Chapter 297： It’s only a little bit short of passing away on the spot~~

After watching the pleasing scene of the helicopter beauty, Jiang Chen Shi Shiran left.

A little tired, find a place to rest.

Just came to Pangu Hotel, inside the cafe, just to rest~~

"Hey, I only ran three orders in one day. I'm exhausted!"

Jiang Chen sighed: "I have been busy for an hour."

"Sure enough, working hard is not suitable for me."

"It's more comfortable to drink coffee in a five-star hotel."

Huh~~

The fashionable, luxuriously dressed, coffee-drinking woman on the side almost squirted a sip of coffee.

Seeing Jiang Chen, who was wearing an errand uniform, unexpectedly swelled up to a five-star hotel to drink coffee, he still sighed about why he ran three orders a day and was exhausted. Women doubt life!

Contemptuously glanced at Jiang Chen.

A poor errand boy, who is so lazy?

Three orders, are you enough for a cup of coffee?

(ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~

Young people nowadays, one by one~~

She took out her mobile phone and prepared to shoot a small video of Yingyin.

That's right, Xu Beili is an internet celebrity female anchor, and her daily job is to shoot videos + do live broadcasts.

Xu Beili is an inspirational sister, known as "Queen of Music!"

She had just left school and had nothing. She has struggled to the present and has a famous car and house. There are 8 million fans in Wanyin. Everything is the result of her struggle.

Xu Beili has a very big brain, especially planning, especially marketing, coupled with the sweet voice of people, dare to think and dare to do, it is really very suitable for the sound marketing account.

Now, Xu Beili can earn more than 3 million yuan a year!

Therefore, she especially despises Jiang Chen, a poor young man who is lazy and always wants to live a refined life, but does not want to fight.

Secretly glanced at Jiang Chen.

Huh?

Xu Beili suddenly found out that this errand boy is handsome.

cut!

Despise it even more!

With such a handsome face, as long as you work hard, you can't make any money?

Goodness, don't you eat the rice?

Xu Beili's eyes turned, and her heart came to mind.

Suddenly, a bold idea struck my mind~~

With the help of this little brother's appearance, and lazy temperament, likes exquisite life, great contrast, maybe you can create another "Che Guevara-Someone Zhou!"

correct!

Once it started, wouldn't I just sit and collect the money, happily?

Correct!

That's it!

Xu Beili became excited.

The reason why she can quickly become popular is not because she is very beautiful, or because she has a team behind the operation, but because she knows how to plan!

Many of the small videos she shot quickly became popular, causing her fans to explode, and advertisements kept coming in.

Xu Beili was moved by her genius and creativity!

I'm Xu Beili, I'm so genius! !

Great Klass! !

"Battery Terminator" Zhou, just those few golden sentences came out, the whole network became popular!

For the fourth time he was released from prison, all Internet celebrity companies were willing to sign him with 3 million yuan.

Yes, just portray this handsome errand guy as another "Zhou"!

If it can be done, of course it is awesome, if it can’t be done?

Didn't you lose yourself?

Xu Beili turned her eyes and opened the live broadcast to greet the fans.

"Fans!"

"I'm Xu Beili!"

When the fans saw that Xu Beili was online, they were boiling~~

"I'm going, Queen Yuyin is here! Get out of the way!"

"What's fun today? I've been waiting for you to update or broadcast it."

"Did you find something funny again?"

"Quickly change!"

Xu Beili pretended to be mysterious, and whispered: "Hush~~ Don't be too loud, it will alarm my goal today!"

"the goal?"

Fans are even more curious: "Queen Yinyin, what is your goal?"

Xu Beili has spoofed many people before. Although a little wicked, it is really funny in the eyes of fans. The program is full of effects, and many people like her tune.

Xu Beili lowered her voice: "I will show you, today's goal!"

She secretly took a picture of Jiang Chen with her mobile phone.

Fans, cut one by one~~

"What's the spoof of an errand? Or is it interesting to spoof the celebrity last time!"

"There is also that scumbag in a five-star hotel, who was spoofed by you to call his wife to play a mistress on the spot."

"I want to see you spoof and pretend to commit crimes, that section laughed at me."

"There are also poor petty-bourgeois couples who have no money but like exquisite life, but you hide their faces and run away~~"

Seeing the fans disapproving one by one, Xu Beili smiled.

"I'll take you a little closer, you guys take a good look."

Xu Beili pretended to be inadvertent and sat next to Jiang Chen, pretending to be a mobile phone mirror to make-up, and secretly taking pictures of Jiang Chen's profile.

This time, the live broadcast room shook!

"I wiped it!"

"Wang Yan!"

"Unexpectedly, the errand brother is actually a male god!"

"I'll take this look!"

"Hey, so handsome, is the queen going to hook up with someone else? The old cow eats tender grass and be careful of being struck by lightning!"

Xu Beili smiled triumphantly.

"Hehe, isn't this handsome guy? But, unfortunately, he's just a errand boy!"

Many fans called it incredible.

"Moreover, he seems to be very lazy!"

Xu Beili smiled mysteriously: "On this day, he only ran 3 orders, so he was tired and ran to this hotel cafe to drink coffee, rest, and play with his mobile phone! Haha~~"

The fans are incredible one by one.

"Damn! I move bricks for 8 hours a day, and I don't dare to shout tired."

"I didn't sleep last night, I was dragged by my boss to do a project, and I was still insisting."

"This kid is really ~~ deserves to be poor!"

Xu Beili smiled and said, "So, my goal for today's show is him! Watching me make a short video of his brain damage, everyone finds it funny, so please like me and forward it. It's hot, I will draw a lottery in the live broadcast room. , Ten big red envelopes, each one thousand yuan in cash!"

"Oh oh oh!"

In the live broadcast room, the fans suddenly became energetic.

Xu Beili deliberately put the secretly photographed mobile phone in her bag upright. There is a special hole in her bag, so it can be shot in position without being noticed.

then...

Start the routine Jiang Chen.

The goal is to let Jiang Chen shoot a small video showing off his wealth without being aware of it, and post it on the Internet to spoof and make fun.

Xu Beili sat next to Jiang Chen, with the demeanor of a mature imperial sister, her hair was fluttered, her legs were lifted, and she smiled~~

I think I have a lot of styles~~

This kind of fledgling hairy guy, surely can't resist my sister Faner of Xu Beili, will immediately kneel under my pomegranate skirt and let me fiddle with it, right?

Hahaha~~

Xu Beili sneered like a queen in her heart.

however...

Jiang Chen devoted himself to playing games with Su Xiaoxiao.

Did not notice her at all.

Xu Beili showed off for a long time on the sidelines, but she didn't even get a look in Jiang Chen's eyes~~

In the live broadcast room, laughed~~

"Damn! How do I feel that it is the queen who is more brain-dead?"

"Hahaha, Queen Bailey's large-scale rollover scene!"

"People are not moved at all."

"Ahem~~"

Xu Beili can't hold her face anymore, stiff~~

MMP!

My dignified Queen of Yinyin, 8 million fans, 3 million Internet celebrities a year, so beautiful, you don't even look at me?

She glared at Jiang Chen and kicked Jiang Chen's foot lightly.

Attracted Jiang Chen's attention.

Who knows, Jiang Chen, who was wearing headphones and focused on playing games, was kicked by her. He was immediately unceremonious and kicked back instinctively.

Kicked Xu Beili's calf.

Xu Beili covered her calf: "It hurts!"

Distorted face!

Pupils widen!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

He, he dare to kick me?

In the live broadcast room, laughed~~

"Queen Huyin, flirting, overturned!"

"Today, it went well, hahaha~~"

"The man kicked, and the man gave you a kick, and the queen was knocked out!"

Xu Beili's face twitched with anger~~

My wealthy female Internet celebrity, you a poor boy who runs errands, dare to ignore my charm and kick me?

Humph!

She simply pulled off Jiang Chen's earphones.

Jiang Chen looked up with a look of surprise, and said, "What's the matter? Auntie?"

Studio:"......"

Xu Beili: "..."

The mental shadow area is huge!

Huh~~

A waitress next to me, after witnessing the whole process, she turned over with laughter~~

In the live broadcast room, it exploded!

"Hahaha, the queen is called an aunt!"

"Little brother, not only did I not want to talk to you, but I called you auntie!"

"Pray for Queen Bailey's psychological shadow area."

"Unlimited!"

Xu Beili was furious: "Who do you call Auntie? Ah, you child, are you polite?"

She was so confused by Jiang Chen, she directly said "you child", but satisfies the correctness of Jiang Chen calling her aunt.

In the live broadcast room, laughed again.

"You kid, why do you always tell the truth?"

"Auntie tells you, you can't tell the truth! You kid!"

Jiang Chen looked dumbfounded.

He was having fun with Su Xiaoxiao in the dark, not knowing why an Obasan who looked very dusty, standing in front of him, was furious.

baffling.

Jiang Chen blinked: "What's wrong? Auntie?"

"Also called Auntie?"

Xu Beili said angrily: "You, just now, kicked me in the leg! Do you know?"

Unreasonably stir three points, the wicked complain first.

Xu Beili has the centerpiece.

Jiang Chen looked down at his uniform pants, there was a little footprint: "Auntie, just now, it seems that you kicked me first, right? I reflexed."

"you!"

Xu Beili was almost killed by Jiang Chen.

"But I'm sorry."

Jiang Chen stood up and wanted to change a place: "Auntie, I am a young man. I should respect the old and love the young. This position is given to you. I will sit there."

Xu Beili was only a little short of passing away on the spot~~

Almost had a heart attack.

Called Auntie again! This time I also said "respect the old and love the young"!

I, I'm **** your lungs!

Am I that old?

Convex (艹艹艹)!

Xu Beili grabbed Jiang Chen, forbearing her anger, and changed her smiling face.

"Young man, ah, brother, do you want to be famous?"

Jiang Chen: "???"

Xu Beili persuades: "That's right, do you want to be popular? I heard you talking to yourself just now, saying that sending errands is too tired. You only did three singles in a day, so you don't want to do it. You have to come here to rest. , Drinking coffee.

I can help you be famous!

I don’t have to work so hard again in the future. Just like me, sitting in a coffee shop and squatting at home can make a lot of money. Isn’t it fragrant? "

After finishing speaking, Xu Beili put on the image of a world-famous person who "meet me, count your luck", proudly folded her hands on her chest, and looked down at Jiang Chen from above.

Jiang Chen blinked with a dazed expression: "Auntie, what are you talking about? I don't understand."

"Puff!"

Xu Beili fell to the ground and convulsed~~

Feelings, don’t you understand?

I said such a profound knowledge of making money, you can't understand the feelings?

Sure enough~~

No culture, it's terrible!

Xu Beili got up, wiping cold sweat.

Alas, blame yourself for knowing too much!

My eyes can see through too much! !

The whole society, how to make money, I know too well.

This little brother is just handsome, but he is so lazy and he probably never went to college. How could he know this kind of god-level operation that Fang Yin is famous for making money?

Haha~~

Xu Beili had to be patient and explain to Jiang Chen.

"you see me."

She pointed to herself proudly: "I don't have rich parents, I don't have a proud education, and I don't have any background, but now I can earn 3 million yuan a year by relying on Xiaoyin video!"

Jiang Chen stared at Xu Beili for a long time~~

Xu Beili has a proud face~~

excellent!

Worship me!

young people!

Hahaha~~

Who knows~~

Jiang Chen looked sympathetic and nodded: "Auntie, then you are really miserable! Only earn 3 million a year. That's enough for living expenses. Alas, life is not easy these years!"

Puff!

Xu Beili landed her face first and lay on the ground!

Throw your mouth and bite the mud!

Tragic! !

In the live broadcast room, there was a burst of laughter.

"I wipe it! The queen's pretense is coming, she is coming, she overturned!"

"3 million is enough for living expenses! You are very miserable!"

"Queen Bailey, this wave of pretense is forced to overturn, so I'm caught off guard!"

"Hahaha! This little brother is really funny. More funny than someone in Nanning Zhou!"

"I think he is pretending to be compelling? How can an errand runner be qualified to look down on an Internet celebrity with an annual income of 3 million?"