Chapter 403

Finally

Geng Wumei, Wei Bao and Ji Xiaonan knelt down at the same time, with dark clouds over their heads. Their self-esteem was seriously hit. They didn't come here to be handsome, they came here to lose face.

They are a professional wool, completely killed by the empress of the great God level.

Kangxi looks at the small fish tank made of only condoms

Again speechless

Good, think, spit, mouth, blood!

Geng Bumei and Wei Bao took up his shoulder and pointed to the battery to make a fire. That's right. Because it's camping, they play with survival skills. They don't have lighters and matches. If they want to cook, they have to use the things around them to make a fire. What they use is the typical survival skills. They use chewing gum to pack tin foil and cut it into a slender funnel, The key is that the tin foil should be narrow in the middle (2 mm) and wide at both ends (5 mm). Connect the positive and negative poles of the battery with two wide ends, causing a short circuit of the battery. At this time, the narrowest part of the tin foil with the largest resistance will cause a high temperature and instantly catch fire. Then she removed a condom, which is very easy to ignite and is a good tool for igniting.

This is the fastest way to make a fire in the field, except for matches and lighters.

Another one... Gone

"Long live, what's it like to have a fully skilled girlfriend?"

He covered his forehead, "let me be quiet first..."

Shuai completely became a floating cloud, but also broken dreams.

Good, think, cry!

It seems that it's not easy to play when he finishes the fire.

Jing SA and you Jia are busy studying behind her. They can't help glancing at the four men - what's the use of you men!

The four of them started the mode of squatting in the corner to draw circles

At this time, he waved to Kangxi, "Kangxi, make a good fire, come and cook!"

In a gloomy fog, long live Ye's waist is standing up again. He is summoned by the Lord to shine like gold. He runs past.

Anhui squints at these people. There's everything in the car. How can no one use it.

No matter. If you're hungry, you'll have a cup of noodles first.

Kangxi is cooking curry, which is the most popular in the camping cuisine. Looking at Hu Hu, who is helping him, Hu Hu has removed a condom for the nth time and used it to seal containers, such as bamboo tubes of bacon or other can type containers. In order to prevent air from entering and causing food deterioration, he uses the condom to seal the containers. The effect is very good.

Another one is dead.

He couldn't help it. "Ho Ho, how can you camp so well?"

"Dad taught it." Her eyes were full of pride and respect. Talking about her father was like talking about God. Then she began to tell him how to use the condom.

What rain can cover on the shoe, make rain shoe, waterproof.

What if the sudden injury bleeding, then refer to the hospital when the doctor with rubber band hemostasis method, with a condom for binding.

When to dig a small pit on the ground at night, put a container in the center of the pit, flatten the sleeve, press it around with soil, and put a small stone on the sleeve to make it in the shape of an inverted cone, because the cold air at night makes the water vapor rising in the pit condense into drops on the sleeve, and gather and drip into the container.

In theory, half to one liter of distilled water can be harvested in the morning, which is the best way to get water in the wild.

"And... And..." she didn't realize Kangxi's face was black at all. She continued: "after being bitten by a snake, putting on a condom and taking drugs with your mouth can make people who help others safer. If you don't have batteries and chewing gum and tinfoil to make a fire, use the condom to make water into a ball, which is a super magnifying glass that can be used to focus on the sun and make a fire!"

He put down the curry stirring spoon, picked her up and gave her a big kiss.

The soul has received irreparable blow, in urgent need of comfort.

But

In the evening, when Kangxi saw that he had removed two more condoms, then inflated them and used a towel as a small pillow.

His heart broke down on the spot and he knelt down and beat the ground.

Father in law, what do you teach? Are you sure you have taught your daughter how to use the condom correctly.

He looked up at the sky and wept

"Kangxi, my father is great!"

Of course, the former commander-in-chief of the U.S. seal team didn't build it.

It's so wonderful that he wants to dig a grave!

He took a look at her. Her face was full of nostalgia and admiration for her father, and her beautiful eyes were shining.

Sure enough, all daughters have an Oedipus complex!