Volume 3.5, Special Bulletin — Tekken—senseis Life Counseling Chatroom

Volume 3.5, Special Bulletin: Tekken-sensei's Life Counseling Chatroom

TETSUJIN: Allow me to answer every student's problems.

3rd year, student T-mura Y-saku's problems.

Tekken-sensei, please listen to my troubles.

Actually, I have someone I like. This person looks really cute, and is really popular, but K-sheeta H-yoshi-san's gender seems to be designated as a guy.

If so, have I become a homosexual?

Sensei, please tell me what to do.

Tekken-sensei's suggestion.

Sorry, but you just gave me a shocking question, and I don't really know what to say. Truthfully, I'm starting to wonder whether I should have this special bulletin at all. Since you like that person, there should be a twin sister as well. If you're only attracted by his appearance, why don't you confess to his sister? If you're not attracted by his appearance but his personality--you have to calm down and think through it carefully. Though there's a certain group of students who believe in the rumor that 'he's of the 3rd gender 'Hideyoshi', so there's nothing to do with homosexuality', but sensei hopes that you don't get fooled by these rumors. Sensei really wishes for you to have a healthy school life.

2nd year, student K-bo T-mitsu's problems,

Recently, no matter whether I'm awake or sleeping, my mind seems to be thinking of a certain person's figure. As long as I can see him—Y-shii A-hisa-san's smile, I really feel happy.

When I see him sad, I will feel sad as well. But the person's of the same gender…

Are my feelings towards him love?

Tekken-sensei's suggestion.

Did you mind get severely affected recently or something? Even if you don't have any memory of hitting your head, sensei will still recommend that you go for a medical check-up. It's never too late to talk about what homosexuality problems.

2nd year, student S-mizu M-haru's problems.

Ever since I was a 1st year, I had an onee-sama that I truly loved. However, my onee-sama got tricked by a guy recently.

Please tell me what should I do to eliminate that guy?

Tekken-sensei's suggestion.

DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT OTHER THAN HOMOSEXUALITY ISSUES!!!???