However, there was at least one girl in the Giraffe Class who wasn't You You's wife, and that was Luo Xianyu.
So, boys would prioritize giving gifts to Luo Xianyu.
Luo Xianyu received a lot of gifts in class.
Ayu was hot property, like a grilled fish!
Just then, a bold boy stepped forward and started a conversation with Ayu, his expression all twisted and awkward.
"Ayu, I don't have any gifts for you since we're graduating, so why don't you slap me instead? Go on, hit me hard."
"What?"
Luo Xianyu was shocked by the request but still slapped him hard.
"Like this?"
Smack!
The slap was crisp and loud, leaving a red mark on the boy's face.
But Ayu's hand was soft and gentle, so it actually didn't hurt.
"I want one too, I want one too!"
Another little boy suddenly had a lightbulb moment and quickly joined in.
Smack!
"Hehe, Ayu touched my little cheek; Ayu likes me, right?"
"I want my cheek touched too! Ayu, hit me."
Luo Xianyu was stunned for a moment, feeling like she had been cheated emotionally by the boys, and her mortified expression came out again as she went to Fang You, crying and sobbing, to complain.
She snuggled in Fang You's embrace, holding him tight and whimpering non-stop, as if she had suffered a great injustice.
"Who bullied Ayu?"
Fang You just looked up and frowned slightly, and the guilt-ridden boys immediately scattered in fear.
But being able to have the daughter of Emperor Youyou touch their faces meant their kindergarten days were without regret!
The red mark was a badge of honor!
Fang You, holding the sticky, whimpering Luo Xianyu, tried to hand her off to Xia Nuo, who was chatting with the girls. But then, a little friend suddenly kneeled before him, bowing deeply.
"Big brother! Congratulations on graduating!"
Fan Yuan knelt down before Fang You with fists clasped, then drew a weapon from his back, offering it up with both hands, full of ceremonial gravitas.
It was a red, toy Flame Great Sword, but it looked quite old, dirty, and tattered.
Fan Yuan solemnly declared, "Big brother, this is the ancestral Great Sword of our family. I am now entrusting this sword to big brother; please keep it safe for me."
"Since it's such a precious thing, you better keep it yourself..."
With my good looks, it definitely couldn't be that he doesn't like me.
Could it be that the commanding aura I exude from the system's enhancements is already making babies feel threatened?
Watching Fang You with a serious expression, as if thinking that this child could not be spared, Teacher Taozi reached out and patted his head.
"It's okay, You You, don't be sad, he's just hungry and wants some milk."
Teacher Taozi fed little Tao Ji, and the children watched for a while. Seeing that he was about to fall asleep, they sensibly said goodbye to Teacher Taozi in a whisper.
Today, the children learned something new.
"So that's what we were like when we drank milk as babies..."
Xia Nuo mused for a while and then curiously asked Fang You:
"You You, do you like babies?"
Fang You recalled the fear of being ruled by Xia Nuo's drool when he was a baby himself, "No, I don't like them."
"Why don't you like them?"
"Because taking care of children is exhausting."
"But, You You doesn't need a baby anyway..."
Luo Xianyu shook his head, "He already has a goose, so he doesn't need to raise a baby again."
Xia Nuo thought about it and felt it made sense, "Indeed, Ayu is just like little Tao Ji; he cries, laughs, and makes a fuss too."
"But Ayu is way more impressive than little Tao Ji, Ayu can walk, can dance, and can protect daddy and mommy!"
Oh no, Luo Xianyu seems to think he's very impressive!
Fang You shook his head helplessly. When would these kids ever grow up...
He reminded Luo Xianyu, "Ayu, the make-believe goose can't be kept forever once you grow up."
Luo Xianyu's face showed shock, "You You won't be my daddy anymore?"
"I won't play house anymore when I grow up."
Fang You said earnestly, "Elementary school students don't play house."
"Then can you keep being a make-believe wife when you grow up?"
"I suppose you can."
Xia Nuo pondered, "I asked my mom before, and she said if You You and I go get a marriage certificate, I will always be You You's wife."
"So when Nuo Nuo grows up, she can still be You You's wife, but when Ayu grows up, he will be nothing? Isn't there a daughter certificate?"
"There isn't," said Fang You.
Ayu immediately cried, feeling aggrieved, "Ayu will have no daddy in the future, Ayu is so pitiful... wuwu—"
"Wake up, Ayu, your daddy is still alive! He isn't dead!"
Fang You and Xia Nuo took a while to console him, until Fang You promised Luo Xianyu he would continue to be her daddy until her real daddy came home, and only then did Luo Xianyu stop crying.