell, Qiao Yi had already left the room, then took a basket, glared at the three people lying in the corner, and then left quickly.
(end of this chapter)