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Chapter 203 - Encounter on the bus

For the entire night, Xiao Yi's face was ashen. This was an awkward situation, so he used wetting the urine as a sanitary towel to give it to Xia Wei. Every time he thought about it, Xiao Yi's mouth would turn dry and his face would turn red.

After the clear rain, the entire river was filled with sunlight. In such a bleak winter, there was finally a trace of warmth.

Xiao Yi and Xia Wei left their homes early in the morning, and made an agreement to go to a BMW 4S shop in the city. Initially, Xiao Yi had intended to take a taxi there. However, Xia Wei insisted on taking the bus over, saying that she wanted to reminisce about the time on the bus for the last time.

Xiao Yi curled his lips, and thought in his heart: "A girl should not be too infatuated with buses. After all, anyone can get on a bus … "

Even though he said that, Xiao Yi still looked at the stop sign as he accompanied Xia Wei onto a 101 bus.

It was a winter's day, and it was reasonable to say that people liked to holed up in their homes and basked in the sun. However, what Xiao Yi did not expect was that the bus was packed full. There was not even a spot to be found. Slowly, the train of people began to crowd around. Even the fat guy standing in front of the car squeezed out the cleavage.

Xia Wei threw a few coins and stood still while Xiao Yi squeezed into a small space.

Even the air in the packed carriage smelled of fermentation. After Xia Wei stood still, she firmly held onto Xiao Yi's arm and said in a low voice: "Riding on the bus, of course we have to squeeze. Otherwise, how would it be like riding on a bus?"

Xiao Yi laughed bitterly, looked at Xia Wei in front of him and said in a low voice: "Push towards a woman's chest, rub along her curves, and touch her beautiful legs. These are the three main points of a bus. Master told me so. "Presumably, this is the smell of a crowded bus, as you have said."

Xia Wei immediately blushed and snorted coldly.

With regards to Xiao Yi's rebuttal, although she looked angry, she looked disdainful. However, on the bus, she still often saw men like him taking advantage of the crowd to take advantage of the beauties.

"You don't believe me, do you? If you don't believe me, look behind you? " Xiao Yi's earlobes trembled a little. He got on the carriage to use the Nine Dragons True Qi to check out the situation in the carriage.

Just then, a demonic palm approached Xia Wei's curve. In this small space, he approached Xia Wei's curve bit by bit. It could be said that no one knew what was going on.

However, to Xiao Yi, these schemes were not hidden at all. After training to the seventh level of the《 Nine Dragons True Classic》, Xiao Yi could be said to have an extremely sharp hearing, and was familiar with everything around him like the back of his hand.

"Hmph, who would believe you?" Xia Wei rolled her eyes at Xiao Yi, but couldn't help but turn her head when she saw his expression turn serious.

"Ahh …" Xia Wei immediately saw the devil palm that was about to touch her curves, and couldn't help but scream. However, just as she said that, Xiao Yi quickly covered Xia Wei's mouth.

Then, Xiao Yi smiled sinisterly. Ye Zichen held Xia Wei's delicate body and quickly moved around in the small space. He then grabbed the hand and pushed it forward.

At this moment, the demonic hand could not retract itself. He staggered and quickly leaned forward. His demonic hand grabbed the buttocks of a woman beside him.

Of course Xiao Yi had set this up on purpose. Since someone was plotting against him, Xiao Yi would accompany him to play.

"Ah ah ah ah......" In the carriage, a loud and clear scream rang out.

His voice was exceptionally heroic, like a woman's long howls that shook the sky a thousand times. Hearing this, the driver's heart trembled and his hand trembled. The car almost crashed into a Rolls-Royce beside it.

It was a woman, in her thirties. In the middle of winter, he was deliberately flirting around and was wearing a pair of black silks. Only, her pair of black silky hair was worn on her thick elephant leg. It did seem awkward, even to the point of being nauseous. Moreover, this woman's buttocks were indeed very perky, but a bit too perky. That wasn't a delicate butt, that was a thousand jin of heavy buttocks. The fat piece of meat looked like a meat shield.

Looking up from the legs and hips, the woman was covered in flesh. Now, as she screamed, her entire body shook. He reckoned that if all the meat on his waist was removed, the price of the meat would drop a little. The two mountain peaks in front of his chest had been completely covered by the fat, and not a single bulge could be seen.

His face was painted with thick smoky makeup. It was very thick, and seemed to be incompatible with her fat face. It was as if there was an elegant yet exquisite landscape painting on top of a toilet bowl.

When Xiao Yi saw this fat woman, he took a few steps back and swallowed his saliva. Then he said in a low voice: "Two hundred and fifty kilograms, definitely two hundred and fifty kilograms."

The 250kg woman was crazily spinning her fat body in the bus. He didn't know if it was because of the stimulation from the devil hand, or because someone had finally molested him after living for 30 years.

The owner of the demonic hand was a twenty-something year old flat-headed fatty. At this moment, his face was completely red under the gazes of everyone present. He used his demonic hands that he had just touched the fat woman to rub against his body. It was as if he had wiped away all the bad luck from his thoughts.

"You damned b * stard, I've waited for you for over 30 years before I showed up. Where the f * ck did you go all those years ago?" "Ahhh, the heavens have finally opened their eyes." This mad woman of 250 Jin shouted excitedly.

Sure enough, this woman was crazy because she was too excited and not hurt.

Laughter filled the carriage. The flat-headed fatty had an inexplicable innocent look in his eyes as he wiped the demonic hand on his clothes over and over again. Those five fingers were all red. The joints of his thumb were all worn out. However, he was completely oblivious to it. His face was red as he kept rubbing his hand.

"Xiao Yi, you did such a good thing." Xia Wei couldn't help but snicker as he whispered into Xiao Yi's ear.

"Heh heh." Xiao Yi laughed in ridicule, and said with a complacent look: "If anyone wants to take advantage of my girlfriend, I'll let them know. My wife's curve, that's a tigress' butt you can't touch. "

"You." Xia Wei pouted coquettishly as she pretended to be angry. However, his small face was brimming with happiness.

In this 101 car, everyone was smiling and craning their necks to watch this farce. Suddenly, in the crowd, another long-faced young man, who had disappeared without a trace, began to secretly move in the crowd.

Unbeknownst to himself, his good hands had begun sneaking into the pockets of his handbags or pants. When he stretched it out, it was either a wallet or an expensive phone.

Suddenly, Xiao Yi frowned. He felt a strange movement in his pockets. Although the movement was very light, Xiao Yi, with his sharp eyes and ears, could still clearly feel it when he was flirting with Xia Wei.

His eyebrows creased tighter and tighter together, making him look like an uneven piece of copper coin.

The Nine Dragons True Qi in her entire body naturally began to move. Her entire being seemed to wake up in an instant. Relying on her perception and sensitive consciousness, she was capturing the slight change in her pocket.

Xiao Yi did indeed have something in his pocket, there were a few cheques inside. That was Pen Hall's income for the past half month. Xiao Yi wanted to buy a car, but he did not feel bad, so he brought all of them with him.

Xiao Yi was a lazy person, he did not deposit the cheques into the bank. For him, personal protection was a hundred times safer than the World Bank's insurance cabinets.

At this moment, he felt a hand gently take away the cheque in his pocket. With his light movements, it was obvious that he was a practitioner.

Xiao Yi did not move, and allowed his cheque to be taken away with that one hand. Only, his Nine Dragons True Qi had already locked onto his cheque all the way, and was firmly following him.

Xiao Yi did not alert the snake by hitting it, he had to hit it seven inches.

Laughing, Xiao Yi raised his head, and finally looked at the person who took his cheque. Long face with a mole under the nose. On the mole, there was a small tuft of long black hair. Also, he had a long leg, which made him look especially thin.

This was not the main point, the main point was that he had a pair of long hands. His hands were very long, and looked a little out of sync with his body. In addition, the five fingers were similarly very long.

If his long hands were matched with his long fingers, he would definitely become a first-rate pianist. Except, he'd done an outstanding job as a pickpocket.

Of course, in the eyes of a young man who grew all over his body. In addition to the hand length and thumb length, there was another important similarity between pianist and pickpocket, which was that they both belonged to the category of art.

The flat-headed young man, his companion, would set the stage for the attack of the fine man. Because of Xiao Yi's appearance, something unexpected happened. However, it still succeeded in diverting everyone's attention.

That was why he had sneakily and stealthily stolen the valuables of many of the passengers.

The process of stealing, he thought, was an artistic process.

Now, he had completed the process. He looked calm and relaxed. It seemed that he was extremely complacent.

Following which, his large hands once again reached towards Xia Wei's buttocks.

He was going to do the same thing as his companion, the crew-cut chubby one, and be thrown out of the bus. Of course, he would also bring along all the valuable loot he had on him.