The old man and the old lady were shocked to Jiang Chen, and greeted them with all kinds of politeness.
Because the old man was really poor at home before he was 30 years old, his family was a mess, but when he was young, his grandmother used to find someone to give him a divination!
That time the fortune-telling master said that the boy was poor before his 30s, but after his 30s, he will be rich.
The old man never took it seriously, and even deliberately went against the destiny.
Before he was 30 years old, he didn't study hard or work hard. He was just lazy and didn't learn anything.
He never touched even the lottery.
I'm afraid that I will run from time to time and suddenly become rich. What should I do?
Who knows~~
On the morning of his 30th birthday.
Suddenly there was a word "demolition" on the wall in front of the house!
The word does not matter!
His family suddenly became very rich.
From then on, he, who had never believed in fate and fortune-telling, instantly became the most fanatical believer in fortune-telling.
As long as he encounters big and small things, he has to tell fortunes.
Unexpectedly, I met Jiang Chen downstairs today. Even if one sentence allowed him to be transferred on his 30th birthday, the family became rich overnight, and the old couple immediately looked at Jiang Chen with admiration.
Please go upstairs to Jiang Chen and sit at home.
At the corner, Captain Zhou and Shazhu leaked their heads.
"Wow!" Captain Zhou admired: "Brother Chen is really a god! So accurate fortune-telling? Isn't it awesome?"
"That's what I told him!"
Silly Zhu laughed and said: "My girlfriend's house, just talk about this all day long and teach me! I'm afraid I don't know the experience of others getting rich overnight. No, I told Brother Chen."
Captain Zhou: "..."
Pretending to be risky, pretending to be struck by lightning!
This old lady likes to pick and choose from the future son-in-law, pretending to be contemptuous, but did not expect the son-in-law to find Jiang Chen and tell them all about them?
With this internal response, Jiang Chen fortune-telling, can he not be allowed?
Absolutely accurate leverage!
Team Zhou: I just laughed and cried~~
......
"Oh, fortune teller! Master!"
In Shazhu's home, the old man gave Jiang Chen a thumbs up: "One more thing to trouble you, my daughter, I've been worrying about getting married. Can you count it for her?"
Jiang Chen was crowded on the sofa in the living room, and Shazhu's girlfriend offered fragrant tea.
Jiang Chen glanced at the girl.
At first glance, although this girl looks mediocre, but with a very docile personality, she is very suitable for her little brother, Shazhu.
The old man believed Jiang Chen to his bones now.
But the old woman was still dubious about Jiang Chen.
The old man was about to talk endlessly, introducing the situation, but the old woman stopped the old man.
"Okay, don't say anything. The rest, let me do it!"
The old woman gave the old man a stern look.
The old man had to shut up and didn't dare to say more.
The old woman coughed and sneered: "Master, now, I still have some doubts about your skill!"
"???"
Jiang Chen smiled without saying a word.
The old woman said: "Because, my 30th birthday, many people know about getting rich overnight. If you listen to others, you can't count this as your skill."
Jiang Chen smiled: "Then what do you mean, how do you want me to tell my fortune?"
"Counting my girl, how many people are chasing it? Who is more suitable?"
The old woman made things difficult for Jiang Chen.
"what?"
The old man looked anxiously: "Old lady, aren't you making things difficult for the master? The master tells the fortune, it's impossible to count this fine?"
The stupid object is also dubious.
Who knows~~
Jiang Chen shook his head faintly: "No, no, what's the difficulty? I am proficient in astronomy, geography, the art of looking at the air, and the study of gossip. I can figure it out every minute. It's just that. If I am right about this level, do you two elders believe me?"
"That is!"
The old lady nodded and agreed.
Jiang Chen pinched his fingers, shook his head and sighed: "Hey, there should be two men who are pursuing your daughter right now, right?"
The old man, old lady, and daughter were shocked together.
This is amazing.
Jiang Chen continued: "One of them is 1.83 meters tall! He weighs 190 jins and he is a bold Northeast guy. He is very straightforward and has a straightforward personality. He doesn't speak very well. He doesn't seem to be a very clever Yazi! Isn't he?"
"Wow~~"
The daughter was surprised and clapped her hands: "Master, you are so amazing? Can you even figure out what my boyfriend is?"
Jiang Chenxin said~~
nonsense.
Your boyfriend is my little brother.
He begged me to come!
What do I not know?
Jiang Chen: →_→! The most interesting thing in the world is the fortune teller who knows the answer!
"Humph!"
When she mentioned the silly post, the mother-in-law gave a cold snort, very disapproving.
It seemed that Sha Zhu was right. The main opposition force in the subject's family was his future mother-in-law.
She looks down on stupid pillars.
Jiang Chen smiled without saying a word.
"Master, you just said one, is there another one?"
Asked the mother-in-law.
Jiang Chen pinched and counted: "The other one, he is a rich man! Isn't it?"
The mother-in-law smiled openly: "Yeah, yeah, you are pretty accurate!"
Jiang Chen: →_→!
In fact, Jiang Chen didn't know who the other man was, nor was Silly Zhu.
Even his partner has never seen that person.
It's all wishful thinking of the mother-in-law.
But for this kind of thing, how rich is Jiang Chen's life experience?
Just by guessing, you can stay on top of each other.
Jiang Chen guessed-Shazhu is not welcome, there must be a stronger competitor than him.
Therefore, let the old couple test Jiang Chen. When several men were chasing his girl, Jiang Chen answered two decisively, and he was right.
As for who the two fortune tellers are.
Jiang Chen only needs to take the template of the silly post, and guess it in turn, basically it's inseparable!
Isn’t the mother-in-law dissatisfied with the silly column because another condition is better?
As long as Jiang Chen turned the stupid pillar's template, on the other hand, it would definitely suit this old lady's heart!
Jiang Chen smiled secretly.
It's all routines!
He continued: "The other man who pursues your girl must be rich and smart! I don't expect to run to your house less often and give you things all day long! Honor!"
"Yeah!"
The girl's mother squinted her eyes with a smile, and kept nodding: "He, he is much better than that fool!"
"mom!"
The daughter was unhappy and complained: "Why do you always say that I am a fool?"
"Cut, his nickname is Silly Zhu. If he is not stupid, can he be called Silly Zhu?"
The old lady snorted coldly.
Jiang Chen couldn't laugh or cry.
Stupid, miserable mess.
Jiang Chen continued: "I'll pinch and count, you guys like this latter man, you want to marry your daughter to him, eat fragrant and spicy food, right?"
"Yes!"
The old lady believed Jiang Chen a little at this time, and she nodded and said: "Comparing these two men, how do I think, how do I feel that the man behind is more capable and rich, better than the silly post before, I don’t know. How many times! I would rather die than let my daughter marry Shao Zhu."
The daughter pouted: "Mom, don't say anything! What's wrong with my brother Shazhu? I think he treats me very well. I don't like that Sun Yi's slick tongue."
"Silly boy!"
The old lady said angrily: "Do you know what a fart now? Just seeing a man treat you nicely for a while, the key point is that he is a poor security guard and has no money.
No one thought that Jiang Chen shook his head and suddenly said: "No, no! If you do this, you will push your daughter into the fire pit! Let her fall into a hatred forever, hate you forever!"
"???"
The old lady was shocked.
The old man was shocked.
The daughter was shocked.
"what happened?"
The old man asked hurriedly.
At this time, they admired Jiang Chen to their bones. Jiang Chen said casually, he could calculate it accurately. This old man originally believed in fortune telling, how dare he not believe it now?
Jiang Chen shook his head and said, "According to my calculations, this person should be a southerner from his hometown?"
"correct!"
The old lady nodded repeatedly.
"Sun Yi, a southerner, and a native of Huo in the south. In your daughter's birthday, she is a Mu Mingren. Mu Mingren, how about going to the south?"
Jiang Chen's expression was serious, and he said with regret: "I'm afraid, I really let my daughter jump into the fire pit!"
"what?"
The family was stunned.
"Couldn't it?"
Jiang Chen came with his hand and opened his mouth: "Your girl was born on August 14, 1994. The horoscope is the Yi Chou year, Renwu, Moon, Yiyou Day, and Bingzi. In her horoscope, there are 3 words for wood and only 1 for water. Lack of water. Such a life must go to the south to really jump into the fire pit."
When he said this, the woman's house was shocked.
"!!!"
Because, from the beginning to the end, they never said the date of their daughter's birthday, let alone the birth date.
But Jiang Chen is awesome!
He doesn't need to tell, just by looking, can he tell the girl's birth date?
So awesome?
"real or fake?"
The old lady was stunned.
She was determined to get rid of the foolish post and let her daughter marry that Sun Yi.
"What can I do then? What kind of man should my daughter look for?"
The old man asked.
Jiang Chen continued: "Since I am a person who is dead and short of water, I naturally look for water! The north belongs to water in the five elements! Then you must find a son-in-law in the north! And it is best to stay in the north and marry not far!
"The son-in-law of the north?"
"Where is the best son-in-law? The best for my daughter?"
The old man asked.
Jiang Chen said lightly: "This is very easy. The north is water. The closer you are to the north, the more it is water! Think of yourself, and I can't tell you too many secrets."
The girl's eyes lit up: "Oh, if that's the case, then Brother Shazhu is the most suitable. He is from the Northeast, so he can't go to the north. And he won't go to the south. He always works in the imperial capital, and I can stay in the imperial capital. , Staying in the north is best for me."
The girl was happy and grinning.
Girl mother is angry!
How does this work?
Why does this master always speak to that stupid pillar?
What's so good about that silly post?
She angrily said: "I don't agree! I have found a few fortune tellers, and I have calculated that Sun Yi's birthday horoscope matches my daughter's birthday horoscope very well! Said the two are a match made in heaven. It's a fool, and the horoscope is not good. , I will not marry my daughter to him!"
She was so angry that she was furious.
The old man was convinced of Jiang Chen: "You calm down! The master hasn't said everything, if you marry your daughter to Sun Yi, I'm afraid it will be bad for her. Why do you have to fight against God's will?"
The old lady said angrily: "What God's will? What to do against? I don't believe it! I just look down on this stupid pillar~~"
Jiang Chen glanced at it and smiled slightly: "Don't think that Sha Zhu has no money now, but I have calculated that he is a silly person with a silly blessing, and he will definitely have money in the future."
"What stupid person has stupid blessing? How can a stupid post be rich?"
The old lady sneered and didn't believe it at all.
Jiang Chen calmly sent a WeChat message.
at this time.
Downstairs, there was a sudden sound of a horn.
"Wang Xi, come, come down. I'll take you for a drive!"
The silly voice sounded.
The daughter ran to the window in surprise.
one look.
It's a fool!
Sha Zhu actually drove a Mercedes-Benz, waiting for her downstairs.
"Don't go!"
The old lady said angrily.
She walked to the window and said to the silly post below: "Silly post, don't I disagree with your relationship? How come you return?"
Silly Zhu said loudly: "I, I won the 10 million lottery ticket! I bought a car, I bought a house, and I'm here to pick up Wang Xi!"
Wang Xi (daughter) was stunned at that time!
Mom was also stunned.
10 million?
Suddenly got 10 million?
The old man looked at his wife: "What, what should I do?"
Suddenly, his wife changed her mind suddenly!
"Ah, master! I think you are so accurate in fortune-telling!"
Praise Jiang Chen fiercely!
Jiang Chen: "..."
Old man: "..."
Wang Xi: "..."
The old lady smiled like a flower blooming, pointed at Jiang Chen, and changed her words 180 degrees: "When I saw you, the master, I felt that you were immortal, and what you said must be correct! Since you said, this person, Shazhu, What a blessing! Look at him, the heaven is full and the ground is round~~"
Jiang Chen: I am!
What is the full circle of the heavenly court? I think you are short of money for the five elements!
With money, everything is not a problem!