Chapter 510: Interlude - Auri - Extended Relatives
Life was good!
Life was great!
I was suspicious.
That meant life had an ambush waiting behind a bush somewhere.
Old Auri wouldve spotted a tree and burned it to destroy a dozen ambushers. Old Auri wouldve pretended that the dozen notifications from birds and the nest of badgers at the base of the tree wouldve been a success. That the snake was filled with deadly poison, and that Id just saved the day.
No more! Id turned over a new feather!
I held my beak up high, sitting on Wrens spear. All the fancy banners and symbols of the Legion had gotten packed away. Something about diplomacy and not being an invading army. Bah humbug! That meant less attention on us! Fewer people to admire me! Fewer flames to show off!
How could I possibly show off my fire before adoring crowds of thousands if - oooh, honey!
Brrrpt! I told Wren, fully knowing he couldnt understand a word I was saying, so I said brrrpt to mess with his head. Then I flitted off through the woods to find the delicious smell!
Honey, honey, an excellent reason for not burning flowers! More flowers meant more honey!
I made it to the hive and hovered, studying the flight patterns of dozens of busy bees buzzing around, trying to find a way in.
I could just burn them all, but no, no, I was no lumbering bear. Mass murder for a snack?
Old Auri wouldve said yes. Old Auri would already be beak-deep in honey, drops of it crystalizing on my wings.
Better Auri couldnt find an easy way to get that sweet, sweet honey, and the poor baby bees needed it as well
Better Auri went home with no honey.
Sometimes being better sucked.
Spear or wagon, spear or wagon hmmm who was carrying me today? Purple-hair always had a pouch of treats he was willing to share, while Ms. Deerkin liked singing. Elaines [Batteries] were good for showering praise on me, but Legata Katerina sometimes had fun missions and things to Properly Burn
Belly hungry! Time for second breakfast! Treats it is!
I flew over to Purple-hair and landed on his spear.
Food? I asked, doing my best to look cute, hungry, and feed-able. I knew he couldnt understand me, but the way I stared at his sugary snacks made what I wanted clear.
Purple-hair laughed, and soon I was eating honey-encrusted sweets with no issues about how it had been obtained.
A crackle of Lightning made all my feathers puff out, and I turned my head to try and follow.
Quick! Fast!
A man in black armor was talking to Katerina, and a woman was sitting on his shoulders, holding an umbrella angled in a way to keep the sun off him.
Interesting! Fun! I wanted to know what was going on!
I zipped over! Zoom! Yay! Flying was great!
One of Katerinas aides pointed to me, and everyone turned and looked at me.
Uh oh.
There was being the center of attention, and there was being the Center of Attention. This did not look like the good kind.
UH OH. That was a Sentinel. Looking for me?
Elaine was okay, right? RIGHT?
I pulled up my status sheet, letting off a relieved ember when our bond skill was still there, still intact. She was alive, at least.
Whats going on? I asked.
Sentinel Spark, this is Auri the phoenix. Katerina quickly introduced us. Auri, Sentinel Spark would like you to go with him.
The man nodded as he turned to me. The woman riding on his back flawlessly kept the umbrella between him and the sun.
Youre needed urgently back in Sanguino maam? He hesitated over the last part.
I looked at Katerina, who nodded at me.
Alright! Lets go! I said.
The Sentinel opened a bag, and I gave him a disgusted look before remembering just how fast he was. Maybe the bag would be a gentler trip? At the very least Id be sheltered against the wind
Four barfed-in and burnt bags later, we made it to Sanguino. The spinning top of the bag opened. Up, left, right, it just wouldnt stay still.
Stupid moving bags! Every effort of mine to get out resulted in me hitting the sides, and I burned the bag in pure frustration.
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He clearly had spares, it wasnt special.
I was getting better at this, but I wasnt perfect.
Elaine! I said, trying to fly to her and hitting the wall instead. Im back!
Just we went over a small hill, and suddenly, I could see them.
Three flaming birds, sitting up in a tree. An owl, a heron, and a tupandactylus.
They looked at me.
I looked at them.
Hi! I said.
It really is a phoenix The heron squawked.
A hummingbird too. The owl said.
Higher level than the story suggests. Perhaps it was a lie? The dinosaur suggested.
The owl shook his head.
No, from my understanding companion bonds keep the two at the same level. It is only natural that her level is close to the humans.
Hey! I protested. Elaine isnt some human! Elaine is the best!
Truly? The owl asked. How are you certain that is the case? From our understanding of the story, she was the first one you met. The one who hatched you, who fed you. Are you absolutely certain that there was no underlying influences on you to create a bond between you two? No clever manipulations?
I started laughing at the idea of Elaine manipulating anyone, let alone me.
Ha! No way! She couldnt manipulate her way out of a stack of dry twigs if she tried! I said.
The underlying thought worried me though. The manipulation? No way. The impression?
I couldnt say no.
Hmmmm. Well, that matter can be put aside for the moment. We should leave for the Phoenix Peaks, where we can discuss further and introduce you to all the others. This is no place for a phoenix to live, and weve been here far too long already. The sooner we can leave, the better.
Agreed, agreed. The heron said. Theyve blocked out sunlight here, the heathens.
The dinosaur shuddered.
Far too cold. Lets return to a civilized place.
Hmmm.
Can Elaine come with us? I asked. Wed just come back from an adventure, but it was time for another one! Bit of a quick turnaround - my poor bakery was going to get even more ruined - but hey! Phoenixes! New friends! Distant relatives! Lets meet them all!
The three looked like Id suggested we all go for a swim or something.
The phoenix lands are primarily for phoenixes. The owl explained slowly, like I was some idiot child.
But the wedding is soon! I protested, then turned to Elaine, whod been an utter saint this entire time. I knew how hard it was for her to just stand still like this, especially when we were talking about her.
It just confirmed what I said earlier - Elaine was the best.
When is the wedding? I asked her. She shrugged.
We got engaged today. She said. We havent had time to start discussing it.
Ooops.
Wait! This wasnt my fault!
The wedding doesnt mat- The tupandactylus started to say, but the owl cut him off with a wing.
Is this wedding hugely important to you? He asked.
I nodded.
Of course! Elaine and Iona are getting married! Itll be so much fun! I said. Oh!! You should all meet Fenrir as well!
An idea came to me. A brilliant idea!
Hey Elaine, can the phoenixes be invited to the wedding? Theyre kinda like distant relatives of mine, of a sort. Please? I asked.
Elaine promptly nodded.
Of course theyre invited! She said. Id be happy for them to attend.
Hmmmm. The owl mulled it over for a moment or two while the other two shifted from talon to talon. I would be willing to attend, under one condition. Come to the Phoenix Peaks for a time after the event, and see what life is like there. I am confident that once you are among your own, you will find it a paradise like no other.
I did want to see the Phoenix Peaks and meet other birds like me.
There were others just like me!
I quickly explained it all to Elaine, who slowly nodded.
Yes, Im fine with that. She said, then switched to English, which was like our private language!
Ill need Iona to sanity check me, but something Im worried about - if they dont want to help you come back, what happens?
I repeated Elaines answer back to the phoenixes while I mulled over her question.
That made two deeply disturbing questions Id been given.