The robbers were stunned!
Why... This is a dick, you can get 50 million in the account casually?
"You must be teasing me, right? Do you think it's funny?"
The robber's mentality collapsed, and he pointed at the back of Jiang Chen's head.
Jiang Chen coughed: "Sorry, a buddy of mine joked with me. I am a Didi, how can you have more money than the robbery boss? Haha, this is a message sent by him deliberately imitating Zhifubao's voice reminder La."
The robber was skeptical, and put aside his eyes: "Well, it's possible."
He also felt that this Ladidi must be bragging, how could he have more money than the robbery himself?
Then why did you rob? Wouldn't it be good to come to pull the didi?
Jiang Chen coughed: "Brother, shall we continue walking?"
"Go and go!"
Who knows~~
After walking a few times, I suddenly heard another recording.
"Your account with the end number of 8888 is credited to 80 million yuan, and the account balance is..."
Jiang Chen's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly turned off the mobile phone's alert tone.
The robber sitting behind had already collapsed.
His eyes widened: "What the **** are you doing? Why are you so rich?"
Jiang Chen explained with a smile: "Fake, all are fake, buddy made a joke to me."
The robber snatched Jiang Chen's phone and took a look..
Completely petrified!
Those text messages are all reminder text messages from the bank. Where is the voice joke?
There is also a bank's APP, which has been opened by Jiang Chen with his fingerprint.
Seeing the balance above, the long list of unseen balances, the robbers were completely confused.....
I rub, how many 0s are this?
How much is this?
The math is not very good, what should I do if I don’t know how to calculate?
Malgobi's...
Is this a full 1.9 billion or 19 billion?
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?
The robbers are completely dizzy~~
Suddenly I felt the ill will of the world towards me.
I fought my life, risked my life to rob the gold shop.
Result~~
There is not as much earned as a pull Didi.
The mentality collapsed.
"You, how do you make money?"
The robber screamed: "Why do you earn more than me?"
Jiang Chen coughed: "Well, I'm actually a Didi."
"Liar!"
The robber roared: "Lati, how could it be possible to make more money than me doing robbery? This is unscientific!"
Jiang Chen spread his hands and said with an innocent look: "Indeed, I don't know. But La Didi is like this. If you can experience it, you will know that our business is still very profitable."
Robber: "I, I believe you a ghost! What money can you make by pulling a broken car?"
Jiang Chen spoke serious nonsense: "You are too underestimating us to pull Didi. Do you know how much I can make a day by driving a luxury car? I can make more than 200 by running from the airport to the city!"
"???"
The robbers were dumbfounded: "So many?"
"Yes. If we can run 10 eight hours a day, we can earn two or three thousand!"
Jiang Chen was full of agitation: "Especially the luxury car customers that we have contacted are very powerful customers. For example, there are financial practitioners who are well informed. Some people like to call in the car. Tell me some inside information. Do you think, what kind of industry do you do that can hear such private and confidential money-making news? I'm not polite. After working in a luxury car for 6 months, I made 600,000 yuan. Then, I took 600,000, all invested in the stock."
"and then?"
The robbers had listened intently and believed it to be true.
Jiang Chen continued to say in a serious manner: "I always had the mentality of forgetting if I didn't succeed at the beginning, gamble and give it a go! Guess what? I actually made a bet! That 600,000 is in the stock market, just use After half a year, it became 50 million!"
"what?"
The robbers almost stared out.
Jiang Chen nodded and said, "Believe it or not, it's up to you, brother! That's how I made my fortune. Then, guess what~"
"What's the matter?"
The robber's eyes were absorbed.
Jiang Chen continued to talk nonsense: "I continue to pull Didi, and will not leave this job full of opportunities at all! Finally, let me wait for the opportunity again!"
"I drove a luxury car once, and a rich woman came up! She drank too much, and I took care of her carefully all the way, but when she got home, she forced me to go upstairs..."
Jiang Chen said, "This is the truth of what happened to me Ladidi."
"Oh, go on, go on!"
The robber urged impatiently, his eyes beaming: "I've long wanted to eat soft rice, if I couldn't eat it, I wouldn't have walked down this road."
Jiang Chen said solemnly: "I have to say, that's the way you open the soft rice. Brother, what kind of favors can you rob a rich woman? You have to drive a luxury car like me, Didi, so that you can do it. A chance to get in touch with a rich woman, Bai Fumei. If you get a rich woman and make her feel good about you, you won’t have to struggle in this life. I’m like this~~"
He embarrassed: "I was dragged up by the rich woman, and it turned out to be a murderous hand! Alas, our Didi driver, the biggest risk is here. Because of my nowhere to put the value of the face, I often encounter various rich women, white and rich. Harassment, I can't help it."
The robber was fascinated by it: "Say it quickly, what's next? How did you become rich?"
Jiang Chen continued: "After I was ruined by the rich woman, she was also very embarrassed. She said that she would let me be her personal assistant, give me 200,000 yuan a month, and also give me a villa and a car. I refused. Just kidding. ! I am the one who lacks that thing? I strictly refused at the time. The result? This rich woman is more interested in me, and must get my people. She helped me start a company and also helped me run it. No, this company accounts for tens of millions every month. Alas, I don’t know how to manage or understand the company. Why do you want to torture me like this? Let me meet this kind of rich woman?"
The robbers were envious and jealous, and his eyes were red.
"Madan! Don't be in the blessing, you kid. I can't eat soft rice if I want to eat! Humph! What about you?"
"Of course I will do it!"
Jiang Chen said seriously: "How can a rich woman be enough? How can I give up a forest for a big tree? As long as I continue to pull the didi, I will always have the opportunity to meet more rich women."
Robber: "..."
Suddenly found a good way to make a fortune!
It turns out that Kaididi can really get rich overnight!
Robbery is more promising than mine.
Jiang Chen took out a thick stack of books from the locker of the car: "Look, these. They were all given to me by the rich woman. No way, I'm damn, with nowhere to put my face. "
The robber suddenly said: "Stop!"
Jiang Chen: "???"
The robber eagerly said: "Park me! I want to get off!"
Jiang Chen stopped the car.
The robber jumped out of the car without saying a word, "Brother, thank you for your guidance. If I have a prosperous day in the future, I will thank you again!"
After speaking, he turned his head and left.
Jiang Chen shouted: "Why are you going? Hey, you are still in my car with the gold bag!"
The robber waved his hand and said without turning his head: "These tatters, I don't want it! Give it to you. I will go to pull the didi! I want to eat like you, relying on my own appearance. Go into life. Pinnacle! Robbing this broken job, I won't do it."
Jiang Chen: "..."
Relying on a mouth to make the robbers fainted?
The robber was fooled into a Didi driver?
Jiang Chen couldn't laugh or cry.
This is really~~
He called Lin Xiran to come over.
Lin Xiran was shocked when he saw the big package full of gold jewelry.
"Husband, you mean, that robber got into your car and chatted with you, but you were fainted? Changed the direction of life? I'm not a robber, should I go to Ladidi?"
Jiang Chen shrugged: "I don't know what's going on."
Lin Xiran can't laugh or cry~~
My husband is too good, how can he always solve all kinds of cases?
"Well, let's go to the newly registered person of Didi to check his news."
After a while...
The robbers were all **** and caught back and identified the stolen goods.
Although he has been arrested, the robber's face does not seem to be decadent, but his eyes are piercing, he laughs, and he is extremely optimistic.
Lin Xiran: "..."
Policemen: "..."
I have arrested countless bad guys, and I have never seen such a calm and optimistic bad guy after being arrested.
Usually bad guys are caught, either sophistry or decadent, in short, they are desperate.
But why is this robber so different from others?
Lin Xiran asked him: "Why do you look so optimistic?"
The robber plausibly said: "Because I discovered my future today, to be a Didi driver!"
Lin Xiran: Σ(⊙▽⊙\'\'a!
Police: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
What are these?
How did this robber fatten up four?
How do you get fat?
Brainwashed?
Doesn’t your mind work well?
The robber vowed: "Police officer! I surrender! I surrender! You see, I lost everything but didn't take it! No matter how many years I was sentenced, I must reform myself in prison and strive to come out as soon as possible. I have to do Didi right away and reach the pinnacle of life, hahaha~~"
The policemen couldn't help laughing.
This scene is so happy.
"What are you laughing at?"
The robber was very angry, and pointed to Jiang Chen: "Believe it or not, this person told me that through Didi, he became rich overnight and became a winner in life!"
Jiang Chen: "..."
Laughed!