Jiang Chen did errands and received a special order. He ran downstairs to a resident.
I saw a pretty (but a little fat) girl, leaning on crutches. She seemed to have injured her leg and was standing downstairs at a loss.
Jiang Chen ran over: "Hello, is it your order for errands?"
Seeing Jiang Chen, the girl nodded and said, "Yes, I can't run errands."
"What is the specific service content?"
Jiang Chen didn't take a closer look before, he just ran away, looking down at the phone and peeing scared!
"What? Carry you upstairs?"
Jiang Chen was stunned~~
The girl pointed to the elevator with a cane: "Yes, didn't you see the elevator broken?"
Jiang Chen took a closer look~~
I went, the elevator really broke down.
There is a sign that it is under maintenance.
"But that's not okay?"
Handsome guy scratching his head, jgp.
Jiang Chen asked, "How many floors do you live in? How many floors do you go to?"
The girl said: "The 28th floor!"
Jiang Chen was scared to pee!
"My mother? What are you talking about? I'll carry you up to the 28th floor?"
Jiang Chen looked up and down at the girl who was about 130 kilograms, and was shocked~
Although I am a worker, I have to carry this **** my back to the 28th floor for the mere 16 yuan for running errands. Isn't it a bit too much?
Jiang Chen waved his hands again and again: "No, no. Girl. I only earn you 16 yuan for running errands. You let me carry you up to the 28th floor? It's impossible!"
After that, Jiang Chen wanted to cancel the order and turned around and left.
The girl was also anxious: "Hey, you are my only hope! I can't come home because the elevator is broken. I just came back from the hospital and pointed me on my back. I tell you, if you refuse to help Me, I will give you a bad review!"
Jiang Chen: "..."
Bad reviews are not bad, but I don't care very much.
But if there is no five-star praise, this order will definitely not have a chance to receive special rewards!
What to do if it's swollen?
Jiang Chen started scratching his head~
He suddenly had a bold idea.
"Okay, I'll find a way for you, don't move!"
Jiang Chen coughed and pointed at the girl.
The girl nodded.
Jiang Chen yelled at the hall, "I have a chance to have close contact with this beautiful girl, who wants it?"
He handed the girl a piece of paper and asked her to open it in public.
The girl opened the paper slowly.
The paper reads: Intimate contact, 200 at a time!
The girls laughed and blushed~!
what's going on?
Many men passing by, seeing this novelty, all gathered around~
"I'm going, how do you fat four?"
"what's going on?"
"This girl? She looks good, but she's a bit fat."
"Close contact, 200 times?"
Jiang Chen said loudly: "Our girl gives everyone a chance. Whoever gives me 200 will have a chance to carry her to the 28th floor! There is only one chance, first come first served!"
The girl is shy~~
But a bunch of men were all excited.
"I'll go, I want it!"
"I'll come, I'll come!"
"200 once, right? Here you are!"
"My mother's fetus is SOL020 for many years, and I have never had a chance to have close contact with my sister!"
At this time~~
A little brother delivering food, who knew Jiang Chen before, a sliding shovel came quickly~~
"I'll come too~~"
Sliding the shovel in front of Jiang Chen, he hugged Jiang Chen's thigh, and cried, "Brother Jiang! You must leave this opportunity to me! I have never been in contact with a girl since I came out of my mother's womb! In the worst high school, I have never touched a girl's hand once. You must take care of me for this kind of opportunity?"
Jiang Chen looked embarrassed: "But, this, someone has already picked it up."
"I'll give you 400!"
The takeaway boy was cruel.
Jiang Chen waved his hand immediately: "Okay! It's you! Everyone is gone, someone has already picked it up. It's him!"
Many men ridiculed.
"Just this small body, carry someone on the 28th floor, okay?"
"Brother, take care of your body, I think you are choking!"
"Brother, is there such a good thing? 200 yuan can be in close contact with the girl?"
Jiang Chen looked at them sour and unwilling, and took out a piece of paper: "Come here, and write down your contact information. Fill this piece of paper. As long as I have the opportunity, I will notify you one by one. ."
A group of people swarmed up and quickly filled the paper.
The takeaway boy sneered and walked to the fat girl: "Go!"
It's really good!
Although he looks very thin, but the takeaway boy does have some strength.
He carried the **** his back, all the way up, and went straight up the stairs.
Jiang Chen received 400 yuan, helped the girl with a cane, and walked in front of her.
This list is so cool!
But~~
After walking two floors~~
The takeaway boy, who had enjoyed it at first, was already out of breath.
I overestimated my own strength.
"Brother Jiang, I, I can't do it anymore!"
The takeaway boy cried out: "You, can you save me?"
Jiang Chen looked speechless and said, "You can't do it anymore? How can a man say no? Besides, is the **** your back so delicate and heavy? What do you mean?"
The **** the back of the takeaway boy was also angry.
Am I that heavy?
Are you that way?
The takeaway brother said bitterly: "I really can't carry it anymore."
Jiang Chen curled his lips: "You paid, don't you enjoy it to the end?"
"I, I have no blessings!"
The takeaway brother put down the girl.
Tired into a dog~~
Leave it and run! The girl was speechless.
Looking at Jiang Chen, "What should I do? I only walked the 4th floor."
Jiang Chen smiled: "Don't worry. I still have a lot of spare tires."
He took out a piece of paper. Jiang Chen had already thought of this step just now, and asked the men who intended to "take the order" to write down their contact information.
Jiang Chen took out his cell phone and dialed the second call.
"Hello? Do you still want to carry the girl? We are on the 4th floor. Come up quickly? 200! Yes, I will charge you 200!"
10 seconds later~~
A man rushed up, gave Jiang Chen 200 yuan, and picked up the **** his back.
Jiang Chen: Hey~~
Girl: ....
How do I feel that I have become a ruthless money-making machine?
Are you being sold by this errand boy?
Jiang Chen watched the man carrying the **** his back and walked another 6 floors.
Result~
This man is not good anymore!
What a waste wood, what a waste girl!
This guy was also scrapped by the girl!
130 pounds, the overall situation is important!
The man couldn't bear it anymore, and said to Jiang Chen: "No, I can't remember it anymore, please let me go."
Jiang Chen waved his hand: "Let her go, let's go."
The man retreated like a pardon.
Jiang Chen Shi Shiran took out the piece of paper and called the second one.
The second one, ran to the 10th floor, handed over 200 yuan to Jiang Chen, and continued to relay the girl.
The beautiful name is: intimate contact.
What a pity~
This man is also limited in physical strength.
When I reached the 15th floor, I couldn't move my back to say anything. I lay my tongue out on the ground, and I was as exhausted as a dog.
Jiang Chen shrugged and continued to call.
The third man rushed to the 15th floor, Jiang Chen continued to collect 200, and the girl continued to go upstairs and carry.
On the 19th floor, the third man was dead and tired.
The third guy relayed to keep up, Jiang Chen Qian +200!
That's it~~
Under the relay of one man after another, finally, the 28th floor arrived!
Jiang Chen's intention is still not exhausted, holding a thick stack of banknotes in his hand~~
You don't believe it.
This girl actually made Jiang Chen more than 2,000 in one vote!
Jiang Chen: This is business acumen! Do you understand?
The fat girl finally arrived home. She was so excited that she pulled Jiang Chen to twitter, "Thank you very much."
Jiang Chen waved his hand: "Five-star praise, don't forget!"
The girl immediately took out her mobile phone and wanted to give Jiang Chen a five-star praise.
Suddenly~~
The girl suddenly remembered something, and cried!
Jiang Chen: "??? What's the matter with you?"
The girl pointed to her foot: "I was walking in a hurry, and forgot to ask the doctor to put a cast on it!"
Jiang Chen: "..."
The man's face changed drastically: "..."
Goodbye!
I want to run!
The girl yelled from behind: "Please, take me down. I have to go back to the hospital to get a cast."
Jiang Chen was energetic and took out his mobile phone decisively to call the guy behind!
The girl has changed?
Going downstairs again?
Good to say!
Close contact with business, it's about to open again!
Hey, this wave, there is still money to be made!