Chapter 338 - Fishing
He spread his legs wide open and flipped over on his back. With a grunt, his split legs finally sank into the water.
At this moment, everyone on the shore was stunned. Then, he looked at the opened mouth of the boat that was knocked into the water, and then looked at Xiao Yi who was sitting in the cabin with a smile on his face.
Everyone inhaled a breath of cold air. The gaze she used to look at Xiao Yi instantly turned into that of the most pious disciple worshipping and believing in the Lord.
In an instant, Xiao Yi became as mighty and majestic as a god in everyone's hearts, as though he was a god himself.
Zhang Yuan Yuan, who was sitting in a small pavilion by the lake, looked at Xiao Yi, who was sitting on the lake with a dazed expression. A hint of overflowing color flashed through her eyes.
This was an era where beauties loved heroes, so Zhang Yuan Yuan was also unable to escape. Towards Xiao Yi who looked like a hero, a strange feeling started to surface in his heart.
However, he then remembered that it had already fallen into the lake. Zhang Yuan Yuan immediately cried out in alarm and shouted, "Hurry up and save her, you're drowning us!"
Zhang Yuan Yuan cleared her throat and exclaimed in shock, immediately bringing everyone back to reality. At that moment, a kind-hearted tourist quickly jumped into the water and started to fish for the water.
Seeing that the outcome of the battle had been decided, Xiao Yi finally changed the direction of the ship. Just like his poem, I smiled at the sky with my sword, and when I was done, I went ashore.
On the way back, Xiao Yi slowed the speed of the boat. It did not cause such a sensation and slowly went ashore. However, the moment Xiao Yi set his foot on the ground. The surrounding audience spontaneously applauded.
He opened up his mouth and drank a few mouthfuls of water. Then, he came to his senses and quickly appeared on the water, waiting for the rescue team.
Xiao Yi stood at the shore and waved to the person who applauded. Like a general returning from a triumphant return, they welcomed the cheers and thunderous applause.
Xiao Yi walked straight up to the small pavilion on the shore and sat beside Zhang Yuan Yuan. He lightly smiled at Yuan Yuan and teased: "Yuan Yuan, now you should understand, who is the true man, the true man. That opening, in the end, is just a pretty boy. "
"Hmph." Hearing Xiao Yi's ridicule, Zhang Yuan Yuan lightly snorted. Then, she quickly left the pavilion and went to look at the place where she had been fished out.
Xiao Yi looked at Zhang Yuan Yuan's beautiful figure and laughed softly before following her. This woman … the more she was like this, the more the man wanted to conquer her. Just like riding a horse, a strong horse is always stronger than a tame one.
He had just opened his mouth and was already fishing. At this moment, he was spitting out large mouthfuls of water from the lake. His entire face was slightly pale. His clothes were all wet, making him look like a drowned chicken.
He opened his mouth and saw Xiao Yi following Zhang Yuan Yuan over, he immediately looked up angrily at Xiao Yi and roared: "You, you, you are simply a country bumpkin, reckless."
Xiao Yi chuckled at the accusation that was spread wide open. Then, he looked at the items that he picked up and said with a smile, "These are the items that you fell into the lake and were picked up?"
"Hmph, it's all because of you." Opening his mouth at this moment seemed to tacitly agree with this fact. He coldly snorted and had a sinister and resentful expression on his face.
However, Xiao Yi only smiled in ridicule, and pointed towards the items that had been salvaged from the ground beside him: "You are truly professional, to the point of even bringing a condom with you. "He's really hardworking, just like a worker wearing a helmet. He never leaves his side."
Xiao Yi's words immediately attracted the attention of that Zhang Yuan Yuan. He was stunned for a moment before he looked at the few items that had been scooped up beside him. There were a few small bags of condoms.
The three words "Durex" instantly appeared in Zhang Yuan Yuan's eyes. Zhang Yuan Yuan's face immediately paled, and she opened her mouth to ask, "You actually carry these things with you, do you know how shameless you are?"
However, when he opened his heart and saw that he was carrying a condom, his anger was immediately exposed. Immediately, with a smile on his face, his brain spasmed as he said: "Yuan Yuan, isn't this for your own good?"
With a thought, his opened fox tail appeared. Zhang Yuan Yuan's brows quickly twitched. A layer of frost quickly covered her pretty face.
He was originally here to comfort Zhang Yuan Yuan who was opening his mouth, but at this moment, she angrily looked at the smiling opened mouth, and bellowed: "You scoundrel, why didn't you drown in the lake just now?"
His opened face instantly turned lifeless. His face instantly turned pale.
After that, he opened his mouth and noticed that the surrounding tourists had strange expressions on their faces. Some of them anxiously looked at Yuan Yuan and bellowed, "Love men and women, I am willing to let you have it. And Durex is my favorite brand. Durability, never leaks. Yuan Yuan, do you still have anything that you aren't satisfied with? "
Hearing the roar, Zhang Yuan Yuan's face turned green. With a cold face, she looked at the opening that had sunk into madness, gritted her teeth and said: "Open your mouth, in the future, I have nothing to do with you. You take your main road, I take my small wooden bridge. "
Then, he opened his mouth to look at Xiao Yi, who was beside him, and ordered: "Xiao Yi, let's go."
Xiao Yi saw Zhang Yuan Yuan leaving. Then he looked at Open with some sympathy, smiled meaningfully, and said, "Open your mouth, you have a special crush on Durex. "So, do you know the ad for Durex?"
Opening his mouth, he looked at Xiao Yi with a perplexed expression, and shook his head.
"Heh heh." Xiao Yi laughed and said: "It's Durex Advertisement, 'Tothoseweourcompetitor' sproduct: HappyFather sDay! Simply put, I wish you a happy Father's Day. Therefore, if you don't want to become father as soon as possible, you should try a different method. "
Then, after Xiao Yi laughed loudly, he finally followed behind Zhang Yuan Yuan and left.
Stunned, Yue Yang opened his eyes and watched as Zhang Yuan Yuan and Xiao Yi walked away shoulder to shoulder. For a moment, the corners of his mouth forced out a bitter smile that was uglier than crying. He knew that if things went on like this, it would be extremely difficult for him to save Zhang Yuan Yuan in the future.
However, it was too late to do anything about it.
Annoyed, he picked up Durex from the ground and threw him into the lake. He shouted, "Fuck you! Durex! I f * cking want to celebrate Father's Day!"
Just as she was complaining, Xiao Yi walked with Zhang Yuan Yuan to Wen Feng Park to admire the flowers and birds, and was very pleased.
"Xiao Yi." After that Yuan Yuan became silent for a while, she finally called out: "What the hell did you do in the past? "Why are you climbing so fast, and how did the boat get away so fast?"
This was the deepest question at the bottom of Yuan Yuan's heart, and at this moment, she could no longer hold back and asked.
Xiao Yi laughed mischievously, opened his mouth and laughed sinisterly: "Come here, I'll tell you in secret."
Innocent Zhang Yuan Yuan immediately moved her ear closer to her.
Instantly, those sparkling and translucent earlobes, and that delicate face were within reach. Moreover, there was even a faint fragrance that desperately entered Xiao Yi's nostrils.
"Very simple." Xiao Yi put his mouth close to hers and said in a low voice: "I've only trained in martial arts before."
Then, Xiao Yi took this rare opportunity. He suddenly took a bite of Yuan Yuan's earlobe and sucked it lightly.
Zhang Yuan Yuan's body trembled, and her beautiful face instantly flushed red. A feeling of numbness slowly spread out along her earlobes. For a moment, this Yuan Yuan actually forgot to escape or resist.
Xiao Yi's tongue began to feel the softness and softness of Zhang Yuan Yuan's earlobes bit by bit.
After a while, Xiao Yi gently kissed Yuan Yuan's delicate face. With a mouth full of the fragrance, he said sinisterly: "This is the price that I have to pay for telling you."
Xiao Yi did not dare to be too presumptuous, so he stopped to try. Zhang Yuan Yuan's rosy cheeks, felt the atmosphere between the two of them change, and immediately changed the topic: "Go back, it's getting late."
"Yes." Xiao Yi nodded, after coming out to busy himself for a while, it was time to go back.
Zhang Yuan Yuan immediately headed down the mountain, but as she had just stolen the incense from her ear. It made Zhang Yuan Yuan's mind go into a mess as she walked in an absent-minded manner.
He finally cried out in alarm. His ankle was crooked; it was actually a sprained ankle.
Xiao Yi quickly helped Zhang Yuan Yuan to sit down and took off her stockings. He didn't have time to appreciate Zhang Yuan Yuan's golden lotus feet and the snow-white skin at her ankles.
Xiao Yi reached out and gently caressed Zhang Yuan Yuan's ankles. Then, he frowned slightly and said, "Oh no, this is a moderate sprained ankle. After the injury, the soft tissue would become adherent and affect the functional activities. I'm afraid we won't be able to walk down the mountain forcefully."
With regards to this kind of soft tissue injury, Xiao Yi's medical skills were superb. However, he couldn't do it overnight. He needed to slowly recuperate. On the road down the mountain, this Zhang Yuan Yuan could not walk anymore.
"Then what should we do?" Zhang Yuan Yuan endured the pain, tears welling up in her eyes.
"I'll massage you and relieve the pain. "Then, carry you down the mountain."
As Xiao Yi spoke, he began to gently massage Zhang Yuan Yuan's ankles. His palm rubbed against Zhang Yuan Yuan's crystal clear ankle, causing Xiao Yi's entire body to turn hot.
Unconsciously, Xiao Yi swallowed his saliva, and looked at Yuan Yuan's three inch-long golden lotus. Small and exquisite, pure white like jade, smooth as cream. A beautiful demon made Xiao Yi's heart palpitate.
Xiao Yi's hand that was massaging Zhang Yuan Yuan's ankle involuntarily started to move slowly.