On the way to deliver the courier, Jiang Chen walked to a remote road and suddenly saw a girl with short hair coming towards him.

Then~~

A motorcycle, silently, galloped from a distance.

When stopping in front of the girl, two men suddenly got off the motorcycle.

One after another, surrounded the girl.

A man strangled the girl's neck from behind, took out a knife, and pressed it against her throat.

Suddenly, the girl was too scared to speak...

Trembling.

Upon seeing the situation, Jiang Chen immediately increased his horsepower and rushed directly to the two men.

In broad daylight, how dare you rob a girl?

Do you think that law and justice do not exist?

Who knows, the man in front walked up to the girl and smiled coldly: "Do you want money or sex?"

The girl trembled: "I, I want money!"

Next second!

Another man said: "Give it to her!"

The man in front took out 100 yuan and stuffed it into the girl's hand!

The man behind said solemnly: "Go, next one!"

The girl was dumbfounded at that time!

Me, who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

Jiang Chen: "..."

Laugh and cry!

What's all this?

But you think it's over like this?

not at all!

The girl took 100 yuan and suddenly chased the two men.

"Wait a minute! You two!"

The two men were a little nervous and turned around and shouted: "What are you doing? We didn't grab your money, and we returned you 100 yuan! Even if we call the police, the police will not think that we are breaking the law!"

The girl was excited and shook her head: "No, no. I didn't mean that. I wanted to ask you~~"

With a mean look on her face, she smiled and grabbed a man's hand: "What if I want sex?"

The two men were so scared~~

Trembling.

The two turned around and ran away frantically.

"Don't chase here!"

"That's, you let us go, we are still young! It's just a moment of confusion!"

The girl chased after her wildly: "It was hard to meet someone who dared to rob sex, my mother is 30 years old, haha, today I have a meatball."

Jiang Chen: "..."

Laughing and crying~~

This year, really~~

Isn't it crazy?

Boys on the street, must pay attention to protect themselves.

Otherwise, they will be eaten by girls who look like little sheep!

What a terrible thing is this?

Jiang Chen was trembling with fright, and hurriedly rode home on an electric car.

......

Jiang Chen and Xiao Guo are eating.

Xiao Guo has recently fallen in love, licking a dog and licking his girlfriend every day.

No, he is sending a WeChat voice to his girlfriend again.

Jiang Chen was eating, and Xiao Guo's cell phone rang.

"It's the voice of the goddess!"

Xiao Guo was extremely excited, and frowned upon Jiang Chen: "Brother Chen! I recently met a goddess! The fried chicken is beautiful! Very temperament! And very cold. I just fell in love and can't help myself! Show you Palm palm?"

He called up the photos and showed them to Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen glanced at Xiao Guo's WeChat, the head of the "goddess"...

(ˉ▽ ̄~) Cut~~!

Shook his head.

That's it?

This is also called a goddess?

In Jiang Chen's scoring standards, this is at most 80 points, okay?

Jiang Chen expressed his disdain.

It may also be that Jiang Chen has seen too many goddesses, and there are too many beauties around him, outstanding, ordinary women, Jiang Chen simply can't look at them, even many so-called goddesses and net celebrities are in Jiang Chen’s eyes. It's like dung.

Jiang Chen suddenly lost interest and continued to lower his head to eat.

Xiao Guo, like a male cat in spring, couldn't bear to open WeChat.

The goddess came to the voice message.

He pressed it down.

"Recently, the fruit has come out again."

The goddess just said coldly, without beginning and end.

Jiang Chen: "..."

Sure enough, Xiao Guo immediately pressed it down and immediately started tian.

"Haha, do you want fruit 13? I'll buy it for you now? It will arrive tomorrow. Let's go on a date? I will send it to you?"

Who knows...

The goddess sent a voice directly: "No, you can ask the merchant to send it directly to me. I have something to do tomorrow, and I may not be able to date. Remember, I only need 512G top matching, 12888. Low-profile version of the **** Don't send it."

Jiang Chen frowned.

"12888? Don't give away cheap garbage?"

"What kind of goddess is this? Are you licking a dog?"

Jiang Chen asked Xiao Guo with a cold face.

Xiao Guo didn't bother to answer Jiang Chen, but instead sat there to speak.

"Okay! Baby, my monthly salary is 11,000, but I can borrow flowers to buy it for you. I will place an order for you tomorrow and send it directly. Miss you! MUA~~"

When Jiang Chen heard Xiao Guo's low voice, he grabbed the phone and threw it aside.

Xiao Guo looked dumbfounded: "What's the matter? Brother Chen?"

Jiang Chen coldly said: "It's useless for you to kneel and lick her like this! Haven't you heard? She asked you to buy a 12888 cell phone, but she didn't even give you a chance to date. If you continue like this, you feel hopeful ?"

Xiao Guo was also annoyed: "Brother Chen, I am not really stupid. I know what you mean. But I am not as handsome as you, let alone rich without you. You say I chase such a goddess, except kneeling and licking. Is there any other way?"

Jiang Chen smiled faintly: "Actually, let me tell you that the more beautiful a woman, the less you need to spend, and you can easily win without spending a penny!"

Xiao Guo: "How is it possible? You can rely on me if you don't spend a penny?"

Jiang Chen sneered: "Yes, do you want to bet with me? I can let you take this woman within a week!"

Xiao Guo’s adoring eyes immediately locked Jiang Chen and knelt down and cried bitterly to Jiang Chen: "Brother Chen! I really need your help. If you can help me take this woman down, I'd rather give you a lick. Dog...no, be a running dog!"

Jiang Chen: "Aren't you right now?"

Xiao Guo: "..."

Jiang Chen didn't say anything, he just picked up the phone, operated a wave, and gave Xiao Guo a face-to-face instruction: "Go! Find her!"

Xiao Guo: "...Is this all right?"

Jiang Chen sneered: "If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay me back! Go ahead."

Xiao Guo nodded and immediately called the goddess: "An appointment?"

The goddess refused directly without hesitation: "I have something!"

Xiao Guo said bitterly, "What should I do? Brother Chen, I'm really useless, I can't even make an appointment with the goddess!"

Jiang Chen grabbed his mobile phone, directly took a screenshot of Zhifubao, and posted it.

In addition to this picture, there is one sentence left.

"Do you love coming or not, don't come and pull it down!"

Xiao Guo was anxious: "Brother Chen, you don't speak too hard like this, and make the goddess angry? What should I do if you break with me?"

Jiang Chen said lightly: "Don't worry. 3.2.1!"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Guo's cell phone rang.

The goddess called.

The goddess was extremely enthusiastic, and said eagerly: "Huh? Mr. Guo? I'm sorry, I was too busy before, and I was a bit scornful to you. You won't be angry with others, will you?"

Xiao Guo is forced~~

This was the most pleasant time the goddess had treated him since he knew the goddess.

Dicks, flattered!

Puzzled!

why?

Why is this?

Why did Brother Chen reprimand the goddess in a wave of operations, but the goddess' attitude towards me changed drastically?