Chapter 92 - Unbelievable
For the first time, Xiao Yi felt that the feeling of letting go of water was just too wonderful.
Suddenly, when Xiao Yi pulled up his pants, a cold voice sounded beside his ear: "I'm back, may I ask what you're doing?"
"I didn't do anything." Xiao Yi was shocked, this sudden sentence, as he turned his head to see Xia Wei saying this with a guilty conscience.
"Then what did you say you were doing?" Xia Wei raised her eyebrows and immediately asked in a stern tone.
Xiao Yi was startled, but a thought came to his mind, and he said seriously: "I am just here to let the water out."
Seeing the righteous look on Xiao Yi's face, Xia Wei couldn't help but shake his head. Then, he turned to Xiao Yi and hatefully said: "I've seen shameless before, but I've never seen someone as shameless as you. Have you forgotten all about the three chapters I promised you last night? No access to the second floor? Did you come up to peep? "
"I'm in a hurry." Xiao Yi looked wronged.
"I'm worried. Why don't you go to the toilet on the third floor and the one on the first floor? Why don't you just run to the one on the second floor?" Xia Weiplayful thought that Xiao Yi was being glib tongued again, and immediately spoke out in anger without holding back.
When Xiao Yi heard Xia Wei's question, he smiled bitterly, then spoke in an extremely innocent manner: "Let me tell you, I just happened to run to the second floor, and then couldn't take it anymore. Do you believe me?"
The only thing that answered Xiao Yi was a cold snort from Xia Wei. Xia Wei obviously didn't believe this answer. That small mouth pouted in dissatisfaction.
"Do you think I will believe that you are insulting your intelligence or insulting my intelligence?" Seeing Xiao Yi's innocent face, Xia Wei immediately laughed in ridicule.
The clever and cunning Xiao Yi didn't answer Xia Wei directly this time. Instead, he immediately took a good approach to divert Xia Wei's attention. "Oh right, I haven't asked you. You're not working today, why are you back so early?"
"The hospital is doing a cleaning today to welcome the upcoming inspection. I didn't see anything, so I came back. " As expected, Xia Wei didn't continue to care about Xiao Yi's vulgar underwear. Instead, she frowned and slowly said: "Coincidentally, I came back to clean up the plot of the villa. Do you know how dirty your villa is? "
"It's alright..." Xiao Yi said as his mouth twitched.
"Good?" Xia Wei immediately frowned and angrily said, "I went to the kitchen last night and raised a big litter of rats. You can imagine how dirty your house is. You actually dare to boast about it, saying that it's alright, how is this a human residence, it's already like a pigsty. "
As soon as Xia Wei said it, her mouth immediately filled with saliva, and she was filled with righteous indignation. Looking at it, Xiao Yi looked like an unpardonable sinner.
"Isn't it nice to have a large litter of rats in the kitchen?" Xiao Yi thought for a while, then licked his dry lips, and said with a face full of joy: "Wait for that litter of rats in the kitchen to grow a little fatter, and a little stronger. "When it's the new year, it just happens to be boiled in one pot."
When Xia Wei heard Xiao Yi's words, she immediately opened her beautiful eyes and looked towards Xiao Yi in disbelief.
"The rat meat is the best, it's all lean meat. When the time comes, we'll add some seasonings as an appetizer for the new year. " Xiao Yi's eyes lit up as he started to think about the rats in the kitchen.
When Xiao Yi was on the mountain, he had even brought his unscrupulous master here to eat all sorts of delicacies. And this rat meat was a common occurrence. It was small and delicious. For others, this thing was indeed hiding a large amount of bacteria, so they had to be careful of the entrance. However, Xiao Yi and his unscrupulous master were not ordinary people.
The Tang Sect experts were immune to poisons.
Xia Wei saw that Xiao Yi's interest was growing more and more intense, and her eyes shone brightly. Instantly, he shook his head speechlessly and dragged out the word: disgusting.
However, Xiao Yi shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's true, the quality of the meat is not bad.
If the rats in the kitchen were to hear Xiao Yi's words, they would definitely flee. This was Xiao Yi's villa, and it was not a mouse's villa.
Seeing Xiao Yi's intoxicated expression, Xia Wei finally couldn't hold it in and exploded: Go downstairs to clean up, then quickly get rid of that nest of rats in the kitchen.
… ….
Thus, in the next morning, Xiao Yi and Xia Wei started their cleaning process.
Since Xiao Yi bought this three-storey villa, he had not bothered to pay attention to it. Xiao Yi just treated this place as a temporary place to stay. Since he had nothing to do, he just needed to supervise Zhong Xiaoyu on the other side and then casually live here. Having lived on the mountain for so many years, Xiao Yi could even overcome such a harsh environment. Therefore, to Xiao Yi, this villa was like heaven.
As for cleaning and grooming the villa, Xiao Yi was indeed not in the mood to do so. Now, this mansion had a new mistress. Everything had changed.
"Move the table to the corner."
"The room on the right."
"Wipe the lights in the hall."
… ….
As the hostess, Xia Wei immediately launched a series of calls. Xiao Yi was like a little boy as he started to busy himself.
This villa took up about a hundred square meters of land. When the two of them cleaned the entire first floor of the villa, it was almost the same. Unknowingly, it was already noon.
Xiao Yi shook his shoulders, which were a little sore, and sat down on the sofa in the hall. Following Zhong Xiaoyu's example, he placed his legs on the tea table in front of him and started swaying it.
Creak... Creak...
Xiao Yi slightly narrowed his eyes, shook his legs, and relaxed even though his entire body was tensed up. He laughed and sighed: [The rich will enjoy it...]
"Take down your henchmen. I'll wipe the tea table."
Just as Xiao Yi was enjoying himself, Xia Wei's cold shout suddenly came from afar. Ye Zichen opened his eyes wide and saw Xia Wei, who was wearing an apron and standing in front of him with a towel in hand, looking like a housewife.
"Yes, she looks a little like the mistress now."
Xiao Yi laughed and then obediently took off his legs. Xia Wei then bent down and began to carefully wipe off the dust on the tea table.
Xiao Yi was bored out of his mind as he looked towards Xia Wei, who was working seriously. Xiao Yan's gaze paused on Xia Wei's exquisite face for a moment before naturally falling down.
Just as Xiao Yi's entire body was burning hot and his eyes were about to shine brightly, and he couldn't help but want to pounce towards Xia Wei. However, Xia Wei had already wiped clean the entire tea table, straightened her back, and took a deep breath. Looking at Xiao Yi, he said tiredly: "It's already noon, sit here for a bit, I'll feed you later."
"What?" When Xiao Yi heard this, the fire rising from his stomach immediately spouted all over his body. He couldn't hold it in any longer and stood up from the sofa. He looked at Xia Wei in disbelief. With an agitated tone, he loudly asked, "Are you sure you want to give it to me?"
Xia Wei's words made every cell in Xiao Yi's body turn evil.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Xia Wei's beautiful face flushed red as she furiously glared at Xiao Yi who had an evil expression and said in a fierce voice, "I'll say it, I'll cook noodles for you in the kitchen."
"Err …"
Xiao Yi was startled, and immediately knew that he misunderstood his. Immediately, he coughed dryly and hurriedly said, "I need to go to the toilet in my hurry." "You should go under the kitchen …"
Afterwards, Xiao Yi didn't wait for Xia Wei's reply. Like a wisp of smoke, he quickly ran up the stairs.
Xia Wei stood where she was, pouting her little mouth as she watched Xiao Yi flee. Then, with a frown, he quickly ordered, "Go to the toilet on the third floor." "Remember, the second floor is your forbidden zone."
Xia Wei felt a little unnatural thinking about how she came back to find Xiao Yi in the bathroom on the second floor.
… ….
The egg noodles that Xia Wei laid down tasted pretty good. The two of them would have a simple lunch and eat with relish.
After lunch, the two immediately went back to work. He began cleaning the place from the second floor, even cleaning the walls. Even Xiao Yi was a little depressed. Could it be that Xia Wei was germaphobic?
The afternoon sun had warmed up, and the villa looked brand-new from top to bottom. With a mistress, everything looked different.