After some understanding.
Zhiming reviewed the game yesterday and finally pointed the finger at:
Zhiming helped a mid-single girl with a blue buff!
This is the main reason why her girlfriend broke up with him!
You are my boyfriend!
How can I buff other mid-single girls with blue buffs? My cows also need blue ones, okay?
Woman, what an incomprehensible creature!
Falling in love is not about security or details, where are so many details!
It's not easy to fall in love!
As the saying goes, it is better to demolish a temple than to destroy a marriage.
Finally, under Jiang Chen's suggestion, Zhiming eagerly went to his girlfriend to apologize.
"wait a moment."
Jiang Chen caught Xiao Li: "Xiao Li, do you still want to work hard?"
"Effort?"
Xiao Li was taken aback for a moment, and golden light appeared in his eyes immediately: "Brother Chen, are you going to take me to fly?"
Brother Chen is a great god!
If you can hug Brother Chen's thighs, wouldn't it be a feat!
Jiang Chen said: "A young woman in her 30s, widowed, with a family of ten million assets, are you interested?"
"There is such a good thing!"
Xiao Li was very excited and agreed: "Of course I do! I can't marry a wife anyway! I'm afraid that others won't want me."
Jiang Chen patted Xiao Li on the shoulder and encouraged: "Be confident and try it bravely. Anyway, you won't suffer a loss, in case it's done."
Jiang Chen handed the information of the 60-minute widowed young woman to Xiao Li.
did not expect...
Later, Xiao Li really stayed with the young woman, and gave birth to a big fat boy. During New Years and holidays, Xiao Li would bring his wife and children to Jiang Chen's house to visit.
Of course, these are all things to do.
......
The courier continues.
This time, he took the takeaway to the home of an 80-minute M beauty.
"Your courier is here, sign for it."
The beauty of shaking M looked down and played with her mobile phone, her tone was quite contemptuous of the world:
"Go buy a bottle of water for me, and I'll sign for it when you come back, otherwise I will complain to you!"
"Complain against me? Are you home alone?"
"One is at home, what's the matter?"
Jiang Chen had a bad idea: "Then don't blame me for using illegal violence, hehehe~"
The trembling beauty lifted her eyes, her eyes revealed a surprise!
Ah~ good or bad! So handsome!
I really like it!
I like such a violent little brother!
Hurry up, hurry up and ravage me to your heart's content!
She is an out-and-out shaking M, using violence against her will make her feel different!
"Ah...don't...don't do this...I know it's wrong, brother...don't~"
He shouted no, but his body was very honest.
Not only did he not resist, but closed his eyes, his face flushed, waiting for the next moment to come!
but!
Huh!
She found that when she loosened her hand, the phone was robbed.
Jiang Chen squeezed: "Confirm the receipt and get it done!"
"Ok?"
The beauty of shaking M was disappointed. This is the illegal violent method you are talking about?
"That's it?"
Jiang Chen looked fierce and fierce: "Otherwise, don't force me to beat you!"
The beauty of shaking M changed transiently, and she showed an idiotic look again, her voice soft and charming:
"Please flog me as much as you want, master~"
"Fuck! Neurosis!"
Jiang Chen shook his head and left immediately!
Damn!
Who are these people!
One is more weird!
Shaking M, the beauty chased it out, with a sigh of relief:
"Ah~ My brother is so handsome, he is so handsome who scolds people~ I'm about to... I love him to provoke him~"
......
The second express is also in the same community.
Jiang Chen came downstairs and took out his mobile phone.
"Hey, your express is here."
There was a whirring wind on the other end of the phone, as well as the hurried voice of a man.
"I do not want it!"
Jiang Chen looked strange: "Why don't you want your express delivery?"
"Because! I! Want! Self! Kill! It's!"
The man on the other end of the phone, with a broken face and unrequited love, yelled, "So I am going to die, what kind of express delivery do I need?"
? ? ?
Are you going to commit suicide?
So exciting?
According to the first rule of the system, the more exciting the event, the higher the experience value and the richer the rewards!
The reward for this express delivery must be so high that it explodes!
Jiang Chen was very happy and said, "Sir, where are you now? You sign for my express delivery before committing suicide, okay? This is very important to me!"
"I*@%....!"
The man over there was shocked!
I rub!
I'm already standing on the edge of the roof, and if I am not careful, I will fall into the endless abyss and hang up!
You even said that your express delivery is important to you?
Is signing for you more important than my life?
"I repeat it again, I want to commit suicide, listen clearly, it is suicide!!"
The man bit the words very hard, even if Jiang Chen couldn't hear them clearly.
"I know, suicide."
Jiang Chen said solemnly: "Then you signed for my express delivery before you committed suicide, OK?"
man:"..."
Speechless!
Who are these people!
Sure enough, the world is not worth it, there is nothing in this world worthy of my memory!
Spread your arms out and throw your phone downstairs!
He feels unprecedented free and easy, handsome!
"Quietly I am leaving, just as I came quietly!"
"I waved my sleeves and won't take away a cloud!"
Bang!
The mobile phone fell on the ground from the 26th floor and it was smashed to pieces, shocking the uncle who was walking in the community!
When he was staring at the uncle, the uncle was also staring at him!
"Uncle, I didn't expect you to be the last to see me!"
But the uncle on the first floor, where he heard what he said on the 26th floor, immediately exclaimed!
"Something happened! Something happened! Someone is going to jump off the building!"
It's not too much to watch the excitement, and the residents hurriedly watched!
"My grass! Someone is really going to jump!"
"Live live broadcast, hurry up and start broadcasting! Crunch traffic!"
"Oh, young people nowadays have too little psychological endurance, and they commit suicide at every turn!"
"Hurry up! I'm ready to record, so I can just record the moment of death!"
"Don't just watch, call the police!"
"..."
For a time.
The community is crowded, and the onlooker mode is turned on instantly!
Jiang Chen's heart is bad, and he feels that time is running out!
If he can't sign for the courier before he dies, he may miss a huge amount of experience points and huge rewards!
Plan A!
start to act!
The police station also received the alarm in time!
The leader was shocked!
"What! Someone is going to commit suicide?"
In the imperial capital, suicide is a very serious case, and the police will attach great importance to it!
"Pass the order! Arrange the police immediately. If it is really a suicide, you must do everything possible to get him down!"
Give an order!
Dozens of police cars rushed to the scene of the incident at a fast speed!
The police car headed by came down a heroic policewoman.
Her gaze is elegant and firm, and her determination reveals a kind of elegance, and there is no lack of tenacity in her slimness. She is like a rose standing proudly in the crowd, bright and moving!
Lin Xiran was calm and calm, without a trace of panic about this small scene, and immediately began to command.
"Now start to disperse the personnel!"
"Prepare the inflatable protective air cushion!"
"Now come with me a few people who are responsible for persuading the suicidal person, acting on the occasion, and everyone will do something for me!"
Under Lin Xiran's methodical command, dozens of policemen moved quickly!
Huh huh!
Clear the venue immediately!
Several huge inflatable cushions were lined up one after the other, and even two more layers were added to prevent suicides from falling to death. This is 26 layers!
The man upstairs didn't panic when he saw this situation, and his mouth was a little smug.
"Do you think that putting a life-saving mat downstairs will save me?"
"I won't jump from another angle?"
In his opinion, these police officers are extremely stupid!
"As long as I want to die, no one can save me!"