After wiping his mouth, the giant turtle said again, "it's a pity, even if it's so beautiful, but I'm ashamed that I can't get out here. I can't eat it at all."
The giant turtle sighed. At this time, Tang Tianlin noticed that there were runes on the giant turtle's claws. He thought these things were only patterns. Now he found that they were all banned. Is it because of the existence of these things that this guy was trapped here?
As soon as the giant turtle lifted his claws out of here, the runes on his body began to turn red and hot. It was miserable. He could only turn his mouth. He couldn't get out at all. He could only be locked here like a prisoner.
Even the activities are very limited, especially the lines on the turtle shell, which completely limits it.
"Can I ask why you are trapped here?" Tang Tianlin was a little curious as he stared at each other.
And the giant turtle is a pie mouth, "well, anyway, it's boring, can't find someone to tell, just tell your boy in detail."
"It was a sunny and sunny day, somewhere on the shore of the East China Sea. At that time, I was a pure child. I knew that I met her that day, and she dragged me into the sea. From then on, I embarked on a road of no return, in the sea..."
Tang Tianlin frowned and listened to the nonsense of the giant turtle here for a long time. He always had no key point and stopped directly.
"I said can you stop talking nonsense here and just say the key points?"
"What's your hurry? If you want to hear my story, you have to take your time? How can you practice without a little patience?" the giant turtle gave Tang Tianlin a white look.
Tang Tianlin was also very direct. He arched his hand and said, "in that case, I'll leave."
"Hey, hey, hey."
Seeing that Tang Tianlin was about to leave, the giant turtle quickly stopped.
"Is it true that today's young people don't have the slightest patience? It's not easy for me to say it. After all, this is my past black history."
If it is an ordinary person, in order to please the giant turtle, you will certainly hear the last, but if so, you are really going to have bad luck. If it can't be finished for even half a month, timely stopping is the best solution.
"Let me be frank. In the distance of the East China Sea, there is a turtle Kingdom, where there is a young foreign couple, especially the turtle queen, who looks like a hey..." as he said, the giant turtle began to drool, and various adjectives were constantly marked out.
As human beings, even if they have correct facial features, they can't evaluate whether a turtle looks good or not. They really don't understand the aesthetics of this aspect.
"One day, the king tortoise went out to do business, and the queen tortoise, a lonely tortoise, came to the shore to relax. At that time, she happened to meet me. She fell in love with me at first sight. She fell in love with me at first sight and seduced me in every way. At that time, I couldn't bear such temptation at all and slowly resigned from her. Later, the matter was ignored The king knew that I had a big fight with him. I was not an opponent, so I was sealed here. The turtle queen took all the things on me afterwards. What I said was that I forced the other party to obey, causing her to lose her innocence. It's bullshit. It's clear that she seduced me first, which led to the later things. Now she collapsed. It's really embarrassing I'm so angry. A woman's words really can't be believed. It's always bad luck to believe them at any time. "
The giant turtle complained angrily here. He was a little confused, but he could still hear what he said clearly.
Tang Tianlin looked at it and said, "is this your experience? It's really tragic enough."
That's bullshit. Do you think this turtle is telling the truth? There must be something in it, but he doesn't want to study the specific content, just want to finish it quickly.
He is also cheap. Why do you waste half a day here asking such unimportant things.
"Yes, yes, I'm really miserable. It's just a slip in the sea. I didn't expect to be destroyed in the hands of a woman, but I don't regret it. If I have the opportunity, I still want to do so."
Tang Tianlin:
This is a typical good scar forget pain? Or do dogs eat shit instead?
Looking at Tang Tianlin's expression, the giant turtle knew what was in his mind and quickly said: "Don't look at me like this. I'll tell you the truth. You haven't experienced it. I don't know what it's like. When you meet the turtle queen, I believe you will be unable to extricate yourself. TMD, seriously, I envy the king. I hug and hug every day. There must be a lot of women like the turtle queen. I'm jealous of me every day. How can I become a king Can't such a turtle? If I can, I'm willing to lose my life for thousands of years. "
This giant turtle's lust is really OK. Finally, he wiped his saliva.
"By the way, I almost forgot to talk to you about business. Seeing that your boy is so lucky, I gave you this xuanzhu."
"Hmm?" Tang Tianlin felt that there was something incredible. Would things be so simple and complete?
He looked at the giant turtle with a thoughtful mind, and the giant turtle smiled, "of course, this is not for nothing. You have to do me a favor."
Looking at each other's smile, Tang Tianlin knew that things were not so simple, so he opened his mouth and said, "what's busy?"
"Little busy, little busy," the giant turtle waved his hand and said, "in fact, I am particularly interested in human dance, especially what, erotic dance, right? It's really sexy and exciting. Apart from others, it really excites me, so can you..."
Tang Tianlin looked at the giant turtle strangely, then slowly said, "you don't want me to dance for you?"
"Fart," said Tang Tianlin, and the giant turtle rebuffed, "is there a mistake? You think too much. Do you think any male turtle in the world likes to watch men dance? Naturally, women are required to dance."
Well, what Tang Tianlin guessed was true. He was really a lusty ghost. Maybe he capsized when he hooked up with his so-called turtle queen, so he was imprisoned here. It is said that he has not repented for hundreds of years. He really deserved it.
"As long as you can find a woman and dance a dance that excites me, this xuanzhu will be given to you. Is it very simple?"
The giant turtle squinted and said, "I don't care what you do, just find someone. By the way, I'll see if your boy's eyes are qualified or not."
With such an order, Tang Tianlin was driven away and told not to come back if he couldn't find it.
Think I'm a turtle? Go to prostitutes?