Chapter 445： Pretending to be a dog, rushing toward your face!

Jiang Chen bought a villa in Tiancheng Jiazhu Yayuan, and he was in a good mood.

At night, the low-key Phaeton W12 was still driving to pick up Yang Yiyi.

When Yang Yiyi saw Jiang Chen, he was happy and a little bit distressed.

"what happened?"

Jiang Chen said strangely.

"Today, we held an event for a senior member of a financial central enterprise to go back to school to give lectures. As a result, he insisted on changing my WeChat account and kept sending me messages."

Yang Yiyi was a little depressed: "What about me? I just became the president of the freshman student union. I can't go unpaid for this kind of thing. But I really hate this person."

Jiang Chen smiled.

I can't tell, Yang Yiyi is a girl with enough heart and eyes.

Not being fooled by anyone.

Not bad.

"How can you hate him?"

Jiang Chen smiled: "It sounds like a financial central enterprise is not bad."

"Cut~~"

Yang Yiyi curled his lips and said: "Although I have only been admitted to college, I have been with Brother Chen for a while, not a fool. If you have seen people, look at this person."

She handed Jiang Chen the phone.

Jiang Chen took a look.

Huh?

This person's name is Jing Xi. That's okay.

It can be fooled.

It's a bit like Jin Dong, not about looks, but about dressing up.

Image management, this product is a serious reference to Jindong, and the elites do it.

Self-introduction: Working in Financial Street, a financial central enterprise.

Jiang Chen curled his lips.

Anyone who introduces himself like this is basically pretending to be compelling.

As far as he knows, what are generally known as financial central enterprises are generally secondary or even tertiary companies of central enterprises. After all, how can the headquarters of central enterprises contain so many people? They are all trusts and funds under the headquarters. If it is the head office of a big bank, it will directly say that the head office is X.

From his self-portrait photos, you can see where the goods go. They are all in suits. Sometimes the photos will be taken with a three-piece suit, which is quite internal.

Wear big names, use big names, show big names, and despise others without using big names.

Leave a message in the circle of friends.

"I don't quite understand why some people like to wear Hongxing Erke? This kind of stall is a Chinese imitation of the international big brand, and it has a copycat atmosphere everywhere, and it is LOW! Obviously Adidas Nike is cheap to the price of cabbage, why buy domestic products! Unbelievable!"

Below is Jiugongge, showing his 9 pairs of brand-name shoes in his collection. Among them, you can see that coconut shoes are expensive.

Underneath, there are quite a few girls who like it.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Sure enough, pretending to be a dog, rushing toward your face!

In a country with more than one billion people and an income of less than a thousand, there are people who frantically preach, why are you still wearing domestic products instead of Adidas?

This TM Puhui Emperor "people have no food to eat, why don't they eat meat porridge?"

You know what you ask!

Why don't you pay everyone to buy a pair of Adinike? Guaranteed to wear.

"This person is so disgusting."

Yang Yiyi said coldly.

"Oh, more."

Jiang Chen scrolled down the circle of friends and found that this person really likes drying up.

But he never shows his family, and he never sees whether he is married or child-bearing. There are absolutely no photos of his wife and children.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Hehe, sinister intentions, scumbag style.

If you don’t expose your family, what should you do?

Dry the meat!

This person especially likes drying meat!

He likes to expose his upper body, fitness photos, and photos of all kinds of sweaty muscles. You can see that he has six pack abs. Sometimes I don’t mind sending it out to Moments with my pants.

But how poisonous is Jiang Chen's vision?

You can tell at a glance~~

His muscles, that's all, it feels like painted!

That's right!

Dear straight men and single dogs, I’m afraid I don’t know the fact that it’s a muscle photo of a lot of fitness crazy friends, in fact...all can be done later!

For example, the CCTV host's photos showing muscles use matte shadows, which look very impressive.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Hemp egg!

The purpose of this bullying, fitness, is to show off and pretend to be bullshit, right?

But it seems to be very efficient to make a girl like this.

After all, many low-key boys, such as Jiang Chen himself, do not post photos for fitness. The girls don't have X-ray eyes, how do you know that you are in good shape?

Jiang Chen saw that under a picture, there was a girl questioning this person's show.

"Fitness is just fitness, why do you have to send it out? Isn't this showing off?"

Maybe the girl is an ugly girl. This person has no scruples. She sneered and went back unceremoniously: "This is a trace of the body management of elite men in our financial circle! You lazy women who don’t use KEEP and don’t practice yoga, won’t it? There are good men to love."

This guy is super confident, if you tease him, he will DISS you!

Jiang Chen: Maybe, this person's real figure is the same as Xiao Yueyue!

In short, it can be seen in the circle of friends that this person is a little taller, handsome and a bit muscular, rich...

That's really water and water~~

With the ability of Jiang Chen's senior appraiser to appraise a bitch, he can tell at a glance that this person is not too rich.

Jiang Chen himself is a super rich man, so he can easily identify this kind of rich man who pretends to be rich. Although he can deceive many people who don't know the truth on the surface, Jiang Chen is strict and there are ridiculous loopholes everywhere.

For example~~

He drives a luxury car and often shows off.

Maserati!

When ordinary people hear it, I clean the luxury car.

But Jiang Chen knew it at a glance.

This car is actually Maserati’s Geberit.

That is, Maserati's cheapest, entry-level car!

The cheapest, landing price, but 700,000!

But it can bluff people.

Especially those girls who have not been well involved in the world, and the little beauties in the financial circle who have just graduated from university, when they see Dealing with a Maserati driving and wearing a suit and leather shoes, they will be dizzy and think it is a prince charming.

The one who rides the white horse is not the same as the prince, but also the Tang Seng!

Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but bird people!

Another example~~

This product is in the circle of friends and posted a photo.

A photo of a very popular star at the concert.

In order to increase the youthful temperament and not be regarded as a "greasy old dog", when going to an idol concert, you must buy a front row seat and show the fare. In addition, you have a somewhat old face. The copywriting is also very sensational. : "Exoded for half a lifetime, and returned as a teenager."

After reading it, Jiang Chen almost laughed and called.

This is really a breath of pretense.

At this time~~

Yang Yiyi's phone rang suddenly.

It's that man!

His name is "Jingxi"!

Jingxi calls.

Yang Yiyi looked disgusted. After spending time with Jiang Chen, he had seen any good things. He was very immune to such pretending men.

Jiang Chen called her: "Just pick it up. Even if you do a good thing every day, it will help the people."

Yang Yiyi burst out laughing.

Already understood in seconds.

Jiang Chen, it's time to make a move.

Jiang Chen: I do this, not for anything else, only for my brothers! The little beauties in the world can't be harmed by such people.

Yang Yiyi answered the phone.

"Hey?"

"Yiyi?"

Jing Xi looked at her senior brother's mature face, and said softly: "Have you eaten yet? May I invite you to have a meal?"

"Senior Brother, you and I just met today, so we will have dinner together, is it appropriate?"

Yang Yiyi joked.

"Suitable." Jing Xi.

Yang Yiyi looked at Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen nodded.

Yang Yiyi said, "But I, tonight, I have an appointment with another brother for dinner."

"what?"

When Jing Xi heard it, he was frightened and angry.

He went back to his alma mater today to participate in the forum activities, but he didn't realize it, his eyes were bright!

I saw Yang Yiyi!

Yang Yiyi is the kind of beauty of the heavenly immortal level, the freshman, the kind of beauty and fairy.

Freshmen in the freshman year are generally a bit earthy, but Yang Yiyi is different.

As soon as she entered the gate of Imperial Capital University, she became a recognized school flower in the school. From the seniors to the freshmen, no one raised any objections.

Some people say that Yang Yiyi is the most temperamental and beautiful school flower in the century of the imperial capital.

Jing Xi originally thought that Yang Yiyi had already met on the second day of enrollment, and he was quick enough. Who would have thought that "the little lotus only showed its sharp horns, and the dragonfly had long been standing on its head"?

She actually had an appointment with her brother?

"Who?"

Jing Xi said angrily: "Yiyi, I can tell you that society is treacherous these days. Don't believe those men who look glamorous on the surface but have no money in fact. Most of the handsome, rich and handsome, in fact, are just as good as the water. !"

Yang Yiyi almost laughed.

She deliberately said: "That way, brother, you have always said that you are rich, rich and handsome, have you also mixed up with water?"

"This~"

Jing Xi was suddenly embarrassed.

Hemp egg!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

How can you ask me such a question!

Heartbroken!

"Haha, Sister Yiyi, you are so humorous. Although I am not a tall, rich and handsome person, at least I am more reliable than some pretending people."

Jingxi boasted.

"is it?"

Yang Yiyi said slowly: "Then come here, we are eating now."

"eat?"

Jingxi's spirit came: "Don't let him fool you! What kind of broken place? How about I take you to eat in the most high-end restaurant in the Imperial City?"

"What restaurant?"

Yang Yiyi asked deliberately.

"It's Xinrongji!"

Jing Xi originally thought that Xinrong remembered that it was expensive, and it would be a little bit more painful for two people to eat it.

But in order to pick up girls and tease girls, just go ahead and forget it!

Damn, see how you compare to me?

He went directly to the highest ranking Xin Rong Ji!

It's a win!

Jiang Chen and Yang Yiyi looked at each other and laughed.

Jiang Chen was noncommittal and took a sip from the cup.

Yang Yiyi endured a smile and said, "Well, I've heard of Xinrongji. Then you decide your position first, I'll wait for your news."

She hung up directly.

Jingxi is full of energy!

There is a door!

Haha, look at the master of my love for girls, Gao Fushuai, and let this little sister in the imperial capital have a lot of pink hands.

The wife next to him, watching TV, suddenly became excited when she watched him: "What are you doing?"

"Oh, my wife, there is something wrong with my work, I want to ask you for a leave."

Jingxi stood up, put on a three-piece suit with an artifact, a suit and shoes: "I want to go back to the unit immediately."

"???"

Wife is dissatisfied: "What's wrong with your funds? Always work overtime."

"Oh, there is no way."

Jing Xi looked helpless and said, "Work, it's all for this family."

The wife had to wave her hand and let him go.

Jing Xi ran away in a hurry.

Drive on his Maserati and go straight on the road!

While walking, call Xin Rong Ji.

"Hey, I want to book a box."

"No."

"Then ~~ book a hall?"

"nor!"

"???"

Jing Xi looked embarrassed: "What else? As long as I can eat, 2 people!"

"I am sorry."

The waiter politely said: "We are all full tonight, now we make an appointment. We will go after the number 200. It should not work tonight, sir."

Jing Xi: "..."

Hemp egg!

This is more embarrassing.

He could only call Yang Yiyi and coughed: "Yiyi, in fact, I always go to Xinrongji, and I go too much. But unfortunately today, Xinrongji is actually full. You are not. I know, the food and beverage situation in the Imperial Capital is really hot. No, let me change one..."

He boasted again.

Who knows.

Yang Yiyi said indifferently, "Oh, no, my elder brother has already booked a private room. The best private room, we've already tasted tea here, just come here.

Jing Xi, who is pretending to be guilty, said: "..."

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Hemp egg!

Obviously it's already set, let me make it?

Ma Dan, didn't I pretend to lift a rock and hit myself in the foot?

It's tragic.