Chapter 225： Jiang Chen is going to be beaten up!

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After buying a 20 million Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem Watch, Jiang Chen felt much better.

After having lunch with Avril Lavigne, the friendship (friendship) between the two gradually warmed up.

In the afternoon, Jiang Chen drove the Audi and pulled Didi.

(20 million emperor crocodile watch: ??? La Didi?)

(Gucci: Come on, brother?)

(The emperor crocodile is dumbfounded: what's the situation?)

(Gucci tears and collapses: Our master is so low-key, in the future, you can get used to it!)

(Emperor crocodile table: o(╥﹏╥)o~)

At this moment...

The order is here, and business is coming!

"Ding...You have received a new Didi order..."

This time, Jiang Chen carried a male Shark Fighter anchor.

This anchor is not easy.

He is an anti-counterfeiting teacher, all kinds of anti-counterfeiting, and broadcast live.

Anti-counterfeiting teachers not only have a poisonous vision, but their mouths are even more poisonous.

When he became famous online, he happened to run into an internet celebrity girl, who was a kind of tens of millions of fans, who also broadcast live on the street to show off his wealth.

"My bag is a limited edition of Hermès this summer, 50,000 one! My high heels are a limited edition of Burberry Milan, 60 thousand a pair~~"

As a result, the counterfeiter went straight up and tore the net celebrity girl!

"Your bag is obviously used by the old lady next door to buy vegetables and store Chinese cabbage!"

"Selling goods! Unbearable!"

"You high heels, a pair of high imitations! I don't believe it can exceed 500 to death!"

"The most fake is your face!"

"Even Bangziguo can't bear to go for plastic surgery, afraid to spend money? I don't know which beauty salon I went to for the treatment!"

"Beauty, microdermabrasion, face-lifting, filter to lengthen your legs, how many do you use? Are you driving to the limit?"

The anti-counterfeiting division turned off the filter of the celebrity girl and directly gave the live broadcast room and the lineup of the celebrity girl.

At this time, the fight against fakes was directly slapped in the face!

In the group, it's frying pan!

"Fuck, ruthless!"

"66666!"

"Really, the biggest fake is this person! Beauty, fake!"

"I wipe it, Your Highness Qiao Biluo?"

"Retired, goodbye!"

"I wiped it, I actually got a reward in the top ten? Damn it's shameless to see people, let's go!"

Fans withdrew from the group.

The net celebrity girl is embarrassed for a moment, can't wait to find a seam to get in~~

After this wave, the anti-counterfeiting division became famous, stepping on countless internet celebrities and becoming the hottest internet celebrities!

[Counterfeiting Division] also found that this is a shortcut to fame!

It's poison tongue + counterfeiting!

After all, there are really not so many rich people these days. The vast majority of netizens cannot afford luxury goods~

(Netizen: Too true, already reported!)

And many people who adore vanity, especially like luxury goods, especially like dress.

A poem: Forcing kings to be as many as dogs, pretending to go everywhere! The little demon in the temple is windy, and the water is shallow!

It's annoying everyone, so angry!

The reason why the anti-counterfeiting master is so popular on the Internet is that he can do what others can't do-walk straight to someone who likes to pretend to be forced, tear off his disguise, and point out that he and she use local stalls. , And used the most vicious language to humiliate him and make him feel ashamed!

This greatly meets the needs of ordinary netizens who can't afford luxury goods and can't bear to pretend to be a dog.

Therefore, [Vicious Tongue Fighting Counterfeit Master] quickly became popular throughout the network! Hot, millions of fans!

Today, [Vicious Tongue Fighter] is out for business again.

The male anchor got on the car, interacted with friends in the live broadcast room, and said hello.

"Ladies and gentlemen, professional anti-counterfeiting, here it is again!"

"Today, as always, we want to expose those who are obviously rich but have to pretend to be a dog!"

"I sincerely urge you to pretend to be a dog: pretending to be a risk! Be cautious when entering the industry!"

"If you meet me, you will be dead!"

"Don't develop a bad habit of pretending to be forced, otherwise, as soon as you enter the door, you will be a passerby!"

"My eyes are vicious! My mouth is more vicious!"

"I am the four famous arresters in the pretending world! I am the terminator who pretends to commit crimes! I am [Vicious Tongue Fighter]"

Live room, applause! !

Gift, brush it up!

Countless netizens were excited to go online early in the morning, waiting in the live broadcast room, looking forward to it.

"Haha, this live broadcast room is simply poisonous!"

"I've been watching this live broadcast these days! I can't stop it at all."

"Watching the guilty tongue and counterfeit teacher to expose the truth of those pretending to be a dog, I laughed so much that my stomach hurts."

"I look forward to! Who will pretend to be a dog today and fall in front of the Lifeless Poison Master?"

[Poison Tongue Fighting Counterfeit Master] The people in the arena: The Lifeless Poison Master!

As soon as the "Lifeless Poison Master" got on the car, he committed an occupational disease and began to appraise the surrounding area.

Professional habits, if he is not allowed to fight fakes, he will die.

A pair called: Poison Eyes, began to turn around, staring at Jiang Chen.

Lifeless Poisoner, even the driver of Didi will not let go!

How frantic?

Huh? He found Jiang Chen's clothes and inadvertently turned up under the collar, what was hidden actually~~

[Gucci Gucci trademark! 】

The Lifeless Poison Master immediately yelled: "I found it! This is a copycat! Gucci does not have such clothes!"

"Hehe~"

He sneered: "Unexpectedly, you are actually a hidden pretender. This, where did you get it from the stall?"

Jiang Chen: "..."

do not want to talk.

I just want to watch you pretend quietly.

......

In the live broadcast room, there was also a wave of barrage.

"Haha, tell a joke, the driver who drives Didi, wears Gucci~~"

"I don't think it can be so arbitrary, right? Those who open Didi can't have money?"

"The key point is that he prescribes Didi on a full-time basis. He said it himself, plus the vicious vision of Lifeless Poisoner, it is impossible to read it wrong!"

"Presumably, it's fake."

Then, Master Wu Ming continued to look at Jiang Chen's whole body.

I found that Jiang Chen was wearing it on his wrist~~

Just bought, the Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem Watch!

The Lifeless Poison Master was stunned for a moment, and then burst into a crazy laugh~~

"Hahaha! Your watch, you definitely want to imitate the copycat Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem watch, right? It really costs 20.88 million! This price, I know! Because I am a fan of Vacheron Constantin! The ultimate dream I dream of , It's the Emperor Crocodile Totem Watch!"

He did not hesitate and despised Jiang Chen: "Brother, I don’t think it’s okay for you to wear a Gucci floor stall. After all, fakes are everywhere, and you may be unintentional. But this Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem watch is definitely You pretended to be forced on purpose! You can't deny this, can you?"

Jiang Chen smiled slightly: "I'm fake? How did you tell?"

"It must be fake!"

The Lifeless Poison master laughed wildly: "You shouldn't be caught by me, and you want to say that this is true? Do you know who I am?"

In the live broadcast room, he also laughed.

"Hehe, let me tell you another joke. A full-time Didi driver said that he was wearing a 20.88 million Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem Watch!"

"Puff, this little brother is too funny!"

"Pretending to be forceful, and bumping into Senior Brother Wu Ming Po, you are unlucky."

"..."

"I just want to ask you." Jiang Chen said sternly: "How can you conclude that this is fake in my hands?"

"Details!"

Without thinking about it, the Lifeless Poisoner blurted out: "Look!"

He took out a 500,000 Vacheron Constantin watch: "Hehe. Let me show you what an expert is! This is a second-hand Vacheron Constantin watch I bought from a local tyrant for 500,000. The original price is 1.5 million! Look at my workmanship! My details! My design! If you look at yours again, it must be fake! Copycat!"

Jiang Chenzi was careful, and stayed with him for a long time. After watching for a long time, he didn't think his 500,000 details were good, let alone think that his Emperor Crocodile Totem watch was rougher than him.

Haha, how is this possible?

Even in the live broadcast room, the tone gradually changed.

"Huh? Am I dazzled? I think the one on Brother Didi's wrist is so exquisite."

"+1!"

"On the contrary, I think Brother Du's 500,000 watch is compared with others, like the difference between a maid and Concubine Yang!"

"+10086!"

The Lifeless Poisoner sneered: "Unexpectedly, you, a full-time Didi driver, would have so many copycats all over your body!! Alas, it's not your fault to be poor, but it's unforgivable to pretend to be the best. Love the imperial crocodile totem watch! I will never let you go."

He finally said with BB: "However, your imperial crocodile totem watch looks a lot like a copy. It should be a fine imitation. If I didn't know your identity, I would believe it a little bit. I will call the official Vacheron Constantin directly. They check the source of your copy, and they might get a bonus!"

Jiang Chen simply rolled his eyes.

What's going on these days?

"You are welcome to complain!"

Jiang Chen said lightly: "My name is Jiang Chen."

.....

Didi is over.

The Lifeless Poison Master couldn't help but feel annoyed when he thought of Jiang Chen's indifference and disdain!

Humph!

You have been cracked down by my lifeless poison master, do you still want to continue to pretend? !

Naive!

Emperor crocodile totem watch, 20.88 million watch!

The one who did Didi said something awe-inspiring, as if it were true.

Cut, thought I would believe it?

He immediately went back, edited the video, put it on station B, and gave a sensational name!

"Victory against counterfeiting: Didi driver Dai Shanzhai tens of millions of Vacheron Constantin! 》

As soon as the video went up, it immediately became popular and attracted millions of clicks!

On station B, there are many people who pay attention to the deadly poison. Everyone likes this kind of original video, which is both poisonous and original, and has a high click-through rate.

In the beginning, most of the painting style was supportive of the lifeless poisoner.

"Brother Po, are you going to fight fakes again?"

"Hahaha, a little brother Didi, with 20.88 million watches?"

"Who does he think he is? Funny?"

"This kind of crazy pretending to be a criminal must be killed!"

What a pity~~

Now some are masters.

One person replied below.

"Sorry, Poison Master. This Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem Watch should be~~really!"

"Because~~ I am a salesperson at the Vacheron Constantin House!"

"Your screenshot has a serial number on it, and each serial number is unique in the world. That watch was indeed bought in the morning. The buyer is the master Didi!"

"Even though he was wearing a mask, he was so impressed, I would never make a mistake."

"He spent 20.88 million to buy this watch!"

It turns out that this person is a male clerk from the Vacheron Constantin House!

He happened to have the habit of going to station B, and he also paid attention to the Poison Master’s account. He saw that the fire video was related to Vacheron Constantin.

Confused!

That handsome Mr. Shenhao was questioned as a fake?

This can't work!

While replying to the post, he reported to the headquarters.

At first, this reply was still questioned.

"Hehe, did you wash the floor?"

"What's the kidding? One who opened Didi, wears 20.88 million watches?"

"You have to say that, I'm the store manager of Patek Philippe! Interesting?"

But the male clerk quickly reported the incident to the Vacheron Constantin headquarters.

Internet chattering and beeping, often noisy results.

Then come to an official rumor!

Soon, at station B, a Vacheron Constantin official UP main account appeared!

"About "Victory of Anti-Counterfeiting: Didi Drivers Wearing Ten Millions of Vacheron Constantin!" has aroused widespread concern in the society. Our company has received complaints and notifications of anti-counterfeiting. With a professional attitude and a spirit of being responsible to customers, our company Experts were immediately organized to appraise the [fake watch] reflected in the video!"

"Appraisal result: This watch is indeed a Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem Watch! It was sold this morning at a price of 20.88 million!"

"The company is solely responsible for this result!"

Below is the red seal of Vacheron Constantin.

Station B, all of a sudden, exploded!

It's completely blown up!

Countless people are kneeling crazily!

"I wipe~~~"

"Officially proven, the most deadly!"

"This is actually true?"

"A Didi driver actually wears a 20.88 million watch?"

"Sorry, I'm sour, Didi driver, thousands of watches~~"

"I'm so autistic!"

"Brother Po, your eyes are blinded by jealousy!!"

"I just said! This watch looks high-end and high-end! The 500,000 watch of Brother Du looks like a fake!"

"Brother Du, what is the look in your eyes? The officially certified 20.88 million watch is actually regarded as a fine imitation by you? Hahaha!"

Lifeless Poisoner: "..."

awkward!

Completely embarrassed!

Doubt about life!

That brother Didi, actually wearing the 20.88 million Vacheron Constantin Emperor Crocodile Totem Watch?

I finally dream of life, and was actually worn by a Didi brother?

......

But things are not over yet~~

As if lining up to slap her face.

Gucci's official certification UP main account, and an official certification sticker will soon be posted.

"I reported to our company that the Didi driver in a video was wearing a copy of it, not our company’s product, but a copycat. After our company’s careful verification, the product was indeed designed and produced by our company’s international chief designer Robert himself. A one-of-a-kind suit! The suit is now available for sale in small batches, with a European price of 350,000 Euros and RMB 3 million."

This time, it exploded again!

"I'm going~~ What happened today?"

"Not only Vacheron Constantin, even Gucci official came out to stand for the little brother?"

"3 million suits! It's actually true!"

"Brother Didi, where is this sacred?"

"I wear more than 20 million in one suit! It's enough to buy several suites."

"Brother poison, ~~ feel sorry for my brother poison for three minutes!"

Lifeless Poison Master: "???"

This time, it was completely embarrassing!

It's all, it's a miss!

Before vowing, he insisted that Jiang Chen was pretending to be coercive, and even mocking others to pretend to be coercive in front of his own luxury master.

Result~~

Officials of Vacheron Constantin and Gucci lined up, and they jumped out one by one very slapped, and the official verified that they were true!

It turns out~~

I am not eye-poisonous, but eye-blind!

Have you seen any luxury goods?

Obviously it is ignorance + sand sculpture.

There is a post, which is topped.

"I just learned about the situation. The whole incident, in the final analysis, is a question of class level!"

"The little brother Didi, wears 24 million + the brand he wears, and most people don't even have access to it."

"The reason why the lifeless poisoner overturned is because ~ ~ poor!"

"He has seen a lot of things on the Internet, or heard of it, and he has no money to buy the real thing. Naturally, it is impossible to know what the real thing looks like~~ Besides, the richest rich people often buy private customization. The version. This kind of eye-opening and overturning chances are even greater!"

"Oh, I think the 500,000 watches that Lifeless Poison showed off are fake."

"I hope he won't come out again next time, ashamed! Pretend to be ignorant in front of Shenhao!"

Lifeless Poison Master finished watching~~

Lao Tie, I'm heartbroken!

The root cause of my car rollover is because of ~~ poor! !

The Lifeless Poison Master wanted to find a place to sew in.