Recently, Jiang Chen was spotted.

With the popularity of Jiang's Energy Company, even if Jiang Chen wants to keep a low profile, his strength is no longer allowed.

At [Changan Yuxi Terrace], Jiang Chen went downstairs one day to pick up the car from the garage.

In the elevator, there was a man wearing a hat and a mask, and kept his head down.

Jiang Chen didn't think much, and walked in.

Who knows~~

The man suddenly took out a knife and held it against Jiang Chen's neck: "Don't make a noise! ​​If you dare to yell, I will kill you!"

Jiang Chen was stunned...

Dumbfounding.

There are such people?

In fact, Jiang Chen had noticed the murderous aura before he had the sword.

But Jiang Chen was curious, so he wanted to see what he was going to do?

After all, Jiang Chen's strength has surpassed the three best players in the world. If he doesn't want that man close to him, even the strongest special forces can never get close to Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen noticed that this person had bad intentions, and he also developed curiosity.

Is it a certain force sent to deal with itself?

Jiang Chen has absolute self-protection strength, and he is not afraid of this weak chicken at all. He wants to see who is behind this person? Jiang Chen was able to follow the vine and catch them all at once.

Therefore, Jiang Chen pretended to be surprised, played the acting skills of deceiving Jiang Chen, raised his hands and trembled: "You, what are you doing?"

The man's voice trembled, but his eyes showed madness: "I heard that you are very rich! Only then pretended to be a takeaway guy and mixed in! Stop talking nonsense, take money!"

Jiang Chen laughed blankly.

what?

That's it?

Love is to rob me?

His mind reading is on!

That man really thought so in his heart.

This is not someone or some force behind it, it's just a smashing poor man who has heard that Jiang Chen is rich and wants to rob Jiang Chen!

Jiang Chen was speechless for a while.

This is really a weak chicken.

So rushing in, is Tianchen Security Company's negligence for a while, and actually let him get close to him?

Jiang Chen also wanted to tease him: "Yes, but I have no money, buddy."

"how is this possible?"

The man nervously pointed at the car key in Jiang Chen's hand. That is the latest Mercedes-Benz series that Jiang Chen just started, and the Mercedes-Benz Group only sent it today: "Why don't you have any money if you drive this kind of car?"

Jiang Chen pointed to the Mercedes-Benz key and said lightly: "You said this? On the surface it is a Mercedes-Benz car key, in fact..."

He picked up the Benz key and lightly lit...

The Mercedes-Benz car key "slapped" and lit the flame.

"In fact, it is a lighter!"

The robber looked dumbfounded~~

Oh my God!

Feelings, this is not a car key at all? It's... a lighter?

Jiang Chen urged a narrow heart to come up, saying with earnest and earnest words: "You see? This lighter is not a car key at all, it is forced to use, 20 yuan a piece. You can't judge people by their appearance."

The robber was speechless: "..."

at this time...

The robber seemed to have discovered the New World again and pointed to the famous Anima brand on Jiang Chen's clothes: "Do you still want to pretend to be poor and lie to me? You are wearing Armani! Do you dare to cry poor?"

Jiang Chen looked down at the Armani brand on his pocket, curled his lips, and took off the Armani logo...

The robber looked dumbfounded~~

This thing, feelings are just for wearing? Fake?

Jiang Chen put the famous brand of Armani on his chest and patted the robber: "Well, now you are also wearing Armani. My suit is only 200 yuan. It cost 100, and I bought it. This Armani logo! Used to pick up girls and pretend to be forced! My whole body from start to finish is no more than 500! It's worse than what you wear!"

The robber looked down at the Armani logo on his chest, lost in thought: "..."

amount...

Emmmmm...

The scene was once very embarrassing!

Jiang Chen almost burst into laughter in his stomach.

"You, can't it? You have no money?"

The robbers were still not reconciled.

I stepped on it for a few days, and finally got in, just slipped out, how can I be reconciled?

Jiang Chen spread his hands: "Brother, I don't have any money, but I still have hundreds of thousands~~"

The eyes of the robber suddenly lit up: "Hundreds of thousands of what? Hundreds of thousands of what? It doesn't matter! Gold, US dollars, jewelry, stocks, I want them all!"

Jiang Chen glanced at him and said slowly, "I still have hundreds of thousands of foreign debts! Do you want it?"

Puff~~

The robber almost squirted out a mouthful of old blood~~

Hemp egg!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

What's wrong with hundreds of thousands? You actually have hundreds of thousands of foreign debts?

I robbed you for money, but you actually told me this?

The robber was mad with anger.

He took a closer look at Jiang Chen's wrist~~

Wearing that imperial crocodile watch! Vacheron Constantin!

It's worth 20 million.

He shouted like a treasure, "What is this on your wrist? Is it a gold watch? Take it off for me! Hurry up!"

Jiang Chen took off the emperor crocodile watch without a hurry, and handed it to the robber generously: "This is for you. It's okay. I bought it from a street stall to pretend to be a girl. 200! You! Go and sell it, maybe I can sell it for 50! Give this to you, can I go now?"

After speaking, he is leaving.

Who knows, the robber quickly stopped Jiang Chen, holding the Emperor Crocodile watch, frowned and said: "How can this thing be fake? 50? So worthless? You are fake all over?"

Jiang Chen shrugged and said faintly: "Yeah, I told you. I have no money at all. Didn't you see my bag with clothes for delivery? I'm traveling with you. I borrowed a friend’s house to live here temporarily. You robbed me. The Dragon King Temple was flooded by floods, and the family didn’t know the family anymore."

The robber turned his eyes, revealing a cunning light, and cursed: "I read less, and I want to lie to me! Now the mobile phone is very powerful and has a function of taking pictures. I just need to take a picture of this watch and input it. Know if this is true!"

He just did it, picked up his phone and shot Jiang Chen's crocodile.

Enter~

Snapped!

Jiang Chen's face was calm and calm, and he didn't worry about being seen through his lies.

The robber picked up the phone and took a look~~

Enter the picture of the emperor crocodile table, and the result is ~~

No response at all!

Robber: "..."

Hemp egg! Is it really a fake? Can't even recognize the network?

Jiang Chen said indifferently: "Hehe, did you see it? This is a completely local stall, a domestic imitation product, forged in order to imitate the Emperor Crocodile Totem of the Vacheron Constantin brand!"

The robber was sweating profusely and looked down for a long time~~

He searched the official website of Vacheron Constantin, the Emperor Crocodile Totem.

My eyes are bright, I found it!

but!

He found that Jiang Chen’s watchband is a "stainless steel" metal watchband, while the official website is made of crocodile leather.

"Nima! It's not the same piece at all!"

The robber cursed and returned the emperor crocodile watch to Jiang Chen:

"It's really unlucky! Where did you buy a fake watch! The counterfeiting technology is too bad! People's official website is crocodile leather, why do you make a stainless steel watch band? Don't want to fool me with this messy stall!"

Jiang Chen: →_→! It's really not that I didn't give you a chance, brother, you successfully missed 20 million!

This Emperor Crocodile watch is produced in less than 10 pieces worldwide, and the pure platinum watchband is customized by Jiang Chen for 6 million. Of course, there is no official website.

Moreover, the most expensive thing is not the strap, but the dial made by Vacheron Constantin's unique LesCabinotiers attic craftsmen!

That dial is worth 19 million!

This is a loss of ignorance!

25 million things are in front of you, you don't even know the series!

"Then you, you live in such a moat house, what is true?"

The robber broke down~~

"I still want to grab something and go back to have a good meal. I have eaten instant noodles for several weeks! I really have no money."

Jiang Chen felt a little sympathetic to this robber.

He escaped from his pocket without rushing to get a sushi ticket and placed it in the hands of the robbers.

"Don't worry. You won't get nothing. This sushi voucher is real! Absolutely 20% off! You can go to the Japanese sushi restaurant at the gate of our community and have a try. I have already tried it, fidelity !"

The robber looked down at the sushi coupon with 20% off and cried at the time~~

"But for this sushi restaurant, the per capita consumption is at least 200! If I can afford this sushi restaurant, do I still need to eat instant noodles every day?"

The robber was so depressed.

He threw the sushi coupons on the ground and shouted: "How can you be poorer than me? I want to tie up a president!"

Jiang Chen smiled faintly: "President? Actually, the boss of the appearance company I am in is worse than me this year! I owed 5 projects and owed a lot of money, even the house was mortgaged by him. The car was also taken away by the creditor. Even the car at home can only be rented. The rent of the office building next year will not be able to pay for it!"

"There are too many people who want to tie my boss! You can't be ranked at all. You are the sixth I have ever seen!"

Jiang Chen shook his head and sighed.

The robber is a little dizzy~~

Weak to lean on the elevator.

In my head, all thoughts are ashamed~~

"Forget it, forget it~~"

The robber cried his face and waved his hand weakly: "You go, I won't rob you. You look like a dog. You live in a tall, tall, but poorer place than me. I want to ask you for everything. time to eat."

Listless, he took out an electric car key.

Jiang Chen looked at his electric car and his eyes lit up.

"Hey, how will you go later?"

The robber nervously said: "What are you doing? Do you want to call the police to arrest me? I didn't steal you at all."

Jiang Chen smiled: "Where did you think of it? Why should I call the police to catch you? I just want to ask you. How will you go later?"

The robber pointed to his electric car key: "Of course how did you get in and how did you get out? I'm going on an electric car."

Jiang Chen immediately said, "That's okay, okay. The taxi fare has risen drastically recently, and the subway also costs a lot of money. I actually...hey, big brother is fate to meet each other. How about? Can you? Give me a ride? Take me to the subway? Can save me more than 20 yuan taxi fare, thank you!"

The robber: "..."

Doubt about life!

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

Why did I want to rob this person, and instead of grabbing a penny, I was rubbed by this person?

What the **** is this?

Great reward for confusing behavior in the world!

He waved his hand impatiently: "Go and go! Are you also delivering food? Where's your electric car?"

"My electric car is in the company. I have to go to the company, it's far away!"

Jiang Chen said with an expression of "I rely on you for granted" and swaggered: "Brother, this is fate. If you come downstairs in my community, this trip is equivalent to a special trip to pick me up. Thank you."

The robber collapsed...

What's the situation?

He couldn't refuse Jiang Chen.

I can only say weakly: "Okay, OK. I know! You can hitchhike if you want to hitchhike."

Jiang Chen got on the robber's electric car, swiftly switched off, and went straight out.

The robber looked helpless and unlovable, and there was a Jiang Chen sitting behind him.

On the way, the robber suddenly received a call.

A phone call from a big brother.

"Hey, you said earlier that you planned the incident, which is to tie the surname Jiang. Has it been done?"

That eldest brother's voice is ruthless.

The robber cursed: "What's the surname Jiang!? Feelings are deceptive! He is a liar and has no money at all!"

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