CH 22.5

Do You Still Hate Her? 12 – Chasing wife to the crematorium

At that moment, her assistant also rushed over and explained the situation, “Sister Lu, besides Jiang Yi, there are also media and reporters at the entrance. Many people are watching, and there are already marketing accounts spreading this incident. It’s trending and gaining attention. It seems like they came prepared.”

The assistant finished speaking and took out her own phone, showing the live photos she had taken to Shang Lu.

In Jiang Yi’s arms was a bouquet of flowers, and around him, including the entrance, were filled with sunflowers.

Shang Lu : “…”

Help, she was confronted with a cheesy scene of university students confessing their love under heart-shaped candles at the bottom of the dormitory building.

Shang Lu really didn’t understand what Jiang Yi was thinking, and even more so, she didn’t understand what he intended to do.

And why did he bring all these media reporters? Did he think that with so many people watching, she wouldn’t dare to hit him again?

No, he’s really a bad luck.

Shang Lu looked at her assistant, mentioned the name of a marketing account under Tianyi Media, and asked, “What kind of rhythm does it play?”

These marketing accounts are like the voices of Jiang Yi and the Jiang family.

The assistant’s gaze became very complicated at the moment he looked at the screen of the phone, and he looked at Shang Lu with uncertainty.

Shang Lu remained expressionless. “Read it.”

The assistant cleared his throat and read out loud: “Shocking news! President Jiang appeared on the set with flowers, seeking love from Shang Lu. They were childhood sweethearts and engaged, a perfect match of talent and beauty. Could it be that the plot of a prodigal son turning over a new leaf is happening in real life? I really want to see President Jiang chase his wife to the crematorium…”

Shang Lu : “…Stop.”

Goosebumps started to rise on her skin. What on earth was all of this?

But at the same time, Shang Lu also understood Jiang Yi’s strategy to whitewash himself, creating the image of a devoted lover and entertaining the matter to downplay the netizens’ disgust, even blurring the fundamental cause of this incident.

In this way, all the blame naturally fell on Ning Lin alone. Jiang Yi was just an innocent young man who had strayed but now returned to pursue true love.

Meanwhile, Han Cheng, who had been listening to the whole thing, struggled to control his twitching lips due to stifled laughter and then reminded them, “You can have the staff take you through the back door to avoid the crowd.”

“No need,” Shang Lu rejected Han Cheng’s suggestion and then asked, “Does the crew have white cloth and a pen?”

Ten minutes later.

Jiang Yi stood here, holding a bouquet of sunflowers, waiting for a long time. He looked slightly tired but gentle, as if he had made up his mind to wait for Shang Lu here.

Instead of answering the reporters’ questions, he said, “I hope everyone can stop shooting. I just wanted to come here to pick up Lulu after work.”

Of course, all of this was impossible nonsense because he had arranged for these reporters himself.

Some media outlets even started live streaming, and the live chat room was packed with people.

[Wow, I’ve never seen such a scene before! Oh, this scene is really something I’ve never seen before?]

[Let’s recap the timeline: Jiang Yi and Shang Lu are engaged, Ning Lin admits she is Jiang Yi’s girlfriend, and now Ning Lin is being treated like a mouse crossing the street. But Jiang Yi is here to pick up Shang Lu after work? This relationship is getting stranger and stranger.]

[Speaking honestly, Jiang Yi is really handsome. Even from this angle, he can outshine most male celebrities in the entertainment industry.]

[Yeah, he’s really handsome. He looks so devoted to waiting for Shang Lu now. I wonder if he has some kind of difficulty or secret?]

[Could it be possible that Jiang Yi was momentarily confused by Ning Lin but eventually realized that his true love is Shang Lu?]

[Let me try to write it down. They were childhood sweethearts, and their parents arranged a marriage for them. He didn’t like the constraints of the engagement, so he always resented her. Until one day, she decided to give up on him and looked at him with the girl he loved. But suddenly, he panicked and realized that he had always loved her. Finally, one day, he pinned her against the wall and said, ‘Woman, love me one more time, and I’ll give you my life.’]

[Hahaha, the beginning was really unexpected, but according to the current trend, Jiang Yi should kneel down and beg Shang Lu to reconcile. This level of chasing a wife is just barely acceptable for a ‘crematorium’!]

[Shang Lu is here! The female lead is here!!!]

[Shang Lu is really beautiful, ahhh!]

[No wonder Jiang Yi is willing to go to such lengths to pursue his wife. If I had a beauty like Shang Lu, I would also swallow my pride and come begging for reconciliation.]

At the moment when Shang Lu appeared, a smile finally appeared on Jiang Yi’s face.

Under the gaze of so many people, he couldn’t help but feel anxious, but the show had to go on. He was confident that Shang Lu wouldn’t refuse too badly, with all these eyes on them.

Moreover, even if she refused, it would help establish him as a devoted lover.

So Jiang Yi took two steps forward and handed the sunflower in his hand to Shang Lu, saying very affectionately, “Lulu, happy wrap-up.”

As soon as Jiang Yi finished speaking, Shang Lu directly took the flower from his hand.

Jiang Yi felt surprised.

He didn’t expect Shang Lu to accept it so easily, but he still said, “Lulu, thank you for forgiving…”

Before Jiang Yi could finish his sentence, he saw Shang Lu suddenly hold the sunflower with one hand and wave the other hand in the air, pulling out two white pieces of cloth from her sleeve.

[?]

[What is Shanglu going to do?]

And then, under the gaze of everyone, the cameras of journalists and media capturing the moment, and the millions of online viewers in the live broadcast room—

Shang Lu lowered her head and symmetrically hung these two white cloths, one on the left and one on the right, on the sunflower bouquet. Then she handed it back to Jiang Yi.

Jiang Yi didn’t immediately realize what Shanglu was doing, but because he was curious about the meaning behind the two white cloths, he instinctively accepted the sunflower bouquet.

Then he saw that the two white cloths had the following words written on them:

{Roll roll roll roll roll}

{Egg egg egg egg egg}1

Then Shanglu took out a round white cloth with the words “Jiang Yi” written on it and hung it in the center of the bouquet.2

Beautiful flowers, fluttering cloth strips in the wind, and Jiang Yi’s pale face, which turned as sour as if he were holding his own funeral photo—these three elements combined could only be described with one word: exquisite.

In an instant, Jiang Yi understood.

Shanglu wasn’t accepting his proposal; she was clearly humiliating him in public!

At this moment, the live stream chat was filled with laughter.

[Oh my god, Shanglu, what are you doing? Are you allergic to romance? Isn’t this just a creative way of telling someone to get lost? Hahaha]

[When Shanglu accepted the flowers, I thought she wanted to make up with Jiang Yi. Turns out, there’s no limit to Shanglu’s audacity. I’m completely impressed.]

[Welcome everyone to watch my funny wife, who brings joy with the harvest of laughter!]

[President Jiang, be happier. It’s rare in one’s lifetime to have the opportunity to hold a wreath for oneself… Oh well, I can’t make up anything more, hahaha!]

[Jiang Yi : Here, a flower for you. Shang Lu : Here, a wreath for you.]

[It’s obvious that Shang Lu really despises Jiang Yi. How can he continue to pursue her to the crematorium? Just scatter the ashes, hahaha!]