Chapter 275： What is the origin of diarrhea? ?

Chapter 275 What is the Patriarch of Diarrhea! ?

"ah?"

 “Ah this.”

　　“Ah? What kind of crazy scene is this!?”

At this moment, both the audience at the scene and the audience watching the live broadcast opened their mouths wide and made a sound of "Huh?"

 Normally, it is difficult for them to imagine what it is like for a tree to have diarrhea, or what it is like for a fierce tiger to have constant diarrhea.

 But at this moment, they all witnessed it with their own eyes!

 “嘤!”

Tuantuan closed his eyes the moment the fierce tiger was about to "ejaculate", and a trace of red appeared on his white and soft cheeks. He didn't know whether it was shyness or excitement.

 “叽?”

The little blue bird who was preparing to draw a spiritual painting saw this scene and couldn't help but want to complain like crazy.

 Are you blushing like a bubble teapot? This is all caused by you!

 “Xiba! It’s those glutinous rice bullets!”

Park Soo-yeon now wants to kill someone. It doesn't matter whether she loses or wins this game.

The course of this game will definitely become a highlight of this World College Student Yuling Championships!

She can imagine that tomorrow, no, even today, all major media platforms around the world will report news like "In the World Championships, the spiritual beast of the Shadow Country player actually pooped in public!"

 She has brought shame to the Shadow University and even the Shadow Kingdom!

 “Green shade purifies!”

However, as a spiritual master who is actually 30 years old, she has quite a lot of combat experience. After calming down, she gave the order to Qian Teng Gushu again.

Qian Teng Ancient Tree endured the physical discomfort and gave himself a shot of green shade to purify himself.

However, this high-level wood-type move that had frequently performed well before was ineffective at this moment!

 Green light spreads all over the body, but the physical discomfort has not diminished by half!

 The effect of diarrhea comes from the effect of the entry [clean and hygienic]. It is not a toxin, but more like the power of some rules! Nature will not be affected by green shade purification!

 “Fierce tiger, burning in flames!”

Park Soo-yeon's pupils and hair turned red. She activated her spirit-controlling talent, Searing, which was an enhanced spirit-controlling talent. She wanted to make a last-ditch effort.

 “Ouch…”

 The fierce tiger roared and pulled, and its body was ignited with high-temperature and blazing flames, but the flames were quickly extinguished the moment they rose.

 I saw Liehu completely collapsed on the ground. The severe pain in his stomach and **** made him unable to perform strenuous exercise, let alone release his moves!

Seeing this scene, all the spirit beasts of the spiritual masters in the audience felt a chill.

These seemingly inconspicuous glutinous rice bullets are actually such terrifying things!

“I would rather fight Chen Mo’s wish-making white fox than the Zongling of Time!”

Off the field, the spiritual beasts of the university teams from other countries were trembling. They did not want to face the blackened group.

 The dark cuisine that is self-aiming and has a "diarrhea" effect means that you have to undergo tremendous torture when you play.

 “Dirty, really dirty!”

"you you!"

Park Soo-yeon was so angry that she could not speak. She had no idea that these seemingly inconspicuous glutinous rice bullets would have such a side effect!

At this moment, although the Fierce Tiger and the Qianteng Ancient Tree have not fallen down, their bodies have fallen into collapse due to severe diarrhea, their wills cannot be concentrated at all, and they have completely lost their ability to attack.

 They begged their spiritual masters in their hearts to admit defeat and end the game so that they could end their torture as soon as possible.

 But Park Soo-yeon was not reconciled, she did not want to admit defeat like this.

 Her spirit beast has not completely collapsed yet, maybe the diarrhea effect will end in the next second?

As if feeling the thoughts of his spiritual master, Liehu's eyes flashed with sadness and disappointment, but he took the initiative to give up the struggle and closed his eyes.

The ancient Qianteng tree next to him also took the initiative to fall silent.

"you…"

 "Fire Tiger, Sento Ancient Tree has lost the ability to fight! Bai Ze University wins the first round!"

 Seeing this, the referee announced the result of the game.

 “嘤!”

 Tuantuan took the initiative to help relieve the diarrhea of ​​the two spirit beasts and did not continue to "torture" them.

 Competition second, friendship first!

 It is still very kind.

 “Xi Ba! How can the Eastern Xia spiritual master use such despicable methods!”

 “Despicable, so despicable!”

 In the waiting area, other contestants from Siying University cursed one after another.

These Dongxia people are so shameless!

 All over the world, except for the audiences from the film-stealing countries, audiences from other countries laughed unconsciously after watching this game.

I didn't expect that the Zongling of Time, which seemed harmless to humans and animals, would be so "dirty".

 “Hahahahahahahahahahaha I’m laughing so hard.”

 “Tuantuan is good or bad, I like it so much!”

“Speaking of which, Zongling of Time’s move is a bit unexplainable!”

“I like this kind of dirty routine, but it seems difficult to replicate it. Does anyone know the name of the move that gives 100% diarrhea?”

 …

In an instant, barrage flew like snowflakes, and many spiritual masters were discussing how to defeat this move.

“Then let’s invite the next contestant to come on, meow!”

Neon Cat couldn't help laughing when he saw the scene of "pulling each other" before, and now he almost said "please invite the next victim to come on".

 The meaning expressed in this way is more precise, it is just a little insulting.

  —

 Shadow Kingdom Resting Area.

 “Who’s going next?”

Park Xiuyan looked very bad and asked with a straight face.

“Ahem, senior Quan Chan just said that I’m not strong enough. He must be eager to play, right?”

The fat Jiang Minjun said.

“Nishiba! Didn’t you say before that you wanted to abuse people from Baize University? Now the opportunity has come, come on!”

Quan Can said excitedly.

The remaining four players plus one substitute shirk each other, and no one wants to be a victim.

 No one is willing to play before they think of a way to deal with the "glutinous rice dumplings".

 This is not as simple as losing the game, it is really the death of the club! Die in front of the spiritual masters from all over the world!

Even their spiritual beasts have resistance written on their faces.

 They don’t want to “poop in public”!

“Did a mere food-based spiritual beast scare you like this?”

Park Soo-yeon sneered.

 The rest of the people were cursing secretly in their hearts.

If you were so good, how could you be defeated by the opponent in such a dejected manner?

 If you can win, you won’t shift all the pressure onto them.

While Shadow University was discussing who should play next, Binglan was constantly stacking armor on the arena.

 Ice crystal barrier, frozen heart, frost wall...

 A series of defensive moves were condensed in mid-air, guarding it and the group in the center.

The rules of this competition are that when the attacker is not on stage, the spiritual beasts on the defender's side can restore their spiritual power and make various arrangements on the field.

You can even use beneficial buffs.

 So basically after one player's spirit beasts are defeated, the second player will appear seamlessly, without giving the opponent any chance to recover or breathe.

However, due to internal disagreements within the Shadow University, a strange scene occurred.

 “嘤!”

Looking at the dense protective measures around her, Tuantuan felt full of security.

 “Ji!” (With this time, I can draw several spiritual paintings!)

 The little blue bird was a little unwilling.

 It wanted to draw spiritual paintings, but was stopped by Chen Mo.

“There are plenty of opportunities for performance. There is no need to use spiritual paintings to deal with these shrimp soldiers and crab generals.”

 “Spiritual Painter” is one of Binglan’s trump cards, and Chen Mo doesn’t want to reveal it so early yet.

It is better to stack the armor first. This round of the glutinous rice dumplings mainly attacked and dealt with the Scandal country. The main thing is a mental injury!

 About 5 minutes later, the second contestant from the Shadow University arrived belatedly.

He is an "uncle" with a relatively fat body. He is at least one round older than Chen Mo.

Of course, this is indeed the case. He is already 31 years old. It was just that Shadow Kingdom helped him change his age so that he was only 25 years old.

One of the spiritual beasts he summoned was the Night Shadow Rat, which is a national treasure-level spiritual beast of the Shadow Country and is generally only owned by members of the top chaebols.

Similar to ender cats, they have the ability to hide in shadows.

Moreover, the Night Shadow Rat is very fast and has strong dodge ability!

The player opposite named Jiang Minjun obviously wanted to use this method to counter Tuantuan's Nuomi machine gun.

 Seeing the opponent send Shushu to the stage, Chen Mo felt a little regretful.

It's a pity that he has just contracted with Jasmine. If he is cultivated for a few months, he will be able to put on a good cat-and-mouse show!

 “Latent Shadow!”

 The moment the battle began, Jiang Minjun issued an attack order.

The Night Shadow Rat turned into a thick black shadow, trying to sneak into the shadow of Jiang Minjun's other spiritual beast, the Tairan Turtle.

  But Tuantuan, who was well prepared, used "bullet time" at the first opportunity.

 The three stars hovering around it burst out with golden light at the same time, and then the scene around the shulker seemed like a movie with the pause button pressed.

 Time stands still!

At this moment, the latent shadow of the Shadow Rat was just halfway released, so a very hilarious scene appeared. The Night Shadow Rat was "stuck in the wall".

Most of its body has turned into shadow and hid inside the shadow, but its head is still outside.

 “Squeak!?”

An ominous premonition suddenly arose in Ye Shadow Mouse's heart.

 Sure enough, in the next second.

Puff puff!

With a clear and sweet sound, a series of sticky, black glutinous rice dumplings were forcibly ejected into its mouth.

Even though it closed its mouth tightly, these glutinous rice dumplings appeared directly in its mouth as if it had the ability to "pass through walls".

The "wall-penetrating" property of Nuomi bullets is not limited to this. Due to Binglan's crazy "armor stacking", Tuantuan's surroundings are already filled with various ice barriers and rock walls.

 But when the glutinous rice dumplings touched these defensive barriers, they turned into illusions and passed through them directly!

 Another feature of Gunslinger’s entry—penetration.

 Seeing this scene, Jiang Minjun’s face was filled with astonishment.

　　This is outrageous. How can your glutinous rice bullets still go through the wall?

 Auto-aiming + wall penetration, why don’t you play FPS games here! ? He's still the cheating "big brother", how can he still play with this?

 “Squeak!”

The Night Shadow Mouse planned to release the latent shadow again and blend his head into the shadow, but the strange smell of the ultimate dark food directly interrupted the release of his move.

An indescribable taste bloomed in its mouth. The Night Shadow Mouse was so disgusted that it felt like it had eaten some moldy internal organs. It almost vomited out all the food it had eaten in the past few days.

 However, one wave has not subsided, and another wave has arisen.

Soon, there was a strange feeling in its belly, as if something was about to spurt out.

The intense physical discomfort made it unable to continue to maintain the state of "latent shadow". Its figure slowly emerged from the shadows, and then began to leak.

 The Tairan turtle next to it was too big to escape in time, so it suffered first.

Almost exactly the same situation as Park Soo-yeon’s two spiritual beasts before!

 The Night Shadow Rat's small body seems to contain endless energy.

Its body was twitching constantly, and its face looked exhausted.

 Zhushu, I'm going to die!

 Seeing this scene, the spiritual masters in other teams felt a chill.

 You can offend anyone, but never offend a cook.

Especially a cook who can cook dark cuisine!

Tairan Turtle, who suffered "heavy injuries", overcame his psychological discomfort and blasted Binglan and Tuantuan with a high-pressure water cannon.

boom!

 The powerful high-pressure water flow blasted cracks in the outermost frost barrier.

The growth level of this Tairan turtle is the sixth level of command, which is also at the upper level among the spiritual beasts of the players in this World Championship, and it is mainly used for long-range attacks.

However, its full blow only barely broke half of the shield built by the little blue bird. Binglan has condensed more than a dozen such shields, and they are even continuing to condense!

 Jiang Minjun completely collapsed.

 You are only allowed to hit me, I am not allowed to hit you! ?

 The current regiment is like being in an invincible tank and cannot be defeated in a short time.

Soon, everyone looked at Tairan Turtle with excited eyes, and then turned their "guns".

  Death stare.jpg

 Tairan Turtle:! !

 Soon, Tyran Turtle became the second victim.

“A gentleman can never speak, but you are too despicable!”

Jiang Minjun said angrily and helplessly. Seeing his two spiritual beasts twitching continuously, he had no choice but to admit defeat.

 Despair, so desperate!

 “The Zongling of Time successfully defeated a contestant from the Stealing Shadow University, Meow, with his Nuomi machine gun move!”

 Neon Cat said with rare excitement:

“Is this the dominance that comes from the Great Demon King!?”

“Tears, is this the correct way to open a food-based spiritual beast?”

 Countless Yuling chefs watching the competition were excited.

For more than two hundred years, food-based spirit beasts have always been at the absolute bottom in actual battles. It is rare to see Yuling Chef and Food Spirit in official competitions.

Even in the last game, he basically plays a supporting role.

 So the vast majority of Yuling Chefs follow the pure training route.

 But now, Shi Zhiling's "100% diarrhea" instantly opened up new ideas for them.

 As long as you can make dark cooking and use it in actual combat, that’s it! It turns out that "diarrhea" is the magical skill of food-type spiritual beasts!

At this moment, Chen Mo and Tuantuan did not realize the impact of this game.

 Even later, a fighting style called "Diarrhea Flow" appeared. Many Yuling Chefs entered the arena and became a "cancer" in Yuling Battle Competitions.

 These imperial chefs all respectfully call Chen Mohe Tuantuan the founder of the "Diarrhea Liu" sect!

 (End of this chapter)