183 Episode 183 "I Tried To Dazzle The Escort Who Finished The Training With A Suspicious Movement".Txt
Nagi, Letitia, and the Cutlass team.
In the mansion of the merchant Dolgor.
That's why I don't need a 'rookie training'.
At the doorway, Mr. Dolgor, the merchant, shouted.
The entrance to this mansion is wide. It's about the size of a little classroom.
There, the merchant, Mr. Dolgor, and a small, fat merchant were talking to each other. The merchant is wearing a hat and round glasses. According to what I heard earlier, he's an executive of the 'Merchant's Guild'.
The two women are standing on either side of the merchant.
They are wearing leather armor and carrying short swords at their waists. Perhaps they are guards.
They have no expression on their faces and are listening to the merchant's conversation with Dolgor. Occasionally he looks around from side to side, jerking off like a machine.
...... It's a bit eerie, isn't it?
...... Those guards ...... are really human?
Cutlass and Letitia murmured.
'We're hiding on the landing of the stairs.
There is a large pillar on the landing, and people can hide behind it. Originally, it is said that this is where the guards stand by when an uninvited guest comes.
"I just received a message from Cecil in the 'mind linkage, modified'
I whispered.
'The mermaid girl said that Iris had calmed her down. Finally she said, 'New trainees, they're scary...'
You're... That tickles! Your breath is hitting your ear.
Letitia shrugged right beside me.
She looks up and glares at me like she's having a "mmmm" moment.
It can't be helped, Lady Letitia. It's too small,
This place is for two people.
Right now I'm sitting with my back to the pillar and my legs stretched out.
Letitia is next to me, leaning on my shoulder.
Cutlass has been asked to sit on my lap. It's nice because it's light, but the distance is absurdly close. ......
'There's more to Cecil's message. There was something called 'rookie training' going on in the ocean, and it took away a mermaid girl's dwelling place (vii). She escaped to the river through a secret underground canal.
"Did the Horned Serpent that we saw in our quest the other day - the corpse of a sea monster - also flow through the same channel?
Maybe.
''If that's the 'rookie training' that merchant is talking about, then it's just a nuisance ....... I can't believe they're kicking sub-humans out of their homes for that.
I agree.
Why would I do such a thing? There are plenty of places where there are no people.
And that merchant. Why is it that you are so persistent in recommending the 'newbie training' to Dolgordo?
...... that's probably... ...... that's somewhat predictable.
'How many times do I have to explain to you, Dolgor? Merchants who had their subordinates undergo 'rookie training' would be subsidized by the nobles and would also be given favors in their dealings with them. That's why the 'Merchant Guild' has issued a proclamation that all of the 'Merchant Guild' should have their subordinates undergo 'training'!
""...... is easy to understand (yes, it is)."
He's after the subsidy.
Aristocrats love that sort of thing, don't they?
And with that in mind, I'm declining your request.
But Dolgor-san is shaking his head. Come to think of it, that guy was a former adventurer, right?
Maybe he has a gut feeling that that 'rookie training' is in trouble, having done quests. Just like we do.
''No matter how many times you say it, I'll give you the same words back, Kaimal-sama.
Mr. Dolgor declared, his shoulders flaring in anger.
'This Dolgor has asked his guards to be old acquaintances and adventurers. The shopkeepers are all long-time workers as well. There are no newcomers. So we have no one to send out for training.
''Wasn't it supposed to be decided at the 'Merchant's Guild' meeting? He said that each merchant in the guild would have a few people join them. As long as they're new to the guild and get trained, that's all that matters.
I thought we were talking about 'as much as possible' and 'as little as possible'. I don't recall being forced to do so, sir.
When did I force you to do this?
The merchant Kaimal twisted his lips in displeasure.
'That's a shame to hear. Do you think I grabbed one of Dolgor's employees by the arm and asked him to join the 'recruiters' training? I am only speaking repeatedly to your coordination.
That's why I've said no to you many times!
Speaking of which, there's a general meeting of the Merchant's Guild next month.
His tone changed.
The merchant Kaimal's lips twitched as he spoke to the guards lined up on either side of him.
''It's a meeting that takes place every two years, and that's when the ranks of guild members are determined, right? Hey.
"...just as you said, Mr. Kaimal...
''A merchant with a problem could lose his guild rank, right? Hey.
"...just as you said, Mr. Kaimal...
The two guards replied with a blank expression.
''The lower the rank of the guild, the less goods we can handle. It's deadly ...... for merchants, so are you saying that we should do as you say, Kaimardo?
I'd appreciate it if you would stop making accusations. When did I ever say anything like that?
...... I hate 'training' because I see those who have come back.
Mr. Dolgor pointed to the merchant Kaimal's guards.
'When I give them instructions, they obey, but until then, they just stand there like puppets. They don't talk to you or tell you what they want. What on earth is going on in the 'training'?
'These men have been 'trained' and have become very useful guards?
The merchant Kaimal laughed.
'He knows the spacing of every weapon. If you tell him how many enemies there are, he will fight them accordingly. He doesn't look away or talk privately when he's working. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
I don't want ...... such a subordinate.
'Then will you prove to me that your people are better than you?
One hand is raised, the merchant Kaimal.
In response, the two guards on either side of him stepped forward.
''We would like to fight these men, two against two, your guards.
What...?
''Hey, it's just a power play. If these two are defeated, it means that Dolgor's men are capable, and there is no need for a rookie training program. Let's back off quietly too. If we win, ...... how about you offer your daughter to the 'rookie training'?
'How could you do that!
Well, of course you do!
The merchant Kaimal turned around and shouted.
'You don't have any useful men in the house! We have nothing but a bunch of starving, puppet-like guards! That's why I'm telling you that you should be trained in training, but Dolgordo doesn't understand anything. You are indeed an amateur merchant with an adventurous streak!
It's a dead end.
I think I'm going to puke.
"Alright, b*tc*!
Suddenly. Cutlass grabbed my hand.
I can't take it anymore, sir. You don't mind if I mess with you, do you?
Okay.
I said.
I owe Mr. Dolgor a debt of gratitude from my last visit to the sanatorium.
It would be nice to return the favor.
'But I don't want to show as much of my hand as possible. Let's try not to use our fancy cheat skills. Just look like a somewhat skilled adventurer. The point is, we just need to have a good match with that guard.
All right, sir!
'Then me and Cutlass are going to leave like, 'Ahhh. I accidentally overheard you!' and we'll leave, so Leticia will stay here.
...... You'll be angry.
The next thing I know, Letitia is looking at me with tears in her eyes.
'I hate being left out. You know that.
It's two against two, so what can you do?
Then Nagi-san, I'd like you to be the one who comes up with the plan.
Letitia grabbed my hand.
'You'll have to figure out how to fight those guys and come up with a countermeasure, won't you? You're good at that, aren't you?
'...... You know better. Letitia.
You're my best friend.
'Hmmm,' laughs Leticia.
'Alright. Letitia and Cutlass are the vanguard. I'll just think of a plan.''
Let's get out of here first and casually break into the conversation.
Then I'll tell Dolgor-san that I'd like to lend a hand in lieu of a "quest to pay off a debt".
Then we'll use "as few bland skills as possible" and "fight a good fight there" with this.
"I'll get out of here with 'Ichinininosan'. I like that.
I get it. Eichi, then.
""S"
Those two guards have a fatal bug.
'Very well. Instructions! The enemy's weapons are sword and spear, and they are unkillable!
"Yes, Mr. Kaimal!
The two guards start running.
The distance between the girls, Leticia and Cutlass is a few meters.
'Operation number one. Let's go, Mr. Cutlass!
Yes, sir.
Soooo, Cutlass moved behind Letitia.
The petite Cutlass completely hides behind Letitia. And then──...
"Suicide! The Great Cutlass Jump!
Suddenly, Cutlass leaps (jumps) up to the near ceiling!
Vertical jump from...
Slightly longer-haired (・・・・・・・・) Cutlass raises his spear (spear) thoughtfully in the air.
''──!
The two guards stopped moving.
In the meantime, Leticia jumped out of the way and flashed her short sword.
Gagiiiii!
The bodyguard caught the blow with her sword while it was still in its sheath.
The female escort nearly dropped her sword and hurriedly stepped back.
'Hey, what was that? You didn't even have to help him run! Just an adventurer!
Tell me what to do.
The merchant Kalmar ranting and the guards murmuring calmly.
But both of them have their eyes on the prize.
Well, Cutlass isn't jumping. He just hid behind Letitia.
It was Fynn who jumped.
With Cutlass's artifact, the Armor of Balal, I created a body that looked just like Cutlass now and sent it into the air.
I was going to see how my opponent came out, but I didn't expect him to stop moving until he did.
''It's just as Nagi-san predicted, after all.
"These people are 'just strong', aren't they!
Letitia and Cutlass start running.
The merchant Kaimal knocks his hat on the floor and shouts.
'You're just an adventurer. Instructions! We have two enemies, a sword and a spear. "Unkillable" and "Special Ability: Great Leap"! YUKE!
I understand.
'Oh, and by the way, be careful with this spear, it stretches out very fast.
Cutlass's spear extended to twice its length.
''──Hi!
One of the guards screamed.
The stone thrust of the spear hits the escort's shoulder. Leticia stepped in at the flinching point.
However, her sword was empty.
''──An unresponsive situation has arisen...''
The reason for this is that the two guards, the ones who were out of the way of the spears moved back.
And now....
Hey, why don't you think for yourselves, you guys!
"...there are too many uncertainties in the enemy's methods of warfare for us to handle. We must retreat.
'Don't be stupid! No one is listening to you guys!
...... I'm kind of feeling sorry for the guards.
Those escort women are probably strong.
Like when I fought the gatekeeper earlier, they have a complete understanding of the spacing of weapons and the range of attacks. They see the number of enemies and their weapons and fight perfectly in response to them. Perhaps that's the effect of the 'rookie training'.
But I'm not prepared for the unexpected. And I'm completely waiting for instructions. I noticed it when I saw that the gatekeeper was about to ask for instructions from the merchant Kaimal when he was left alone earlier. These two guys are so vulnerable to changes in the situation.
They aren't allowed to think for themselves and react in the moment.
There's no way such an opponent would expect to fight an enemy that jumps two meters vertically or a spear that stretches and shrinks.
The only instructions I gave Cutlass and Letitia were to "surprise them" and "don't make it look like you're using your cheat skills", and they're doing what they want. But that's fine. Our goal is just to make them think they're stronger than those guards.
And of course, we follow the 'two against two' rule. Cutlass and Fynn are the same person, just with two different personalities and bodies.
'Eei! Enough! Go for your life!
Instructions! Two enemies, a sword and a ...... extending spear, and an abandoned body! "I love it!
I understand there are two of you. Mr. Cutlass.
'Then I will show you. Moving at high speed makes it possible for ...... alter ego!
Cutlass is now two.
'What the hell?
Tell me what to do! Tell me what to do!
"'Enemy three'! No, ...... 'two'! "Three"? Which one is it?!
Well, let's see, which one is it?
Maybe you'll find out when you fight?
Cutlass and the others and Leticia laugh.
But the merchant Kaimal and the women guarding him are in a panic.
Cutlass is jumping in and out of hiding behind Leticia, along with Fynn.
It only takes a second for him to leave, so from the front, he'll look like an afterimage.
That's awesome. That's cool: .......
When we get back to the ............ villa, we'll have them do it again.
Instructions, please, instructions, please!
'There are two enemy combatants - and their weapons...' Yes, there are three of them. Just figure out what I want you to do and fight accordingly!
Gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh, gosh. ......
The two female guards start to tremble.
And then...
Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh, Gosh. ......
Ah, bugger.
Both of the merchant Kaimal's guards fell to their knees with a thud on the spot.
It was as if an old game was malfunctioning - the guards just stopped moving.
The battle is over.
''Isn't 'rookie training' just creating security holes in people ......
I didn't think people would bug me.
Against the "Wise Goblin" game, my opponent's skills were buggy, but this one is more than that. What the hell.
...... kukk!
The merchant Kaimal turns his back and tries to run.
'You're leaving your guards behind?'
I don't need these people. You can do what you want.
Do you have an appointment? 'If Mr. Dolgor's guards are stronger than my own, I admit that I don't need to attend the rookie training,' you said. Are you going to keep that promise? Besides, what about the attempt to have the gatekeeper killed?
Caimar, the merchant, stops dead in his tracks.
"Besides, we all here can see that you're abandoning your own guards.
......
He finally noticed.
It's me, Letitia and Cutlass here. Mr. Dolgor is back too. In the next room is Mr. Dolgor's daughter, who is attending to the injured gatekeeper. There are other servants, and a doctor will be coming soon.
When the doctor arrives, he'll know what happened, and he'll notice the women in the guard that have stopped moving. We'll know whose guards they are.
The people of the town will know that the merchant Kaimal has made a reckless attempt to recruit them.
For a merchant doing business in this town, that should be fatal damage.
''Dolgor, which...''
'Yes? Kaimaldo.
'Please keep this matter to yourself. I won't be asking you to send people to 'rookie training' again. I've confirmed that your guards are capable of guarding you. The 'Merchant's Guild' will also agree with you if you listen to me. So how about ......?
That's fine, but I'll be happy to do it at ......
Mr. Dolgor looked at me.
'What do you think, Lady Souma?'
Then tell me everything you know about 'rookie training'.
I said, "I don't know where they get the training to do that to people.
'Where is the training that makes people do things like that? Who is being recruited? What are the specifics of the training?
For now, I'll send the record of the battle (log) and the information I got here to Cecil and Aine.
Delilira-san, who was a saint, might have an idea about the 'symptoms' and 'bugs' of the two guards.