"Fine, fine, fine. You're amazing, you're awesome. You have a big chest, but I don't have a flat chest, right? Hurry up and drink it. It won't be good if it gets cold."
Nie Fei quickly said a long string of words. After finishing his sentence, he quickly passed the cup to Ye Ying, causing her to have no time to ponder the meaning behind her words.
He looked at the cup in front of him. There was a white straw floating in the cup, and there was a perfect section on the corner.
Ye Ying bit the straw and closed her eyes as if she was going all out. In one breath, she drank all the medicinal tea in the cup. When she was about to drink it, she even coughed a few times due to being too anxious.
"Slow down."
Hearing Nie Fei's words, Ye Ying's heart felt a little warm. This guy even knows how to care about people. Who knew that he would be immediately splashed with cold water by Nie Fei's next words.
"Cough, cough slowly. You cough so fiercely, the silver needles will swing around randomly when you turn around!" I won't care about it then. "
"You scoundrel! I wonder if you would care about me! "
"Why didn't I care about you? If I didn't care about you, would I be able to help you lose weight?"
Seeing Ye Ying shouting again, Nie Fei did not hold back and started shouting at her. Damn it, it's bigger than her voice, this daddy has never lost before.
Although he was a bit guilty, after all, he didn't specifically help him lose weight. It was just one kilogram, after all, he didn't especially help him lose weight. It was just one kilogram, after all, it was just one kilogram.
"You … "Hmph, you liar!"
Nie Fei was scared out of his wits by this woman's sudden words. Could she have seen through his scheme so quickly? It's impossible! His performance was flawless.
"I'm an honest man, what's going on with me? I'm a liar, don't slander me!"
He had a look of grief and indignation on his face, as if he would immediately smash the wall and kill himself if he were to continue talking about me. However, he didn't know if he would overdo it this way.
"Didn't you say that this medicinal tea is similar to Tie Guanyin!?" Why was it so bitter! You still dare to say that you're not lying to me! "
A strong bitterness reverberated across her tongue. Ye Ying was shocked in her heart. How could she so easily believe in Nie Fei? This guy is no pushover. His acting skills are definitely at the Oscar level.
"Aiyo, this is the reason!" "I really didn't lie to you. I swear to God, if I lied to you, I wouldn't have a child!"
When Nie Fei said this, he purposely emphasized the word "father." Don't blame me. I've already been dead for thousands of years, so it shouldn't be a big deal if I didn't die.
He was still a hot-blooded young man. It was impossible for him to not have some things to do.
Just when Nie Fei was trying to justify his shameless actions, Ye Ying didn't notice that Nie Fei was playing word games again.
"Then tell me! Why is this medicinal tea so bitter! "Don't forget that you're not lying to me like that, Tintin!" Ye Ying clenched her teeth. If this man didn't say what he wanted, she would let him know how formidable he was later.
"Aiya, I'm even more wronged than Dou Er. Just look and see if there's snowflakes floating outside. I have a huge hobby. When drinking tea, I like to drink those kinds of drinks."
In order to complement his performance, Nie Fei took out some tea from under the tea table and placed it in a glass.
"Just take a look!" It will only taste good if you put so many tea leaves in. When I'm in the heat of the day, I like this kind of iron-clad, thick and useless Tie Guanyin the most. Oh, it's like lowering the fire to extinguish the heat of the summer, why are you so angry, you're about to explode if you can't even say a few words.
He added water to the glass filled with tea, and soon the colorless, transparent water turned a rich brown, a stark contrast to the glass.
Seeing the doubtful expression in Ye Ying's eyes, Nie Fei clenched his teeth and stomped his foot. Then, he raised his head and drank the cup of tea to his stomach.
"See, I didn't lie to you. It's definitely going to be on fire. Even if you put me on the brick bed to roast for a few days, I won't get on fire."
"Why didn't you say so earlier! "Who knew that your taste would be so unique? Who would make such a strong tea? You're almost in time to directly eat the tea, I'll have to ask you in the future. If one day you constipate and take laxatives, you'll lie to me that you won't have diarrhea."
Due to the boiling water, the tea leaves that were originally so thin had now fully opened and were almost half full.
Normal people simply wouldn't drink this kind of strong tea. If it were a warm pot, it would be more accurate. Right now, Nie Fei could only bear with it and force himself to keep up appearances.
"This is called 'you don't know how to appreciate it'. Only with such strong tea leaves can it produce such a bitter taste. This kind of bitter taste represents life. It has an endless aftertaste on the tip of the tongue. This is the tea ceremony, do you understand?"
Nie Fei activated his acting tough mode. His eyes were filled with profoundness as he held onto half a cup of tea, frozen in place.
"Alright, this tea ceremony is also called the Way of Tea. I've never seen anyone drink a cup of tea in one go. It's such a waste of a natural resource."
"Hmph, how can mortals understand me? Alright, don't move. I'll remove the needle for you now."
The cup of tea just now was really more terrifying than medicinal tea. It still lingered on Nie Fei's tongue and didn't disperse for a long time.
Looking at the time, it was about time to stimulate the acupuncture points. Moreover, this woman had already drank the medicinal tea, so it was time to massage.
Pulling out the needles on Ye Ying's back one by one, Nie Fei disinfected them once again before placing them in his acupuncture bag. They were arranged in a neat manner, giving off a kind of compulsive disorder.
"Aiya, I'm so tired. If I hadn't pulled out the needles, I would have been dead tired. My entire body was stiff just now, afraid that if I moved, the needles would be crooked."
Ye Ying got up from the sofa and quickly stretched. Before Nie Fei made his move, she already started massaging herself.
Rubbing his sore shoulder, shaking off his numb arm, and then pounding his leg, he felt his muscles and bones expand all at once. It felt pretty good.
"It won't be hard now. I'll massage you now, and you can lie down on the sofa and lift up your clothes."
Ye Ying's clothes fell when she sat up. After all, clothes were soft. When she sat up, she was affected by gravity, so her clothes naturally hung down.
"Raise …" You scoundrel! Where do you want to press?! "
Ye Ying's first reaction was, could it be that this guy wants to hit his chest and use the massage as an excuse to do so, so openly and shamelessly.
"Damn!" Of course he had to massage his stomach! Your belly is full of fat, okay! It's not like you have fat on your chest! It's really a big chest and no brains! "
Nie Fei was so angry that he almost vomited blood. What was in this woman's head? Did he really look so hungry that he couldn't endure it? Just a few casual words from him would cause this woman to be confused.