After solving the problem of the appraiser, Jiang Chen continued to run errands.
I scanned the list and found a special order.
Order content: [I found out that my son is a licking dog, and I have tried many ways to save him. 】
Jiang Chen: "..."
What is a licking dog?
That is a person who is desperate to please other people, knowing that the other person does not like him, but also to please the other person again and again, but also thinking of the other person, feeling that the other person likes himself.
This order is challenging!
I took it!
Take the order.
Soon, Jiang Chen came to a shopping mall and saw the mission client, who was an aunt in her forties.
Jiang Chen came to her: "Auntie, hello, I am a runner..."
Auntie is delighted: "You are finally here, I hope you can save my son, I tried many ways to no avail."
Jiang Chen nodded: "Can you tell me something about it?"
The aunt nodded, and then began to talk.
His son's name is Chen Hui. Three months ago, he met a woman who was very beautiful. Then he got out of control and fell in love with her.
"This is his diary. You can take a look. Although I know it's illegal, I don't want my son to be so fascinated by a woman that he has forgotten him personally."
Auntie said angrily.
Obviously, I was very angry with the content of this diary.
Jiang Chen wondered how angry auntie was, and couldn't help but open the diary with curiosity.
——March 2, sunny. [Today I still send you a message as usual, reporting on my daily work, and you finally answered me with four words: "Uh, ok." You are starting to perfuse me, I am so touched and flattered. I am willing to send you messages every day. Even if you scold me every day, I don't feel annoying. 】
——March 3, overcast. [You didn’t reply to my news last night. Under my tireless harassment, you were finally willing to return to me. You said "Go!". There must be some meaning in it. I thought about it for a long time. This means that your thoughts for me are as turbulent as the water flowing. I was moved and cried. I don't know what you are doing now. I miss you very much. 】
——March 4, overcast. [Last night she played a game with a big friend, she replied: Silly B, I tossed over and over again to think about what this means? Sha is silly, oh, she means I'm stupid, then B means Baby, it turns out that she was calling me stupid baby, in such a spoiled tone, I didn't believe it for a while, in fact, she liked me too, right]
——On March 5, rain. [It was a bit cold tonight. I thought there was no one on the street, but I was arrested when I just stole the electric car. I wanted to resist. The police said to be honest. I immediately gave up resisting because I remember she said : "She likes honest people."]
Licking Dog Diary (continued)
——March 6, cloudy. [Yesterday I still sent her a lot of news as usual. Today, she finally replied to me with five words "Is it annoying you". She started to care if I felt annoying, I was so touched, flattered, not annoying. Annoying, I won't find her annoying if she scolds me every day. 】
——On March 7, rain. [I sat by the window and sent her 99 messages. She was finally willing to return to me. She said, "Send your mother!" I cried. It turned out that hard work is really useful. She has already begun to think about seeing my mother. Yes, she also likes me very much. 】
——March 8, sunny. [Just now I sent a 200 RMB red envelope to her on WeChat. She received it very quickly, but she didn't reply to me. I think she might be immersed in the touch. I sent her something delicious for lunch. The reply to me was a red exclamation mark. Red represents love. She must be embarrassed to say it so she expressed her love for me in this euphemistic way, and I love you too. 】
——March 9th, sunny. [Today I turned over the garbage she dumped, and I found a piece of wet toilet paper. I hurriedly took the toilet paper to soak in water. I knew it smelled like her. 】
Jiang Chen: "..."
Seeing this, Jiang Chen couldn't stand it anymore.
Especially the last one, soak in water and drink...
Wo Ri, I was really nauseous, nauseous, and nauseous.
This cliff is an ultimate licking dog.
No, it should be—the ultimate licking dog!
How to save this kind of dog licking?
Jiang Chen is also a bit Muggle.
"Auntie...your son, I think..."
"Is it hopeless...Hey, I know that the woman among him is very poisonous..." Speaking of this, the aunt sighed.
Suddenly, Jiang Chen's inspiration flashed.
He thought of a way.
The woman in this diary is obviously a master green tea bitch, so she can find another master green tea bitch.
He can fight poison with poison!
Moreover, this mission is a bit special.
Maybe a special hidden event can be made.
Thinking of this, Jiang Chen didn't hesitate anymore.
"Auntie, I'll take this task first, but I don't know if I can succeed."
The aunt said happily: "Thank you young man, I can be the best, and I don't blame you for not."
After that, he transferred 5,000 yuan to Jiang Chen.
Proud!
This auntie must have some money!
The aunt left his son's information.
"Which green tea **** should I look for?"
Jiang Chen met a lot of green tea bitches, but the mobile phone did not leave a phone number.
at this time...
Jiang Chen glanced around the mall subconsciously.
"what..."
Jiang Chen suddenly saw a familiar figure.
"Isn't this the senior green tea-fitness girl Liu Lan?"
This Liu Lan and Jiang Chen are very familiar. They face each other on a blind date. Jiang Chen hangs for dinner with Su Xiaoxiao, and Jiang Chen hangs for the live fitness broadcast...
Can be considered an acquaintance.
At this moment, Liu Lan was leaning against the corridor fence on the third floor of the shopping mall, chatting with another girl who was fair but also a little cute, and pointed to a boy downstairs who was drinking coffee from time to time.
Jiang Chen walked over, just about to say hello.
result...
When he heard Liu Lan's words, he gave a sharp kick.
At this time, Liu Lan was teaching the cute girl the method of cutting men:
"I think the guy in your picture (the coffee guy downstairs) is an honest guy...you wait like this..."
"When you chat with him, you mainly listen, making him mistakenly think that he is spitting lotus witty words and giving him a little confidence..."
"But chatting is not enough. Give him a chance to get the bait. For example, even if you can carry a bucket of water with one hand, you have to pretend to be a bottle cap. Even if you learn to be rich, you must pretend to be nothing Understand, if you are scheming and calculating, you have to pretend to be a pure white little sheep.
"Every time he performs, you have to use your most admired look and the most awkward tone to express your admiration for him."
"Next, you can go to the next step, money! You have to express your current predicament, and he will soon hand over the money to you obediently. At this time, you must say:'I can't ask for this money. Because you are so kind to me, I don't know how to repay you.'This makes him think that you are a sensible and heart-wrenching little girl."
"At this time, these men obviously want you to agree with your body, but at this time they will be more Virgin than Maria, and then under your guidance, say the words that led them into the abyss:'I will do it for you Everything is willing!' So far, the first stage is complete!"
After the girl listened, she was stunned.
There are so many more exquisite?
At this time, bang bang bang~~~
Applause sounded from behind.
Jiang Chen applauded, smiling and admiring, giving Green Tea Liu Lan a thumbs up.
"Awesome, professional enough, I take it!"
Liu Lan turned around and saw Jiang Chen.
"It's you?!"
It was angry at first, but when he thought of Jiang Chen's ability to make money, he quickly filled with smiles.
"Brother Chen, what a coincidence."
"Liu Lan, who is this handsome guy? So handsome!" The girl next to her pulled Liu Lan's sleeve, and the excitement in her eyes almost overflowed.
Liu Lan ignored her.
It was too late for her to flatter Jiang Chen, how could she introduce it to other women?
Jiang Chen is straight to the point: "I'm here to let you do things for me."
Liu Lan grinned: "What does Brother Chen need me to do? As long as I can do it, Liu Lan will not refuse."
Jiang Chen: "Help me make a boy. That boy was fascinated by another green tea bitch. You are also a green tea bitch. You just used poison to fight poison and **** him."
Am I a green tea bitch?
Liu Lan almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood.
Brother Chen, you are really welcome to speak!
Aren't you afraid that I won't help this?
I, Liu Lan, are also very temperamental, okay?
Jiang Chen: "If you give a word, help or not."
Liu Lan categorically said: "Help! How can you not help?!"
What a joke!
The boss asks you to do something, but you dare not do it?
After the current event comes true, are you still afraid that the boss won't have the money to reward you?
Jiang Chen nodded with satisfaction: "That's it, after the matter is done, I won't treat you badly..."
Jiang Chen handed Liu Lan the information of Licking Dog Chen Hui.
......
......
Huguangxi County Community.
Security booth at the gate of the community.
Licking the dog Chen Hui, wearing a security uniform, stood at the gate with a sweet face.
Today, he successfully applied for a security guard in the community where the goddess lives, so that he can see the goddess every day!
Make a call to the goddess.
Unexpectedly, this time the goddess picked it up!
"Hey, honey, when are you coming?"
"I......"
At this moment, Chen Hui was already speechless with excitement!
He quickly jumped to an explosion and died on the spot!
As a result, before Chen Hui could speak, the goddess suddenly said:
"How disgusting it is you!"
Then hung up Chen Hui's call.
Chen Hui: "???"
nausea?
What do you mean?
After thinking for half an hour, he finally solved the mystery of the goddess, he got it!
"Hahaha~ It turned out to be like this. The first half of the goddess must be because she feels too numb, while the second half is because the goddess is unwell and nauseous... The goddess seems to be in poor health, no, I want to give her Just buy antiemetics!"
Like a cheerful little bird, Chen Hui went to the drugstore to buy the medicine and then delivered it to the door of the goddess' house.
He knew that the goddess would not open the door, so he put the medicine at the door and left.
On the way back, Chen Hui became more excited as he thought about it!
"Hahaha~~ I am a step further away from the goddess!"