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Chapter 326 - Lolita Strategy

Yu Qingmei quickly organized a concert in the ocean of the river. It was still packed full of people. Surrounded by tens of millions of people, the tens of thousands of people were cheering.

When the concert ended, there were still reporters who came over to ask about her and Xiao Yi. Yu Qingmei only shook his head, looking at the camera that was aimed at him, he slowly said eight words: "Phoenix Nai.

"To be reborn from the fire."

This sentence left the fans with countless thoughts and discussions.

However, Yu Qingmei did not explain any further and hurriedly left this city. As she sat 30,000 feet up in the sky, Yu Qingmei surveyed the city and a smile filled with anticipation appeared on her face.

The sea calmed down once again, and Xiao Yi frequently visited the Pen Hall. Ever since the previous underground boxing competition, the store's popularity had improved a bit. Occasionally, there would be three to five foreign guests who would travel thousands of miles to arrive at this unique Pen Hall. Then, as if finding a treasure, he bought Xiao Yi's brush and ink at a high price and left in satisfaction.

After a warm spring in March, it was the most beautiful April day in the world.

The fragrance of flowers wafted through the air as everything grew.

That night, Xia Wei was working overtime at the hospital. Xiao Yi and Bai Jiaoniang sat in the villa, enduring the hunger in their stomachs to see who would admit defeat first.

"There's leftovers in the fridge." Xiao Yi looked at Bai Jiaoniang who was watching TV while holding a popcorn, and said tactfully.

"Yes." Bai Jiaoniang looked at the cartoon on on the television, and without even tilting her head, she said lazily: "I know, there are still two potatoes and a cucumber. You go and clear the dishes, and we'll have dinner tonight. "

"Err …" Hearing Bai Jiaoniang's words, Xiao Yi's face turned blank. He took a small breath and said innocently, "I think I don't know how to cook."

"Hmph." Bai Jiaoniang snorted from her nostrils and turned her head to look at Xiao Yi: "Look at you, you're so useless, don't you think that all the men nowadays can go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, write code, find out the abnormality, kill the wooden horse, overturn the walls, drive a good car, buy a new house, get the seeds, and beat up hooligans?"

He didn't know where Bai Jiaoniang saw this, but he was able to speak quite smoothly.

When Xiao Yi heard the smooth manner in which the Bai Jiaoniang said that, his face revealed a dense amount of innocence, and he opened his mouth to retaliate: "I am a man, I don't know how to cook. You're a woman, can you? "

"I …" Bai Jiaoniang hesitated for a moment, then spoke in an unreasonable tone: "Of course not. Except for my chest, which part of me is small and tender, how would I do those rough jobs? "

Looking at the queen-like Bai Jiaoniang, Xiao Yi finally couldn't help but shake his head. Then, he asked snappily, "Didn't you say you came to my house to be my maid? In the end, you didn't even know anything about it. It's not appropriate for us to stick to you and serve you if we take the lead, right? "

"What's wrong with it?" The Bai Jiaoniang did not think much of it, and instead said: "The maids these days are all like me, acting cute and fooling around; acting the queen; acting the loli; getting under the sun; blushing; having fun with a little freshness, swallowing a heavy taste; wearing a sailor suit, dancing a small whip; listening to the concert, I can eat a big stall; you make fun of me, I can lie on my face, I can lie on my stomach; you scold ignorant young man, you can hide from me with bad intentions!" "Hmph, how strange."

Hearing that the Bai Jiaoniang was acting the same way, Xiao Yi immediately retreated. He smiled awkwardly and said unwillingly: "Anyway, you are a money loser."

"Where?" Bai Jiaoniang stretched out his two calves and shook them on the tea table. She looked at Xiao Yi with an evil expression and said, "Don't worry, you definitely earned it. I have a lot of good points, so you have to slowly discover them. "

"What good points?" Xiao Yi endured the hunger in his stomach and started to joke with the little loli.

"Warm bed, petite and wet nurse, strong and sweet voice, even if the officer's complexion is like a wolf's, he won't get up until daybreak! It could bind and had a vigorous figure! Having seen countless movies, his endurance was extremely strong. Even though his two temples were covered with frost, he had returned to his high spirits every night! He could enema his intestines and had a bewitching figure. Even if it was Hui Tai Lang, he would forget about the female wolf every night. I know how to roll over the bed, and I'm good at tasting. I'll let you do it seven times a day.

Listening to how the Bai Jiaoniang operated, Xiao Yi was stunned. Then, he asked in a low voice, "Where did you learn all this?"

"Heh heh." Bai Jiaoniang smiled in ridicule and then took out a book from the sofa. On it were written four words, "Loli's Guide". She opened her mouth and laughed sinisterly: "The uncle that sold people and ants gave me this book a few days ago. I doubled it when I had nothing to do, so I did a lot of it. "

Seeing the dark yellow , Xiao Yi laughed bitterly. Then, he got up and walked to the fridge. He took out a cucumber and bit it with a crunching sound.

It was as if this clear cucumber could help Xiao Yi vent his anger.

"Eat." The Bai Jiaoniang rolled her eyes at Xiao Yi, and lazily said: "For the new generation of females, cucumber is no longer the number one choice. Now, let's all switch to sausages, Wang Zhong Wang! "

A mouthful of cucumber that Xiao Yi had just bitten into pieces was immediately spat out.

Fortunately, Xiao Yi's phone had rung. It could be said that he had helped Xiao Yi out of his predicament.

Xiao Yi picked up a towel, wiped the cucumber juice off his mouth, and unlocked the phone to answer it.

"Hey, it's me, Zhang Yuan Yuan." The voice on the other side was slightly perturbed.

"Well, what is it?" With regards to Zhang Yuan Yuan, Xiao Yi's emotions were complicated, his tone was slightly indifferent.

The other party was silent for a moment, then said in a low voice, "Xiao Yi, tomorrow, Jiang Hai will hold a exchange of pointers using the young painter's painting techniques. "I would like to ask if you have time. Can you accompany me there?"

"A spar in painting techniques?" Xiao Yi was startled, he really did not think that this Jiang Hai would cause such a ruckus.

"Yes." Zhang Yuan Yuan began to explain slowly over the phone, "Every year, the entire country holds a grand exchange of pointers based on the painting skills of the young painter. This year, he chose to stay in the sea. It was said that this was because, as the city by the river, the great river connected the north to the south. "The scenery is like a poem or a painting, most often the misty April rain or misty sky …"

Without waiting for Yuan Yuan's enthusiasm to be completely expressed, Xiao Yi could not help but interrupt him and say: "This guy, is holding the painter competition have anything to do with us? You like to look at pictures so much, let Big Bro buy a few and you can read them slowly. Going to such a crowded place, what's there to look at?

Xiao Yi was indeed not in the mood to look at paintings. Although the unscrupulous master's zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting loved to seek fame and reputation, and Xiao Yi had received a certain amount of guidance, he still had a certain level of understanding towards the modern painters Chen Shizeng, Zhang Dazhi, and Uncle Li. However, Xiao Yi was indeed lacking in enthusiasm and enthusiasm towards drawing.

Hearing Xiao Yi's nagging, the phone went silent. Then, Yuan Yuan's voice came out, "That's not it, I participated in this exchange of young painter's painting techniques. All these years, I studied in the United States, mainly studying landscape painting. This time, since I came back, there is such an exchange meeting. I don't want to miss this opportunity. It was said that this exchange between young painters was attended by a few famous painters, and many experts and journalists were paying attention to it. If he could shine, he would accumulate a certain amount of popularity. That way, we can have a personal art exhibition. "

"Oh, I see." Xiao Yi finally came to a realization and then asked: "Why are you learning painting and going to America? So far away, and the American landscape painting is very good? Also, why did you go to the Painting Exchange and call me a brute over? "

Xiao Yi finally wiped the juice at the corner of his mouth, put down the towel, and made room to ask angrily.

On the other side of the phone, Zhang Yuan Yuan muttered to herself. Then she impatiently said, "Going to the United States is to blend in with the western and Chinese styles. Also, I'm in a good mood and want you to accompany me, so what? Not willing? You took advantage of me in the bathroom last time, and I haven't settled the score with you yet. And don't think I don't know. The Pen Hall you're in is mine from the past. "Hmph, my shop has been taken over by you."

This Yuan Yuan had Old Secretary Zhang Weimin as her backer, and had been studying in the United States for many years. Naturally, it was a person with a body full of the delicate aura of gold. At this time, after speaking kindly for a while, Xiao Yi was still unhappy and immediately started throwing a tantrum.

"Alright then. I'll accompany you when you wake up early tomorrow." Xiao Yi was a little afraid that the young miss would go berserk again, so he decisively hung up the phone.

At this time, Zhang Yuan Yuan was sitting in the hall of the old house in Old Secretary. Ye Zichen fiercely threw her phone onto the tea table with a "pa" sound. Then, she mumbled, "Who is it, what's so special about it? Hmph!"