I didn't expect someone to be so stupid. I don't think there's anything to say about this kind of person who seriously lowers the average level of collective intelligence quotient. If someone can't understand what it means after reading these words, I'd like to tell you that Romeo and pig night are my trumpets. If I say that and others don't understand, then your IQ will be ha ha!
Last but not least, students, play less mobile phones and computers, read more books, keyboard man is not so easy to be when, come out to mix, sooner or later, you will have to pay back!
On the first day of summer, I found that someone left a message.
She couldn't help laughing at the man.
Lin Yuanyuan: I am the first one. Who am I afraid of!
Wu Xiao: some people always like to play behind the back. I'd like to advise you that villains are not so easy to be a villain. Your intelligence quotient is at most a cannon fodder!
Fang Siming: ha ha ~
Zou Ming: ha ha ~
I'm from cloud No.16 middle school: ha ha ~ I deliberately changed this name to top the post of the first day of summer day. Is it sincere enough? Please don't chase me to ask about the first day of the summer. I still have that sentence: the first day of summer is very good, very good!
The demon king drives to: building lord, you teach me how can I catch up with you?
Mu Yunting: upstairs, you haven't had enough fried meat with leather whip? My sister is what you can think of? Hurry to wash and sleep, dreaming is expected to be faster.
Huang Xiaolong: I wipe! This fragrant Xu Lai is really shameless. If I guess this person is the captain's roommate?
Zhang Peng: it's out upstairs. This is our team leader's former roommate.
The devil arrives: Mu Yunting, you bastard, send a text message to report such a shameless thing, thanks to your intention to do it.
Huang Xiaolong: Zhang Peng, what do you mean? The captain changed his dorm?
Fang Siming: our team leader wanted to invite his roommate to wash the pot in the dormitory, but he was bitten by a dog. He secretly reported the captain and made trouble to the counselor. Afterwards, he comforted the captain with hypocrisy and was uncovered by the captain on the spot. He became angry. He didn't know where he heard some rumors. He used a vest to post black captain in the Internet bar ...
Kong Baoxin: this woman is hateful!
Zhao Kun: did the captain invite her to have a taste of fried meat with fists?
Wu Xiao: our team leader is a civilized man who disdains to use a barbaric way.
Lin Yuanyuan: our team leader is a local tyrant. He likes to use money to solve problems. His motto is that problems that can be solved with money are nothing!
I'm the first day of summer: don't monkey around upstairs. I think it's more economical and practical to stir fry meat with fists, but also exercise.
Lin Yuanyuan: upstairs, you just let me pretend to be a force. Don't tear down the stage!
I'm the first day of summer You are welcome. Now please start your performance.
Wu Xiao
Fang Siming
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Lin Yuanyuan: what do you mean? Is the ellipsis free? Don't think I didn't expect it. Just say it.
Wu Xiao: please start your performance.
I'm the first day of summer: please start your performance.
Zhao Kun: please start your performance.
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Lin Yuanyuan:
Lin Yuanyuan: my little universe is about to explode! Let me talk about what happened after we reported on the first day of school. On the first day of school, after seeing off our parents, Du Yao suggested that the four people in our old dormitory should go out to dinner together. She invited her. Later, the team leader Er, at that time, the first day of the summer festival was not our team leader. Later, the first day of the summer festival disagreed and said that the AA system should be implemented.
In our dormitory, the first day of the summer is the only one who has seen Du Yao's family. Maybe it was at that time that we saw something, but Wu Xiao and I didn't know at that time.
Wu Xiao: please don't expose my relationship with you on the post. Thank you.
Witch's house is in a hurry: the pain in my face has just eased. Please continue upstairs.
Fang Siming: please continue your performance.
Zhang Peng: please continue your performance.
Lin Yuanyuan:
Lin Yuanyuan: that night, the four of us went to a restaurant near the school introduced by the first day of summer. The price of that restaurant was affordable. Each of the four of us ordered their favorite dishes. Du Yao ordered the most economical and affordable one. He pointed out a cold mixed kuju, which cost 18 yuan a plate.
I used to report to Yunda just because of the delicious food in Huadu. The meal was very good. At the end of the bill, the boss gave me a 20% discount. I went to settle the account and spent about 200 yuan in total. I forgot about it.
Wu Xiao: what does your brain remember besides eating? At that time, we spent 283 in the new semester. The 20% discount was 226 yuan. The boss wiped a zero and charged 220 yuan.
Lin Yuanyuan: Yes, it seems to be two hundred and twenty. I just remember the dishes of that day, and I didn't care much about the price. Not to mention, the food in that restaurant is really delicious, especially the fish. It's a pity that I ate too much in front of me, but I couldn't eat it later. The fish almost all went into someone's stomach, depressed!Wu Xiao I don't know the food upstairs, let alone we are a dormitory.
I'm the first day of summer: used to
Lin Yuanyuan:
Lin Yuanyuan: later, Xia Chuyi and Wu Xiaoxian gave me the money. The four person AA system was shared equally, and then it was 55. Later, Du Yao also gave me the money, but only gave me 18 yuan.
I don't really want to ask for money, but Du Yao has done such shameless things to Xia Chuyi now. I think these things are not easy to spit out. Du Yao came to me that night and said that she only gave me 18 yuan for my meal. The reason was that she only ordered an 18 yuan cold mixed kuju that day.
And she was very generous to tell me that the boss gave us a 20% discount and the money she would not care about.
I
Wu Xiao: it was true that Du ordered only 18 yuan cold mixed kuju, but there was no shortage of other dishes, especially the fish on the table. It was shameless to take out 18 yuan with a kind of charity tone! If I had known she was such a cow, I would have asked her to return the remaining half of the plate of bitter chrysanthemum to the boss at the final check-out, and ask the boss to reduce us another nine yuan!
Huang Xiaolong: the first time to see such a wonderful flower!
Wenyuan: there are more wonderful flowers. Don't you know, Du Yao, she
I am the first day of summer: personal affairs do not involve family members, thank you!
Wenyuan: OK, I'll hold back
Fang Siming: I wronged you upstairs!
Wenyuan: downstairs, I won't hold back if you talk sarcastically. I'll pull your head.
Fang Siming Can you be a little more nauseous?
Wenyuan: Yes! You want to try?
Fang Siming
Zhao Kun: it's out of the question. I'll bring it back. I continue to follow the captain's post.
Guo Wentao: I wipe it. I really doubt what you people in Yunda have in mind! I didn't expect that in the military training competition, the first day of the summer when all our cadets were knocked down in your Yunda? On the first day of summer (trumpet), come to our school. All the teachers and students of the Institute of Aeronautics welcome you!
Mao Xiaobing: I didn't expect that the most promising seedling of our military academy fell into such a miserable situation on the first day of summer, which was praised by teachers in our class for countless times. On the first day of summer day (trumpet), come to our school, and all teachers and students of artillery academy line up to welcome you!
Hu Yong: on the first day of summer, what can you do if you just can knock me down? It's not that you are still riding wild by a group of idiots. I think you have chosen the wrong major. The students in Yunda are all top students. Yes, but you haven't heard a word. Scholars are light on each other! Look at your situation, you win honor for the school, but there are so many people waiting to see your fun! The talents in our army are all real men with open mind. Those who can be real PK will never be forced to play tricks. I think you are the most suitable person to come to our army academy. As our teacher said, you are a good seedling of the natural command department! Anyway, those small bellied people in Yunda can't tolerate you, so let's get out of the dark as soon as possible!
Guo Wentao: Hu Yong, you broke the rules. You said that you should be within 100 words.
Hu Yong: I'm suddenly full of ideas. Besides, I failed in math. Do you mind me? Have the ability to bite me!
Mao Xiaobing: on Guo Wentao, I've seen this girl's problem for a long time.
Guo Wentao: last time I had a fight, I still have a piece of green on my arm. I can subdue this bear on the first day of summer! On the first day of summer, come to our Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics. As long as you are willing to transfer, I can guarantee that you can walk horizontally here.
Mao Xiaobing: it's shameless of me to wipe you all. I'm going to canvass for votes within 100 words! On the first day of summer, the most important thing in our artillery academy is artillery. When we come to our artillery academy, anyone who dares to force blindly will be rewarded with a shell!
Fang Siming: I wipe, what's the situation! You three don't stay in your own military academy. What do you throw on the campus network of Yunda? You want to take our captain? you must be dreaming!
I'm the first day of summer
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