[Dingdong, you have a new order...]
"I'm queuing at the [Shuimu New City] house purchase office, but my ID card is at home! Send it to me as soon as possible! If my brother can deliver it in half an hour! My five-star praise + 100 yuan reward!"
The customer's tone was very anxious, and Jiang Chen could understand it.
Buying a house is anxious.
But looking at the gap between the customer's home and Shuimu New City, Jiang Chen said: "..."
Hemp egg!
So far.
A full 15 kilometers.
This distance, half an hour to deliver, it is difficult.
Fortunately... Jiang Chen is an omnipotent errand brother!
Jiang Chen jumped on Lightning 8, sprinted all the way, and went straight out.
The reason why I ride a bicycle instead of driving is because I am afraid of traffic jams.
There is no solution to the traffic jam in the imperial capital, as long as it is blocked, no matter whether you are a thousand-year-old car or a hundred thousand, don't even think about leaving.
Jiang Chen only took 27 minutes to obtain his ID card and came to Shuimu New City.
Jiang Chen came to the sales office and found the customer on the phone...
It was a young couple.
The man, the gentleman, and the woman with eyes, look like a pair of Kochi families.
But arguing.
"Why did you forget to bring your ID when buying a house today?"
The woman accuses the man: "Are you a pig brain?"
The man was also very irritable: "Before I left home, I really checked it out. Later, if you wanted to confirm it, you took it. I forgot it later."
"So, blame me?"
The woman is angry: "If you can't buy this house, it's your fault!"
Both husband and wife were in a hurry.
Jiang Chen walked up.
"Hello, your ID card."
Jiang Chen handed the ID card to the man.
The couple breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
The man looked at his watch and frowned for 28 minutes.
"Hello, according to your order, within half an hour, five-star praise +100!"
Jiang Chen said lightly.
When he heard 100, the man felt a little distressed and frowned.
Hemp egg!
So expensive!
I want to buy a house, and I am tight now, and I don’t want to give it 100. What should I do?
There is it!
The man frowned, thinking about it.
"Why are you so slow?"
He scolded Jiang Chen loudly: "It's all overtime!"
Jiang Chen: "??? Why did it time out? It's only 28 minutes."
"What 28 minutes?"
The man was unreasonable, pointing to his watch and said, "Look, it's 31 minutes now!"
Jiang Chen's face sank, and he said word by word: "Just now, when I gave you your ID, it was 28 minutes!"
"Say it? What's your attitude?"
The man was aloof and said arrogantly: "What you said, my dignified Mizuki graduate student can even afford a 100,000-square-foot school district room here. For 100 yuan, you frame a little errand brother?"
There were a lot of people around, all queuing to buy a house, and when they heard this, they all gathered around.
There was a lot of discussion.
"Let me go, this buyer is actually a graduate student of Mizuki?"
"Amazing."
"Such a wise man, 100,000 yuan per square meter can afford a room in the school district. It's impossible to frame a little brother, right?"
"This little brother, it should be ignored."
"It is unreasonable to stir three points. Alas, the current errand brother, for 100 yuan, really..."
Jiang Chen was laughed at by this popularity.
Ha ha.
Mizuki graduate student?
Pretty awesome?
Jiang Chen certainly doesn't care about the 100 yuan, but what is his temper?
He has always been the only one to bully customers, so how can customers bully him?
For this 100 yuan, Jiang Chen can feed the dog, but how can Jiang Chen be able to do it because he is so reckless and framed?
Jiang Chen smiled coldly and took out his phone!
It turned out that he had all videotaped just now!
Jiang Chen opened the video with a cold face.
In the video, he ran to the identity of a man just now, and the time he passed the identity was 5 minutes ago!
Jiang Chen spoke quickly and clearly: "Now, it is 11:42. The video I gave you proves that I was 11:37, and I took your ID card to you. This mobile phone order record shows that you are 11:09, the order! You said, within 30 minutes, get your ID card, you will give five-star praise + 100 red envelopes. I took 28 minutes to get it back for you, you don’t say anything about it. Do you want to beat me up and frame me as a shame?"
He showed evidence to the people around him and said loudly:
"Everyone will take a look, and they will all come to comment. This man who claims to be a graduate student of Mizuki, just forget about it, and frame me? Is there any reason?"
When everyone saw it, they discussed and condemned Mizuki O.
"Brother is so right and confident, he should be right!"
"Oh, just charge 100 yuan, really shouldn't."
"This quality is no one!"
"High-achieving students, so unqualified?"
"..."
Mizuki man never expected that this errand boy was so powerful, he didn't suffer at all, and he was justified. Exposing him, he became irritated: "You, your service attitude? Bad review! I want to complain to you!"
"Complaint? Whatever you want!"
Jiang Chen said coldly: "However, today I want to say that I don't want to say anything to you. I will be completely exposed for my ugly face, so I won't be able to get out of this tone."
He picked up the phone and began to take pictures of Mizuki O: "I'll send you a voice in a while!"
Jiang Chen, the major shareholder of ByteDance, please understand?
On Shan Yin, which video Jiang Chen wants to catch on, isn't it a matter of a word?
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what?
Mizuki man and woman were dumbfounded when they heard it.
Unexpectedly, this errand boy is still playing 阧yin? Do you still know the sound?
"You, what are you taking?"
Mizuki covered his face, becoming irritated, and shouted: "You are infringing on my privacy, I'm going to sue you! Damn, you are a errand guy, the bottom of the society is LOW, so you dare to expose me?"
How can Jiang Chen care about this?
Just a few words, Jiang Chen has always been the only one to bully customers. How can any customer dare to bully Jiang Chen?
With a wave of operations, Jiang Chen directly recorded the scene of the conflict, wrote two sentences about the cause and effect, and posted them on the sound.
Then, Jiang Chen sent a WeChat message to the beating byte.
The Yin Yin said: "Received!"
Then, recommend!
Anyone who clicks on the sound will see this video for the first time.
Mizuki Nan, opened the sound, took a look, his face changed drastically.
The first time he brushed the sound, he framed Jiang Chen for 100 yuan, deliberately spilled dirty water, and distorted the facts of the video.
There is also a video of him cursing.
"How is it possible for you? Why did you post the sound, just recommend it?"
The woman's expression also changed. She took out her mobile phone and clicked on the sound. This is the first video that came out!
"Oh my god, husband, me too!"
"Damn! Damn it!"
Mizuki man covered his face.
Other onlookers who ate melons all spoke the sound, and found that~~
Without exception, this video was the first to be posted.
There was a lot of discussion.
"This, it's hot!"
"Oh my God, the number of likes broke 10,000 in a blink of an eye!"
"There are also reposts that have broken 10,000!"
"This errand boy is so awesome! Fangyin is playing!"
"I don't think this is not six or six. The key is that the younger brother will post if he wants to post it, and recommend it if he post it! This is amazing!"
"Could it be... this little brother has a background in Fangyin and a backstage? No? Hahaha~~"
The man was trembling with anger when he was manipulated by Jiang Chen: "Wait for me, I will give you a bad review, and then I will call to complain to you! Let you lose your job! You are a bottom of society, dare to treat Mizuki Postgraduate shot? Got it right? I make you regret it!"
Jiang Chen looked frank: "You just complain, if you can let the company fire me, count me as losing! I'll give you 1,000!"
The people at the scene were stunned.
"Brother, such an iron?"
"Complain, this is a great thing, boy, you might be unemployed!"
"Brother, you still have to admit it."
"If you are under the eaves, you can't help but bow your head. Brother, if you can't bear it, you'll be mad!"
The people around were not optimistic about Jiang Chen.
The man triumphantly picked up the phone and called the UP errand company directly.
"I want to complain to you a runner! I ask you to fire him immediately!"
Customer service of the errand company: "Hello? Which errand?"
"The job number is 200095!"
The man said viciously: "Get out of this person right away! Otherwise~~"
The customer service checked, it was Jiang Chen.
The customer service manager came over, took a look, and whispered: "The signal is not good!"
"O**K!"
The customer service made a gesture.
"Hello? I can't hear you clearly! Sorry, I can't hear the guest!"
"Madan! I walked here, did you hear clearly?"
"Still not working, or forget it?"
"No, no, I'll go there~~the signal is good there!"
The man ran under a signal tower again!
Behind this is the signal tower!
He obviously saw someone calling next to him, and the signal was good!
"Hey, I still can't hear you clearly!"
"The person next to me can hear you clearly! Don't pretend to be confused!"
The man was angry.
"Maybe he used a move, you used a connection, right?"
The guest costume was dumbfounded.
"What? I obviously used One Move! The signal has never been a problem! I'm standing under the One Move signal tower now!"
The man flew into a rage: "If you pretend to be confused, I will complain to you!"
"Oh, I can hear a little now, you say, which one do you want to complain about?"
The customer service sticks out his tongue.
"I want to complain to Jiang Chen!"
"Jiang, what is Jiang?"
The customer service began to play dumb again.
"Jiang Chen!"
"What Chen?"
"Jiang Chen!"
"Jiang Wuchen?"
"It's Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen!!"
The man's veins were violent and thunderous.
The customer service can answer every sentence, but they just go around in circles and pretend to be inaudible.
"Yeah, it still doesn't work. Recently my ears are a little bit behind! Can't hear me!"
"???"
The man was dumbfounded.
The signal was bad before, but the ears turned a little back. What's the matter?
You TM must be kidding me!
"Mr. No, I will give you a waiver. Then you can forget it. This complaint signal is not good, or my ears are not very good, just can't hear Jiang Chen's name!"
The customer service is serious nonsense.
"..."
The man is dumbfounded!
I rub!
Haven't you heard it clearly?
Jiang Chen, don't you know?
Not yet agreed, the customer service has hung up.
the man:"......"
? ? ?
In the past, I always complained. One complaint was accurate. How could all kinds of supernatural incidents explode when encountering this Jiang Chen?
The customer service either pretended to be confused, or pretended that the signal was not good. They all said Jiang Chen's name, but insisted: "I can't hear the name Jiang Chen!"
Do you treat me as a fool?
The man’s voice was loud, and everyone around him laughed!
"Under the signal tower, the signal is not good, is it okay?"
"What's your name? Jiang Chen! What Chen? Jiang Chen! Jiang what Chen? Jiang Chen! Oh, I can't hear the name Jiang Chen!"
"Ahaha, this wave of operations is so stunned! It's extinguished!"
"It can be said that it is a standard model for guest clothing dumbfounded!"
"Haha, you can't wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, and you can't complain about a little runner who doesn't want to accept your complaint!"
The shadow area in a man's heart is infinite!
Acting hard, the car overturned!
I wanted to threaten Jiang Chen with a complaint, but who would have thought that Jiang Chen would not eat this set, but instead let him roll over!
Tragic.
"You people at the bottom of society! LOW is forced!"
The man was weak when he scolded, just like this one sentence over and over again.
At this time, his wife stood up.
"Don't be familiar with this kid!"
The woman sneered: "He's a errand runner, compared with our kind, you Mizuki, my Beijing University, who directly bought a 100,000-square-meter house in the school district? You are more true to him, this is not a surrender status?"
When the woman spoke, the man snorted and waved to Jiang Chen, "Hurry up and get out of here! I bought a house today, and I'm not in the mood to spend time with you. I'll take care of you when I look back."
Jiang Chen sneered coldly.
buy house?
Can I let you buy it here?
This is the plate of my Yida Group!
The man turned around and said nervously to the woman: "Wife, do you think we can buy a house?"
The woman from Beijing University smiled confidently and said, "Don't worry! Through our classmate relationship, a vice president of Yida Group gave me the internal position, and got the number 299! Open today, there are a total of 300 sets. No matter what, we will all You can buy a house. This school district house, you can earn it if you buy it! Even if it comes out and resells, let alone earn 1 million!"
Seeing Jiang Chen not leaving, the man deliberately said loudly, "Oh, no way. We are a graduate student of Shuimu and a graduate student of Beijing University. The social resources are so awesome! Those ordinary folks can't buy houses in line all night for three days and three nights. We can buy it properly with just one phone. Don't even think about anything that does errands."
"This is our social level!"
"Our son, in the future, will be able to go to Shuimu Primary School, Secondary School, and a famous school along the way!"
"In the future, our descendants will still be masters!"
"Some errand boys, even if they know how to play 阧音, what can they do?"
"The ancients said, one fate, two luck, three geomantic omen, four accumulating virtues, five readings, six names, seven aspects, eight respects to gods, nine nobles, ten self-cultivation!"
The Mizuki man was aloof and proudly said to Jiang Chen: "I tell you these things, you don't understand it! Haha~~"
Jiang Chen sneered: "Are you sure, you can buy the school district room here?"
"of course!"
Mizuki Nan especially couldn't bear Jiang Chen's sneer and sarcasm, and couldn't help but pretend to force him: "You didn't hear my wife say just now that we have an internal relationship and got the number 299! A total of 300 sets were opened today! I will definitely be able to buy them. Here!"
"Internal relations? Oh!"
Jiang Chen looked at the people who lined up behind and couldn't see his head, and said loudly: "Someone here said that he has internal relations, and he got the number 299! You guys who lined up for three days and three nights were all cut in by him!"
This time, all the people who lined up to buy a house were blown up!
Shuimu New City, but the hottest red plate.
Countless buyers, in order to be able to buy, are queuing here in advance, there are really queuing all night.
As soon as I heard that someone in front of me jumped in and squeezed in through a relationship, the crowd immediately fried the pot!
If there is one more in the front, there will be less chance to buy it in the back.
If there is one less at the front, there will be one more opportunity to buy at the back.
"Why can you jump in the queue? I want to report!"
"What's your name? No. 299, right? Report!"
"Internal relations? As the sales office's policy says, they are treated equally, and the market queues up to subscribe!"
A group of people are fierce, and they can't wait to clean up the pretentious "Kochi couple."
The Kochi couple panicked.
I didn't expect this errand brother Jiang Chen to be so good!
"He's nonsense! We got it in line!"
The Kochi woman panicked and kicked her husband severely.
The pretending man also quickly said: "Yes, I was bragging just now, I was pretending to be pretending! I'm sorry, everyone, we have no internal relationship at all, it was my queuing up to 299! Forgive me, I’m pretending to be. King! I was wrong!"
In order to admit his mistake and calm the anger, he had to slap his own two big loud slaps!
Snapped! Snapped!
Pretending to be Mizuki, his face was swollen.
The people looked at each other.
This person is a wolf!
Can bend and stretch.
Seeing that the situation is not good, just slap yourself?
Also admit that you are a pretending king?
Although people were still dubious, Mizuki slapped himself, and there was no real evidence to prove that they had jumped in the queue, so he had to give up temporarily.
But the suspicious eyes focused on them.
The pretending man was swollen with two faces, his eyes breathed fire, and he stared at Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen smiled.
"what on earth do you want?"
Pretending to force the man angrily.
Jiang Chen said coldly: "You promised me, five-star praise +100! If you don't give it to me, I won't leave, I'll make trouble for you, so you can't buy it!"
Pretending to make a man go crazy.
......
The woman thought for a while, gave Jiang Chen 100 with a look of disgust, and waved: "Let's go, let's go! 100 is here for you!"
"How about five-star praise?"
Jiang Chen said lightly.
According to his judgment, the [Experience Life Sign-in System] has the highest probability of activation of hidden events only in the case of five-star praise.
"I give you!"
Pretending to be a man viciously rated a five-star praise.
Jiang Chen smiled: "Okay, what I deserve, I got it. But what did you say about framing me just now?"
Jiang Chen is not a bad guy!
Although it is hard to say that Jiaxuan will be repaid, Jiang Chen will definitely not suffer a dark loss!
One by one, you have to be clear!
"you!"
Pretending to be mad: "What do you want?"
"Openly, apologize to me!"
Jiang Chen said solemnly: "Acknowledging that you looked down on our running errands just now is a mistake and discrimination! If you admit that you framed me, I will let you go."
"fart!"
The man pretended to be furious: "It is impossible to apologize. I want my graduate student Mizuki to give you an errand to apologize? It's impossible for a lifetime!"
Jiang Chen smiled slightly: "Then just wait and see."
At this time~~
The grand prince Wang Cong of Yida Group walked over.